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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.
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Today I sit down with Taylor Tomlinson to talk about anxiety, grief, creepy dudes, our catastrophe thinking, touring together, taping her first Netflix special, and much more! Taylor will be taping her Netflix special November 10th at the Aladin Theater in Portland Oregon! Go to ttomcomedy.com for tickets! This episode is also brought to you by Figs. Get 15% off of your first purchase by going to www.wearfigs.com and enter my code “Bert” at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Stance. Get a free pair of socks with your first purchase at www.stance.com/bert  This episode is also brought to you by Arc. Get $15 off the blue whitening kit at www.arcsmile.com and use the code "Bert" at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Honey. Honey is the smart shopping assistant that saves you time and money. Join free today at www.joinhoney.com/bert  The Body Shots Fall Tour is on pre sale now! Use the promo code “Shots” to get tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Wheeler Walker Jr and my wife, LeeAnn Kreischer learn how to make a Nashville Hot Chicken on this episode of Something's Burning Uncut! Cooking instructions below! Recipe: http://bit.ly/SBHotChickenRecipe More from All Things Comedy! http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AllThingsCom... Twitter: https://twitter.com/allthingscomedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/all_things_... Follow Bert! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer NASHVILLE FRIED CHICKEN and PICKLEBACK COLESLAW 1: MAKE THE DREDGE: IN A BOWL, WHISK TOGETHER 1 CUP MILK, 2 EGGS, AND 1 TABLESPOON LOUISIANA HOT SAUCE. 2: IN A SEPARATE BOWL, WHISK TOGETHER THE 2 CUPS FLOUR AND 2 TEASPOONS SALT 3: DREDGE THE CHICKEN: FLOUR MIXTURE, THEN MILK MIXTURE, THEN FLOUR MIXTURE. 4: HEAT CRISCO IN DEEP FRYER TO 325 DEGREES. 5: FRY CHICKEN IN BATCHES. 15-20 MINUTES EACH BATCH. REMOVE AND LET DRAIN ON THE RACK. WHILE THE CHICKEN IS FRYING- MAKE COLESLAW 1: CUT THE CABBAGES INTO QUARTERS AND REMOVE THE CORE. SLICE INTO THIN RIBBONS. 2: CUT 2 APPLES INTO MATCHSTICKS 3: MIX CABBAGE AND APPLES WITH SHREDDED CARROTS 4: MAKE THE DRESSING: WHISK TOGETHER: ½ CUP MAYO 3 TABLESPOONS PICKLE JUICE 1 TABLESPOON DIJON 1 TABLESPOON CIDER VINEGAR 2 TEASPOONS LOUISIANA HOT SAUCE SALT AND PEPPER 5: MAKE THE SPICY COATING: TAKE THE HOT OIL FROM THE POT BEHIND YOU AND CAREFULLY LADLE IT INTO A BOWL AND WHISK IN: 3 TABLESPOONS CAYENNE PEPPER 1 TABLESPOON LIGHT BROWN SUGAR 1 TEASPOON BLACK PEPPER ½ TEASPOON PAPRIKA ½ TEASPOON GARLIC POWDER 6: BASTE THE SPICY OIL OVER THE CHICKEN. SERVE WITH BREAD AND PICKLES.
# 360 - Jim Jefferies & ME

# 360 - Jim Jefferies & ME

2019-09-1102:12:5217

Today I sit down with Jim Jeffries to talk about what he was like when he was doing open mics, his mother passing away 2 months ago, spending money, being friends with Brad Pitt, and much more! Jim will be playing the O2 Arena in London on Dec 3rd. Get your tickets at jimjefferies.com This episode is brought to you by Zip Recruiter. Try Zip Recruiter for free today by going to www.ziprecruiter.com/bertcast   This episode is brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get the complete hair kit today for just $5 when you go to www.forhims.com/bertcast This episode is also brought to you by Shinesty. Get your first pair of subscription ball hammocks for only $5. Just head to www.shinesty.com/bertcast  This episode is also brought to you by Comedy Central’s “Your Two Dads with Sean & Julian” Subscribe to their podcast wherever you get your podcasts. The Body Shots Fall Tour is on pre sale now! Use the promo code “Shots” to get tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
# 359 - Whitney Cummings & ME

