Been there, done that...where's my drink?!

This week, after Kelly gives Ang a painful wake up call about her potential/future sex life, they talk, AGAIN, about twin flames. Listen y’all don’t know shit about soul mates and twin flames. You gotta stop with your bullshit. Everyone wants real love. Think twice before you try to manifest a TF! Then we talk about jealous/flirty PARENTS! The horror! More problems solved for humanity. You’re welcome. Let’s tiptoe into 2024 and not touch anything. 🖤 BUY A SWEATSHIRT. I make like $3 on it, its just for fun. ⁠https://www.zazzle.com/be_kind_of_a_bitch_hoodie-256883186201236150⁠ https://www.zazzle.com/be_kind_of_a_bitch_hoodie-256681883458275698 We would love it if you'd share this podcast with your favorite bitch Or if you've got $5, go to ⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠⁠ And just sign up, even if you don’t care about astrology! 🖤 Thanks!! Podcasts:  ⁠⁠Bitchstory⁠⁠    ⁠⁠Bitchscopes⁠⁠   ⁠⁠ Bitchsplaining⁠⁠ Instagram:⁠⁠ instagram.com/Bitchstory.pod ⁠⁠

finally these bitches recorded! So much laughing in this ep butt stuff made up podcast names (maybe) I mean...I had you at butt stuff, right? Perv. sharp subject change: trigger warning Dash around 45 minutes. We discuss school shootings and there’s mention of suicide. BUY A SWEATSHIRT. I make like $3 on it, its just for fun. ⁠https://www.zazzle.com/be_kind_of_a_bitch_hoodie-256883186201236150⁠ https://www.zazzle.com/be_kind_of_a_bitch_hoodie-256681883458275698 We would love it if you'd share this podcast with your favorite bitch Or if you're able, you can click the "support this podcast" button on the anchor.fm/bitchstory home page, OR go to ⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠⁠ Thanks!! Email us: ⁠⁠heybitches@bitchstory.net ⁠⁠ Podcasts:  ⁠⁠Bitchstory⁠⁠    ⁠⁠Bitchscopes⁠⁠   ⁠⁠ Bitchsplaining⁠⁠ Instagram:⁠⁠ instagram.com/Bitchstory.pod ⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@bitchstrology⁠

Well as usual we are solving all the problems this week. We talk mercury retrograde, medical advocacy, being a good patient, and why you want to be the dumbest person in your family. I referenced this podcast in this episode: You're Wrong About: The Obesity Epidemic this episode did stir up a lot of dust in discussion groups online, which I think just highlights the fact that people still think fatness is the worst thing in the universe that you can be. His stats are interesting, although not cited and phrased like a skilled statistician. But what this episode does well is point out how the medical *INDUSTRY* sort of created it's own point of fixation and hatred, and that the American lifestyle and poverty cycle, and lack of health care, and ongoing fat bias, only make things worse. Diets don't work. If you're a young person listening to this and you're already on the diet roller coaster, please get off! the 20 pounds you think you need to lose are going to put you on a lifetime obsession with it and that 20 pounds will eventually be 100 and you'll have diabetes not because you're fat, but because of the weight cycling. Just love yourself and your 20 pounds and go live a beautiful life!!! aaaaanyway.... Please consider Supporting our work: ⁠Anchor.fm/bitchsplaining2 ⁠(click the support button)  ⁠Patreon.com/Houseofbleep⁠ (at the $5 & $10/mo levels you get weekly BitchScopes horoscopes.) Questions and whatever: Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Website: ⁠thebitchwhisperer.me⁠ Instagram Instagram: @bitchstory.pod @kellymcbitch THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! we fucking love you and you’re gorgeous!

In this ep we go AWF about medical fat bias, the diet industry, menopause, and Lizzo.

A mini bitch sesh explaining where TF we’ve been

Podcasting without a net. This week we cover a menagerie of topics from Kelly wanting to quit everything to astrology to the inner workings of our friendship. Join us as we solve ALL the problems!!

