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Author: Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money.
Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.
We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.
The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories.
Turns out the dialers need a lot of advice...so we're doing a part 2 of our unprofessional advice. This week we're dealing with finances, family, and failing relationships. 
It's the holiday season and the dialers were in need of some advice, so we delivered. Lines are being blurred in open relationships, some in-laws just won't take the hint, and our resident cat expert is sharing some knowledge. 
Everyone has their quirks and odd habits. And this week, the dialers are revealing theirs in hopes that they aren't the one one. You'll either finish this episode feeling understood or questioning why you are the why you are. 
A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners.   
Family and friendship dynamics are complicated, but someone is always the asshole. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the asshole?", we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. 
'Tis the season for the biggest family fights of the year. Hopefully these stories of Thanksgiving conversation gone wrong will make you feel better about your family's holiday dysfunction.
Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts

Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts

2024-11-1701:07:16

Sometimes it really is better to give than recieve. This week the dialers are sharing the worst gifts they've ever gotten.   
Des is in the hot seat this week. He's answering all the things you've ever wondered about men. This is the most dialers we've ever had call in and you don't want to miss this one.  getjackblack.com/BERN with code BERN for 10% off seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN for 25% off 50% off at goodamerican.com with code BERNER carawayhome.com/BERN for 20% off
We address the pros and cons of Halloween and people's most embarassing costumes.  20% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/bern  Free shipping at quince.com/BERN free shipping mackweldon.com/gifting for $25 off menswear
Hannah's back (again). We're coming for everything from running to bad sex positions and the dialers are sharing hot takes on the most overrated things in life.   10% off cookware at Carawayhome.com/BERN 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN 200% off tonal.com exercise machines with code BERN 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 30 day free trial at dipseastories.com/BERN
Hannah is back on pod this week and we're feeling nostalgic. Is there really such a thing as a the good ole days? Those who got to go to Blockbuster on Friday nights and burn CDs for their high school girlfriend would say yes.  10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off and a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/BERN 
Des is joined by the hilarious Joanne McNally this week. They're giving advice on dating a comedian, in-law issues, how to woo an Irish man, and correct emoji usage.  Free shipping at quince.com/bern 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN Save $15 on skincare at Apostrophe.com/PHONE $200 off your order at tonal.com with code BERN  
The dialers have been through the wringer with some crazy liars. We start off light hearted then hear some insane (and possibly illegal) stories. We don't condone lying BUT white lies about why you were late or why you canceled plans are completely ok. zocdoc.com/BERNER 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 30 days free at dipseastories.com/BERN 20% off bedding at bollandbranch.com/BERN  40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 40% off 50% off at factormeals.com/BERN50 with code bern50 20% off CleanMyMac X with code bernerphone  40% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/BERN
Gripes come in many forms and, in our book, they are all completely valid. The dialers are sharing the things that grind their gears and Hannah gives some advice to the big booty girlies. 20% off shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN quince.com/BERN for free shipping and returns  15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off at liquid-iv.com with code BERN 20% off at prettylitter.com/BERN with code BERN    
Bad roommates are a canon event, but they always make for a good story. The dialers are sharing some horror stories and we start to realize we might have been the bad roommates.  quince.com/BERN for free shipping 10$ off at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 25% off at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN $5 with code BERN when you download the Ibotta app  
There were some wild and juicy messages this week. We're giving more advice about relationships, trying stand up, and ruining wedding days.  Get cookware for 10% off at hexclad.com/BERN 40% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/BERN Get up to 43% off and a free gift at mudwtr.com/BERN  30 day free trial at dipseastories.com/BERN 15% off sheets at bollandbranch.com/BERN
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Feb 5th
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Moti

Seriously Alex, be more full of your self! Geeze

Jan 1st
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Robert Zalunardo

Hannah and Rayna boom fire

Nov 25th
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Tony Rickman

They got to nearly 40 minutes before every third word became "like"

Nov 2nd
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Robert Zalunardo

amazing episode probably one of the best

Oct 27th
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Margarita Quezada

Can you never have this chick on again? For someone who has worked in radio for 15 years, she is unaware of how grating her voice is. Like she needs to clear it or stop smoking.

Jun 11th
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Joel Schein

cmon baby light my fire...

Apr 8th
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Mike Smith

Sexy Hot Hannah

Apr 8th
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Mike Smith

Your Good!

Mar 21st
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Robert Zalunardo

Another good one Hannah, felt your sympathy, during this interview, of how hard it is the make everyone like you or just fitting in, you got her to open up and how she is in a better place. it's crazy how everyone feels uncertain of their existence, but all turns to better with time.

Jan 15th
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Robert Zalunardo

The Queen of fire strikes again. This poor guy,is getting killed, crazy of him not knowing before coming on. 10 min in so far.

Jan 8th
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Robert Zalunardo

Great segment Hannah, love your best friend approach with guests. I get glued listening, as you always come up with something off topic.

Jan 2nd
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Robert Zalunardo

loved it!

Dec 20th
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Robert Zalunardo

Great interview Hannah.

Dec 18th
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Robert Zalunardo

just listened to this, how is it possible you dont have a line up men that you can pick an choose from that would be able to fit in your life. Your great personality, you've done shit with your life and you have a job. crazy world. great segment.

Dec 16th
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Robert Zalunardo

great job, excellent guest. You both meshed well. new follower, I'm f..ing hooked.

Dec 16th
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Tymel Rory

Love this!! You go Hannah!

Nov 30th
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