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The number one podcast for those involved or just interested in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.

A comedy podcast by Benjamin Partridge.
133 Episodes
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Mike Wozniak, Cody Dahler, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join us this month as we say goodbye to Jacobinius Arse Syndrome. LIVE SHOW on September 6th 2025 - buy tickets to stream it here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Warrior's Journey / ChronosBlue Saga / Soundbed 
Tickets for our upcoming live show on Saturday 6th September 2025 at 2pm at Kings Place in London:IN-HALL TICKETS:https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-4/STREAMING TICKETS:https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-podcast-online-streaming/Thanks to Tom Crowley of the Lowland Folk.
Mike Wozniak, Tom Neenan, Susan Harrison, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as your host celebrates his tenth anniversary as the presenter of the Beef and Dairy Network and proves that even in the midst of an outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome, beef is safe to eat. Music:Morning Mist / Brett Van DonselStock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:United Kingdom National Anthem / National Anthem Worx
Mike Wozniak, Mike Shephard, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we get to grips with the new outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Jag Vet en Dejlig Rosa / TraditionalSonatina in G Major / Beethoven Ancient Rome / Cercles NouvellesThe Wedding Feast / Bonnie Grace
Chris Cantrill, Greig Johnson, Amy Gledhill, Rob Gilroy and Amy Mason join in this week as we hear from formers darts champion Kenny Baritone about an event he is planning in Doncaster.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Streets Of Wonder / Marc TorchTrollmors Vaggsang (String Quartet Version) / TraditionalUti Var Hage / TraditionalLovely Is The Earth / TraditionalTrollmors Vaggsang (Violin Version) / Traditional
Cody Dahler joins in this month as we catch up with former scuba diver Nicholas Summers, who has emerged from his coma and started a new business venture.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Talking Woods / Guto LucenaUncharted Lands / Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen
It’s MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/joinIt’s episode 950 of Jumanji: CWS with Michael Banyan. This week's guest is actor Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay.Thanks to Henry Paker and Tom Crowley.
It's MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/joinMike Shephard, Gemma Arrowsmith, Mike Wozniak, Tom Crowley, Gareth Gwynn and Linnea Sage join in this week as we learn all about Major Billy Whizzbang, the plucky bullock who served in World War 2. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com, Soundrangers/Pond5.com, Matteocurcio/Pond5.com and ClassicalMusicForMedia/Pond5.com, JamieAddison13240000660/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:String Quartet in F Major Allegro/Maurice RavelVeterans Day/Francis WellsA Sad String Quartet/TraditionalWicked Man/Martin LandstromBierstube Tanz/Trabant 33Catch the Train/Sinfonietta Cinematica
Matt Apodaca and Tom Neenan join in this week as we hear about a new company rolling out hot pie vending machines across America. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Soul of America / Roy Edwin WilliamsTruck Drivin Guitar / Roy Edwin WilliamsHappy Trails / Erik Fernholm 
John Rutledge joins in this month as we catch up with Len Biro, the oldest milkman in the world.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Before You Wake Up / Erik Fernholm
Episode 117 - Beef 2024

Episode 117 - Beef 2024

2024-12-2251:171

Jessica Ransom, George Fouracres, Michael Clarke, Henry Paker, Mike Wozniak and Linnea Sage join us this week as we look back over the biggest news stories from 2024. Co-written with Helen Price.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Sommarpsalm / TraditionalAn Abyss of Sadness / Jon BjorkAin't Gonna Change (Instrumental Version) / House Of Say
Matthew Crosby, Tom Burgess, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in for this episode as we hear about the latest developments from St Catherine's church in Bromley.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Joyful Occasions / Ludvig MoulinPrayer / Arvid SvenungssonAin't Gonna Change (Instrumental Version) / House Of Say
Episode 115 - Milky Man

Episode 115 - Milky Man

2024-10-3031:484

Natasha Hodgson, Stevie Martin, Amy Gledhill and Daniel Rigby join in this week as we meet Milky Man. Written by Natasha HodgsonEditing and sound design by Andy GoddardEpisode art by Tom Crowley Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:A Bad Gut Feeling / Experia Claustrophobia / Lennon HuttonMerry-Go-Round-And-Round / The Fly Guy FiveStill Rivals / Dream CaveOver the Fence / Roots and Recognition
Henry Paker, Tom Crowley, Linnea Sage, Lucy Farrett, Gemma Arrowsmith and Mike Wozniak join in this week for a live show recorded at London Livestock Dietary Supplements Con 2024.Buy a streaming ticket to watch this live show here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-online-streaming/kplayer/Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comEvening Melodrama Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Music credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:On Edge / Amber GlowA Classic Noir / Mary RiddleHeist Music / NitghcapPaidias Pledge / Golden AnchorAngels / Yonder DaleHymn To The Rising Sun / Golden Anchor
Episode 113 - Agnes