Let's go down memory lane to the days when social media was a brand new concept. Remember My Space? We barely do. But we will discuss how we had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to get to a modem to dial in to our AOL account to create our Geocities pages with real HTML, and then talk about what social media has become - the good, the bad, and the ugly. Is anything real? We play a new game called "Oh for the Love!" where we share our exasperating moments from life this week. Wanna share yours? Email us at "bsplaining@gmail.com" The really great news is that Ang sounds like a podcaster now, and not like she's trapped in a bathroom. AND...we have sound effects! Enjoy! Oh and also, have you hugged a bitch today? ⁠https://www.mindfulmazing.com/how-many-hugs-do-you-need-a-day/⁠ How to get your dopamine (pleasure, satisfaction, motivation) from something other than social media: 1) our podcasts (obvs!) 2) music 3) hobby 4) small adventures 5) complete small tasks 6) dance Get your serotonin (happiness and mood) 1) our podcasts 2) sunshine 3) exercise 4) gratitude! 5) therapy 6) aromatherapy Oxytocin (love, empathy, safety) 1) love us 2) hug!!!! 3) speak kindly to yourself 4) pet snugs 5) massage Endorphins (stress and pain relief) 1) not sure we can help you here 2) accupuncture 3) laughter!! 4) exercise 5) hot bath Other stuff we bitchsplained - The Vibration of Emotions: 1. Joy/Appreciation/Empowered/Freedom/Love.  2 . Passion   3 . Enthusiasm/Eagerness/Happiness. 4 . Positive Expectation/Belief 5 . Optimism.  6 . Hopefulness.  7 . Contentment  8 . Boredom (Neutral, turning point).     9 . Pessimism.   10. Frustration/Irritation/Impatience.    11. Overwhelmed.    12. Disappointment.    13. Doubt.    14. Worry.  15. Blame.  16. Discouragement.   17. Anger.   18. Revenge  19. Hatred/Rage  20. Jealousy.  21. Insecurity/Guilt/Unworthiness.  22. Fear/Grief/Depression/Despair/Powerlessness Check out our Patreon at ⁠⁠Patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠⁠

hey, check out this link where we have not just “BitchSplaining” but also other rad & bitchy podcasts! Please follow and subscribe! https://open.spotify.com/show/4VETkXsBanAhUTXyV2Iu0a?si=kt8d8petQkS4x1zT-1xxcA This week Kelly and Ang talk about when is it "enough"? When do we have enough money, when do we have enough botox, when have we given enough...? Angela's mic situation is much improved but Kelly made a bunch of noise with paper. It'a annoying, sorry. I'll tell the producer to get their shit together...oh wait, that's me. WE NEED A PRODUCER! Anyway, have a bitchy week and know...YOU ARE ENOUGH!!!

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And we are BitchSplaining BOSSHOLES. (Yes we have touched on this vaguely before but we are getting specific in this episode) We have some beef about bosses and we are gonna clear out our bosshole karma! We include some listener beefs too. Consider this your full moon release ceremony!

Hey, just a short blurb of my voice 'splaining/apologizing for the delay in getting a new episode up. We will be back soon. Please make sure you've subscribed (on Spotify preferably but we'll take whatever you prefer TBH) so you get notified when our bitch asses get our shit together. xo

Pop culture catch-up- celebrity is a weird concept, but so is taking a diabetes drug to fit into a dress. Get a beverage and Join us as we talk shit. https://theweek.com/health-and-wellness/1020957/the-dangers-of-the-ozempic-craze

Bitches be splainin that they don’t give a fuuuuuuck! Plus bonus discussion about apocalypse hygiene.

Resolutions are for people who need to change. You don’t. Because you’re fucking rad just the way you are. In this episode Ang and Kelly will coach you into self love and giving fewer fucks about what people think. ** heads up - we do discuss diet industry and disordered eating in this ep. But we also laugh until we pee. There’s something for everyone!

We are so sorry (if you feel like) this episode is so delayed in coming out. We are Truly sorry (if) we disappointed you. We will try to upload in a more timely manner (as long as our listenership goes up). Please forgive us. Or something. LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! we are life coaching you into being a better apologizer. (Or more of a sociopath.)

Well, it started when ang called me and told me she had a dark dream…

We both had a crappy day/week and didn’t feel like talking about our planned topic so this is pretty close to an every day phone conversation for us. This is a good episode to listen to while you clean your house. Enjoy the snort laughs.

In this episode we talk about dating and red flags. And pink flags. And yellow flags. From our extensive and ridiculous collective dating history we conjure up advice that we should have listened to…but we wouldn’t have. And you probably won’t either

In this episode, Ang and Kelly philosophize, debate, and exchange ideas about the modern workplace. Like any good therapy sesh, the bitches take it all the way back to their childhoods to address the inherited beliefs that shape life experiences. And if you are a workplace victim of micromanaging, you’ll want to take some notes, because the girls answer a listener question. If this sounds awfully deep, don’t worry…there’s plenty of swearing, cackling and snorting.

Who the hell are Kelly & Angela? We are a couple of crazy bitches who have been thru a helluva lot! We are Yin and Yang embodied in a friendship… like a single soul in two very different people. We laugh a lot, mostly at each other’s bullshit. But more importantly we are passionate about lifting up other women in all phases of life. Come hang out and get to know us!