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Author: Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO

Berner Phone #108: HAN SOLO

2025-09-1601:06:53

Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' shows
This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows
We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows
We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows
Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour  get tickets to see Des live
Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live
Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget.  get tickets to Hannah's tour see Des live
If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead.  get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live 
The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live
We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person.  Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live 
The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered. 
The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.
We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.
Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received. 
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Sarah Fleming

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Sep 4th
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Feb 5th
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Moti

Seriously Alex, be more full of your self! Geeze

Jan 1st
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Robert Zalunardo

Hannah and Rayna boom fire

Nov 25th
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Tony Rickman

They got to nearly 40 minutes before every third word became "like"

Nov 2nd
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Robert Zalunardo

amazing episode probably one of the best

Oct 27th
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Margarita Quezada

Can you never have this chick on again? For someone who has worked in radio for 15 years, she is unaware of how grating her voice is. Like she needs to clear it or stop smoking.

Jun 11th
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Joel Schein

cmon baby light my fire...

Apr 8th
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Mike Smith

Sexy Hot Hannah

Apr 8th
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Mike Smith

Your Good!

Mar 21st
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Robert Zalunardo

Another good one Hannah, felt your sympathy, during this interview, of how hard it is the make everyone like you or just fitting in, you got her to open up and how she is in a better place. it's crazy how everyone feels uncertain of their existence, but all turns to better with time.

Jan 15th
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Robert Zalunardo

The Queen of fire strikes again. This poor guy,is getting killed, crazy of him not knowing before coming on. 10 min in so far.

Jan 8th
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Robert Zalunardo

Great segment Hannah, love your best friend approach with guests. I get glued listening, as you always come up with something off topic.

Jan 2nd
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Robert Zalunardo

loved it!

Dec 20th
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Robert Zalunardo

Great interview Hannah.

Dec 18th
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Robert Zalunardo

just listened to this, how is it possible you dont have a line up men that you can pick an choose from that would be able to fit in your life. Your great personality, you've done shit with your life and you have a job. crazy world. great segment.

Dec 16th
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Robert Zalunardo

great job, excellent guest. You both meshed well. new follower, I'm f..ing hooked.

Dec 16th
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Tymel Rory

Love this!! You go Hannah!

Nov 30th
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