# 359 - Whitney Cummings & ME

2019-09-0401:58:5211

 Today I sit down with Whitney Cummings to talk about getting blackmailed, envy, her new Netflix special, the robot, orgasm thoughts, and much more!  Whitney's new special "Can I Touch It?" is streaming on Netflix now!  This episode is brought to you by Blue Apron. Get $60 off today at www.blueapron.com/bertcast  This episode is also brought to you by Comedy Central’s “Your Two Dads with Sean & Julian” Subscribe to their podcast wherever you get your podcasts. This episode is also brought to you by Kushy CBD. Go to www.kushycbd.com to get 20% off by using the coupon code "BERTCBD". The Body Shots Fall Tour is on pre sale now! Use the promo code “Shots” to get tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Today I make Cioppino with Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub! The ingredients and directions are in the description below! Subscribe to ATC to never miss an episode of Something's Burning: http://bit.ly/SubscribeATC Thanks to TFATK for being guests! Follow them! http://www.tfatk.com/ http://bryancallen.com/ https://twitter.com/bryancallen https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub More from All Things Comedy! http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AllThingsCom... Twitter: https://twitter.com/allthingscomedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/all_things_... Follow Bert! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Recipe: Ingredients: 10 – Crabs 5 lbs Clams 3 lbs of Prawns 3 large onions ½ bunch of fresh parsley chopped 6 cloves of garlic chopped 1 green chili pepper chopped 4 small sprigs of rosemary chopped 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp salt 1 tsp pepper 1 tsp nutmeg 4 small cans of Del Monte tomato sauce 5 oz of Sauternes Directions: - Important to buy LIVE FRESH crabs, otherwise sauce will be dry and tasteless. - Wash crabs and clams thoroughly - Kill live crabs humanely - Save yellow (FAT) and bluish juices - Don’t have the store do it as you’ll lose good juice and fat. It may look horrible but it’s the secret to good taste - In a large pot, sauté chopped onions and celery - Season with salt, pepper and nutmeg - When onion, celery becaome transparent, add the chopped parsley, rosemary, garlic, chilli pepper, oregano - Saute five minutes - Add tomato sauce and sauternes - Add crab fat and juices - Cook 10 minutes - Add clams - Add crab and prawns - Cover pot and let it steam for 20-30 minutes - Top pot every 5 minutes and ladle sauce over prawns - Sauce should be more orange than red color Original Recipe Walt Lagomarsino
# 358 - Joe List & ME

# 358 - Joe List & ME

2019-08-2802:21:359

Today I sit down with Joe List to talk about crazy drinking stories, why he doesn't want kids, sexually transmitted infections, and that time he shit in a girls shoe.  Check out hit podcast that he does with Mark Normand "Tuesdays with Stories" wherever you get your podcasts. This episode is brought to you by Vincero Watches. get 15% off when you go to www.vincerowatches.com and use the code “Bert” at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Zip Recruiter. Try Zip Recruiter for free today by going to www.ziprecruiter.com/bertcast   This episode is also brought to you by Policy Genius. If you need life insurance but haven't gotten around to it, go to www.policygenius.com to get quotes and apply in minutes.  This episode is brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get started today for just $5 when you go to www.forhims.com/bertcast This episode is also brought to you by ARC. Get $15 off your purchase of a Blue Light kit when you visit www.arcsmile.com and use promo code "Bert" at checkout. The Body Shots Fall Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
# 357 - Jim Gaffigan & ME

# 357 - Jim Gaffigan & ME

2019-08-2101:41:5418

Today I sit down in the mancave with Jim Gaffigan. We talk about having our kids in our acts, opening for the Pope, his acting career, treats, and much more! Jim's new stand up special "Quality Time" is out now on Amazon! This episode is brought to you by Quip. Get your first refill pack for free when you order a Quip electric toothbrush at www.getquip.com/bert  This episode is also brought to you by 23andMe. Order your health and ancestry kit by going to www.23andme.com/bert This episode is also brought to you by Ring. Make your neighborhood safer with the neighbors app by Ring. Text "Bertcast to 555-888 and download for free today at www.ring.com/bertcast  This episode is also brought to you by Honey. Honey is the smart shopping assistant that saves you time and money. Join free today at www.joinhoney.com/bert  This episode is also brought to you by Figs. Get 15% off of your first purchase by going to www.wearfigs.com and enter my code “Bert” at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Stance. Get a free pair of socks with your first purchase at www.stance.com/bert  The Body Shots Fall Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
The full uncut audio from my show, Something's Burning with The Sklar Brothers. On this episode we learn how to make Twin Bone Broth Pasta. Find all ingredients and directions here in the description below. Subscribe to ATC to never miss an episode of Something's Burning: http://bit.ly/SubscribeATC Full Recipe: http://bit.ly/TWINPasta Recipe: TWIN color, zesty garden pasta. Ingredients:  1 1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter  1/4 cup olive oil  1 medium-sized onion, chopped  1 shallot, finely chopped  1 clove of garlic, finely chopped  1 lb mixed asparagus and broccoli (asparagus cut into 1/2 size slices and broccoli into small 1inch florets)  1 bag of red lentil penne pasta (from Trader Joe’s)  a few pinches of salt and several grinds of pepper  1 1/2 cups of peas (frozen)  1 1/2 cups white wine  2 cups veggie broth  zest and juice of 1 1/2  lemon (washed)  Parmesan cheese   Directions: 1. Heat a large frying pan to medium heat and let warm. Add oil. 2. Add your chopped onions. 3. Sauté the onions for about 6 minutes, until translucent. 4. Add the shallots and let cook for a few minutes with the onions 5. Add the garlic and cook for about 1 minute 6. Add butter to the pan, then add the broccoli and asparagus. Salt and pepper to taste 7. Sauté for about 8 minutes. 8. Then add lemon juice, lemon zest, veggie broth and wine. Cover and simmer for about 10-12 minutes (or longer). You want the asparagus nice and soft. 9. Add the peas a few minutes before done so they don’t get mushy. 10. While the veggies are simmering, boil your pasta according to the directions on the package, then strain and set aside. 11. Add the pasta to the sauté pan and toss together. 12. Serve warm and enjoy! The Body Shots Fall Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Dreams do come true! Today I sit down with the Co-Founder of Freewaters footwear to plead my case to bring back the Dillon. We talk about how he started the business, marketing mistakes, having investors, what makes a good flip flop, his clean drinking water projects, and much more! Go to www.freewaters.com to get yourself a pair of freewaters This episode is also brought to you by Zip Recruiter. Try Zip Recruiter for free today by going to www.ziprecruiter.com/bertcast   This episode also brought to you by Blue Apron. Get $60 off today at www.blueapron.com/bertcast  This episode is also brought to you by MDRN CBD. For 30% off of your first order and free shipping go to www.mdrncbd.com and enter the promo code “Bertcast” This episode is also brought to you by Calm. Get 25% off of a Calm premium subscription by going to www.calm.com/bert   This episode is brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get started today for just $10 when you go to www.forhims.com/bertcast The Body Shots Fall Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
# 355 - Jeff Dye & ME

