Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO

Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

09-16
01:06:53

Berner Phone #107: The Art of Gentle Revenge

Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

09-08
01:03:15

Berner Phone #106: Dialer's Choice

We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

09-02
55:29

Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self

The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' shows

08-25
01:19:10

Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons

This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows

08-19
01:07:37

Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins

We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows

08-12
58:23

Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone?

We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

08-04
01:13:53

Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour  get tickets to see Des live

07-28
01:22:49

Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?

Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

07-21
01:07:50

Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old

Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

07-14
01:13:02

Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2

A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

07-03
01:24:22

Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be Awkward

There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

06-30
01:23:06

Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs

Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget.  get tickets to Hannah's tour see Des live

06-23
01:18:57

Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes

If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live 

06-16
01:12:46

Berner Phone #94: Lockdown Positivity

The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live

06-09
01:16:27

Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People

We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person.  Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live 

06-02
01:07:47

Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2

The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered. 

05-27
01:09:07

Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice

The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.

05-19
01:08:30

Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories

We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.

05-12
01:07:12

Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes

Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received. 

05-05
01:06:31

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Seriously Alex, be more full of your self! Geeze

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Robert Zalunardo

Hannah and Rayna boom fire

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Tony Rickman

They got to nearly 40 minutes before every third word became "like"

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