Episode 113 - Agnes

2024-08-2530:295

Sammy Dobson and Antonis Vlavo join in this month as we talk to a lollypop lady about her encounter with the angelic Agnes.Streaming tickets for upcoming live show on Saturday 14th September: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/30528/30529Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Returning Memories / Erasmus TalbotAegean Sea / George ProlopiouFeel So Lucky (Instrumental Version) / Cody Francis
Episode 112 - Dean Lamp

Episode 112 - Dean Lamp

2024-07-2943:356

Dan Thomas, Gemma Arrowsmith and Tom Crowley join in this month as we hear about how the dairy industry is helping rehabilitate offenders.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Mozart Piano Concerto No.23 / Mira MaMystical Tension / Dream CaveMystery Evolving / Gabriel LewisFinding Melody / Gavin LukeEase Of Mind / Stationary Sign
Episode 111 - Shaving

Episode 111 - Shaving

2024-06-2436:553

Mike Wozniak, Linnea Sage and Tom Neenan join us this month as we go deep on cow shaving. Should they be shaved smooth for the summer?LIVE SHOW TICKETS - LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL 2024:In-hall tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-2/Online streaming tickets: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/beef-and-dairy-network-online-streaming/Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Ancient Italian Church / Trabant 33Standoff / NyloniaA Day At The Circus / Stationary Sign
Marek Larwood, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join us this month as we speak to Barry Mizon of the Exotic Seeds Breeding Paddock to get an update on his progress towards breeding an "ultra cow".Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Aqua Flute / Osoku
Episode 109 - Ted Danson

Episode 109 - Ted Danson

2024-04-2137:507

Ted Danson, Susan Harrison, David Reed, Natasha Hodgson, Mark Turetsky and Linnea Sage join in for this episode in which we speak to the dentist at heart of the campaign to legalise the use of cow teeth in cosmetic dentistry.Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com
It's MaxFunDrive! To support the show, go to maximumfun.org/joinSammy Dobson, Mike Wozniak, Max Davis, Tom Crowley, Gemma Arrowsmith and Cameron Smith join in this week as we get an update about our weekly live quiz livestream, Beef Call. Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.comMusic credit courtesy of epidemicsound.com:Mysteries Of The Forest/ Calm ShoresMusic by Podington Bear:“60s Quiz Show” “Climbing The Mountain” “Gizmo” “Pure Swell” “Bit Rio”  
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Comments (65)

Piers Taylor

One of the most over the top, ridiculous and bizarre episodes. Fantastic work Ben, it's alongside the beef call trance music thing you did

Jun 24th
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Robert Yuille

Yeeeeeeee~

Jun 18th
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mark rigby

This is such a beautiful example of how the most generous of people from the most disparate of worlds can come together to make something special. Ring that bell, Ted!

May 8th
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Robert Yuille

No way they got the Lord Of The Sun!

Apr 23rd
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Robert Yuille

Bong Ho!

Mar 26th
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Piers Taylor

where is my hogball!?

Feb 27th
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Piers Taylor

I'll call in a minute, once I've written the number down

Feb 15th
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Robert Yuille

Demon Headmaster moment

Jan 22nd
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Ben

Your Hyundai reaches East Wyoming and, because you're in it, you do, too.

Jun 12th
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Paddy Maxson

it's very funny seeing a few comments in here from people who have never heard even 5 mins of this podcast

Apr 26th
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Robert Yuille

I am Harrowed.

Apr 20th
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Michael Burnett

yet another example of how this Tory government are causing austerity for the common people while lining the pockets of their friends. makes me sick

Mar 4th
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Robert Yuille

Nice

Dec 7th
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Vaughn Hage

Gives the subtle feeling of being hunted, keep up the good work!

Jun 25th
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Tom J Smith

I keep expecting a 3 Bean Salad jingle to start playing

May 5th
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Parker McGee

Trying to explain any part of this episode is like describing how circle tastes

Jan 24th
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Tom J Smith

gonna need someone to isolate that phone number and send it to me

Oct 7th
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Lukas Senepart

definitely outdone yourselves - fab

Oct 23rd
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Tom J Smith

When I played this episode to my herd of Jersey Cattle they formed a perfect ring around my Bluetooth speakers and harmonised a haunting tune.

Sep 18th
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Manoj Sukumaran

This is one of the funniest shit, that I've ever had the pleasure of listening. No shit post 😂

Jun 26th
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