# 355 - Jeff Dye & ME

2019-08-0702:42:3710

Today I sit down in the mancave with Jeff Dye to talk about passions for products, crazy people, what makes me mad, the time I got punched in the face, and much more! Check out Jeffs Podcast "Jeff Dyes Friendship Podcast" wherever you get your podcasts and be on the look out in the future for his special "Dumb is Gooder". This episode is brought to you by Vincero Watches. get 15% off when you go to www.vincerowatches.com and use the code “Bert” at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Shady Rays sunglasses. Use promo code “Bertcast50” for 50% off of two or more items in the shade shop. Go to www.shadyrays.com  This episode is brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get started today for just $5 when you go to www.forhims.com/Bertcast This episode is also brought to you by Earnest. Get a $100 cash bonus when you get a private student loan at www.earnest.com/bert  This episode is also brought to you by Honey. Honey is the smart shopping assistant that saves you time and money. Join free today at www.joinhoney.com/bert  The Body Shots Fall Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
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Zachary McCormick

10:22

Sep 18th
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Nick

Zachary McCormick 01:00:22 midroll reads

Sep 18th
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The Parenting experience.

your blessed. and I'm not religious.

Sep 16th
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Paul Porter

RIP Gunta

Sep 13th
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Raoul Duke

Paul Porter i have no idea what that means... haven't listened to the episode yet, but your profile image tripped my stoned ass out. i didn't know you can use gifs.

Sep 13th
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BoomSon

7:34

Sep 11th
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Noah

BoomSon 7:34

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Andrew Landers

bbvij

Sep 5th
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Roger Terpening

12:00

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Sophia

Roger Terpening 12:00

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Ken Fulcher

2:50

Sep 1st
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Marlee Smith

Liza treyger is a fuckin cunt, she has such a one sided ignorant women.

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jeff brown

17:20

Aug 28th
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Nick

jeff brown 01:21:27 mid roll ads end

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Brian Fish

jeff brown doing god's work

Aug 28th
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Nick

Mid roll ads end 49:15

Aug 23rd
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5MEO

"Bart Crasher" lmao that voice

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Archie Smith

5MEO haha, agree

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elleestimparable

I love this. Just two dad’s chatting. ❤️❤️❤️

Aug 22nd
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Matthew Saeger

9:50

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Drew Brid

Matthew Saeger thanks

Aug 22nd
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Evan Ferris

no more open tabs means I'm gonna unsubscribe. I'm not the biggest fan if his interview with D level comedians

Aug 22nd
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Gelvis Lurgos

how dare you call urself a comedian

Aug 16th
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Gelvis Lurgos

Jennifer Arabella is this some kind of vouch?

Aug 16th
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Jennifer Arabella

Gelvis Lurgos 😒😒😓

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Cameron Carpenter

1:15:13 to skip the MID-ROLL READS, MID-ROLL READS

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Fion Lewis

Cameron Carpenter OK!

Aug 16th
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Wade Johnson

14:30

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Hello English

Wade Johnson great

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Vahediyoun Soroosh

13:40

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Kyle Hartrum

this bitch is an idiot.

Aug 8th
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Lesly Carter

Kyle Hartrum 😪

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tetsue304

20:00

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