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Author: Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes. 
The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.
Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist. 
The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.
The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor. 
Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.
Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.
Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN
Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.
We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.
The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN
Turns out the dialers need a lot of advice...so we're doing a part 2 of our unprofessional advice. This week we're dealing with finances, family, and failing relationships. 
It's the holiday season and the dialers were in need of some advice, so we delivered. Lines are being blurred in open relationships, some in-laws just won't take the hint, and our resident cat expert is sharing some knowledge. 
Everyone has their quirks and odd habits. And this week, the dialers are revealing theirs in hopes that they aren't the one one. You'll either finish this episode feeling understood or questioning why you are the why you are. 
A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners.   
Family and friendship dynamics are complicated, but someone is always the asshole. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the asshole?", we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. 
'Tis the season for the biggest family fights of the year. Hopefully these stories of Thanksgiving conversation gone wrong will make you feel better about your family's holiday dysfunction.
Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts

Berner Phone #65: Bad Gifts

2024-11-1701:07:16

Sometimes it really is better to give than recieve. This week the dialers are sharing the worst gifts they've ever gotten.   
Des is in the hot seat this week. He's answering all the things you've ever wondered about men. This is the most dialers we've ever had call in and you don't want to miss this one.  getjackblack.com/BERN with code BERN for 10% off seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN for 25% off 50% off at goodamerican.com with code BERNER carawayhome.com/BERN for 20% off
We address the pros and cons of Halloween and people's most embarassing costumes.  20% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/bern  Free shipping at quince.com/BERN free shipping mackweldon.com/gifting for $25 off menswear
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Amber Laila

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Feb 5th
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Moti

Seriously Alex, be more full of your self! Geeze

Jan 1st
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Robert Zalunardo

Hannah and Rayna boom fire

Nov 25th
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Tony Rickman

They got to nearly 40 minutes before every third word became "like"

Nov 2nd
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Robert Zalunardo

amazing episode probably one of the best

Oct 27th
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Margarita Quezada

Can you never have this chick on again? For someone who has worked in radio for 15 years, she is unaware of how grating her voice is. Like she needs to clear it or stop smoking.

Jun 11th
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Joel Schein

cmon baby light my fire...

Apr 8th
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Mike Smith

Sexy Hot Hannah

Apr 8th
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Mike Smith

Your Good!

Mar 21st
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Robert Zalunardo

Another good one Hannah, felt your sympathy, during this interview, of how hard it is the make everyone like you or just fitting in, you got her to open up and how she is in a better place. it's crazy how everyone feels uncertain of their existence, but all turns to better with time.

Jan 15th
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Robert Zalunardo

The Queen of fire strikes again. This poor guy,is getting killed, crazy of him not knowing before coming on. 10 min in so far.

Jan 8th
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Robert Zalunardo

Great segment Hannah, love your best friend approach with guests. I get glued listening, as you always come up with something off topic.

Jan 2nd
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Robert Zalunardo

loved it!

Dec 20th
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Robert Zalunardo

Great interview Hannah.

Dec 18th
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Robert Zalunardo

just listened to this, how is it possible you dont have a line up men that you can pick an choose from that would be able to fit in your life. Your great personality, you've done shit with your life and you have a job. crazy world. great segment.

Dec 16th
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Robert Zalunardo

great job, excellent guest. You both meshed well. new follower, I'm f..ing hooked.

Dec 16th
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Tymel Rory

Love this!! You go Hannah!

Nov 30th
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