Beautifully Twisted

Steven Ragan

We’re in the safari now

Busy is Not an Excuse

Biden is in the whitehouse - what is he doing first? The differences between white people homes and minority homes. If you don’t like meat because of what it doesn’t do to the environment, will you eat 3D printed meat? Insect protein is an option… for some… Knock off bands on amazon, they’re not real leather! Or some aren’t, anyways… Why go to HR when you can just go talk to people? 2 Chainz use to be Titty boi… The spectrum of the political sphere…

WARNING - Anton and Mike pretty much argue the whole podcast… but there are just SO MANY QUESTIONS TO BE ASKED! Will Donald Trump run again? Will Ivanka run for president? Will Biden finish his presidency as president? QAnon is not going away, will they have a party? Did the angry mob go in to kill people? Can dogs be used as guard dogs? What is the value of life? Why do you have to wear a mask if you’re vaccinated?! All of these questions are explored and much more! Disclaimer - We don’t condone domestic violence!

Men don’t have custom ringtones and hispanics work hard. Sometimes it takes a dirty mind to do comedy. Hannah bleeds the entire podcast and everybody agrees that hydration is important. Anton describes slave genetics and Mike tells everyone if you get an Oculus you can shit on the moon.

The leaders of the world haven't announced the winner... yet... The guy said inject disinfectant, light in the body, and he's still a 3-time nobel peace prize nominee! That's winning. The climate is changing... but is it due to concrete? Pollution, deforestation, and dog shit. Making money at a funeral, hard work pays off. The time Anton went to jail and a special appearance by special guest, Loriana!

The best movies of all time, the destroyers of all movie records - The Matrix 4, Black Batman, Black James Bond, and the great and powerful Sean Connery. What were the outcomes of the BTP election predictions? Strip clubs and epi pens! Oh, and penicillin is NOT for allergies!

The BTP crew give their 2020 election predictions and talk about Trump the entertainer divided we stand. Will Trump run for a 3rd party in 2024? Will the Republicans nominate him again? 2020 was the most informed voting ever - due to the mail in ballots? If we get through this winter... what will help us make it?

The squad discusses drinking alcohol while taking medicine, Mitch Hedberg, life spans, death and dying, old white men with corvettes, ethnic differences of retirement, career advice, and financial advice. They also discussed alcohol, meth, and taxes, insurance for healthy people, and, best of all, THE KIDNAP DIET.

The squad discusses buying a new Macbook Pro 2011 version to 2019 version, kidnapping the Governor of Michigan, FBI listening to us, The Weinstein Amendment, Government surveillance, mass shootings, Siri is surveillance, Qanon, Shia Lebouf and the flag story, pizzagate, what job do you need to be assassinated, Bill Clinton and Epstein, the war on drugs and that's just the first 30 minutes!

The squad discusses Anton's client playing dead, black men visiting affluent neighborhoods, conspiracy theories including magic johnson never having aids and Lebron James and colon cancer. IronMike hates dentists but loves dental hygienists, minorities don't go to hospitals, chuck-e-cheese smells like shit, Oscar Pistorius killed his girlfriend, Amazon delivery drivers stealing packages, getting your appendix out, trump owns corona virus, winning a long shot parlay, and MUCH MORE.

The squad discusses Mike's fighting neighbors, Donald Trump's Taxes, Chris Rock, Comedy and Comedians, Corey Booker's Wife Rosario Dawson, Track and Field, Anatomical Adaptation, Pre-Conditioning, Gimic Strength Programs, Feet on Social Media, Being Canceled, Folded Pizza Vaginas, Suck Farting, and MUCH MORE!

The squad gets together on their third installment and talks about the universe punishing you, Anton's harassment and cop experience, growing up now and then with a few minutes with special guest Loriana, Hannah opens up about being a homeschool gangster, FAKE NEWS, and much more!

The squad talks about Trumps being in power for the next 20 years, Mac Miller, Bob Woodward, the 2020 election. Anton Talks about poopprints or pooprints and how he hates dog shit. The talk about Epstein and social norms and a bunch of randomness. Also, the legal age of consent is 16 in Mississippi, our bad!

The Beautifully Twisted Podcast Squad gets together for their first podcast! Rough start, middle, and end. Enjoy!