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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.
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# 373 - Todd Garner & ME

# 373 - Todd Garner & ME

2019-11-1601:50:595

Today I sit down with Hollywood Producer Todd Garner! Todd's extensive resume includes Waterboy, the Animal, xXx, Anger Management, Paul Blart, and much more! We talk about how he became friends with Adam Sandler, what divorce is like, being a Disney Executive, The making of Water Boy and much more! Check out Todds Podcast "The Producers Guide" wherever you get your podcasts. The Berty Boy Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
# 372 - Kimi Werner & ME

# 372 - Kimi Werner & ME

2019-11-1302:28:096

Hey guys! Today I sit down with national spearfishing champion & free diver, Kimi Werner. We talk about how she got into freediving, spearfishing, living off the land, riding a Great White, diving in the arctic, why I look up to Kimi so much, and much more!  Text me! 323-208-0844  This episode is brought to you by Kamikoto Knives. Get 25% off sitewide on top of their Black Friday offers. Go to www.kamikoto.com and use the Code "BERTCAST" This episode is also brought to you by Mercari. Check out Mercari and make every day "Sell your shit Sunday." Download the Mercari app in the App Store today!  This episode is also brought to you by Stance. Get a free pair of socks with your next order by going to www.stance.com/Bert. This episode is also brought to you by Shinesty. Get your first pair of subscription ball hammock boxers for only five bucks when you go to www.shinesty.com/bertcast  This episode is brought to you by Blue Apron. Get $60 off today at www.blueapron.com/bertcast  The Berty Boy Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
The full unedited audio of my Cooking Show "Somethings Burning". On this episode, I invite Jeff Danis & Ryan O'Neill from the Danish & O'Neill Podcast to make a questionable recipe of Poutine. If you like tons of sweat, slobber and cheese curds, this is your episode. Subscribe to ATC to never miss an episode of Something's Burning: http://bit.ly/SubscribeATC Recipe: POUTINE 2 WAYS! Classic Poutine and Bert’s Breakfast of Champions Poutine. MAKE THE GRAVY (5-10 minutes) Make the roux: In a small saucepan, melt 4 tablespoons butter over medium heat. Add 4 tablespoons flour and mix. Cook 2 minutes. Gradually whisk in 2 cans beef broth. Whisk out all lumps. Add these ingredients and whisk until gravy thickens, about 5 minutes or so: ½ teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon onion powder 4 tablespoons ketchup 4 teaspoons Dijon mustard 4 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce Salt and pepper to taste MAKE THE FRIES - DOUBLE FRY METHOD Heat oil to 350° Cut potatoes into ¼-inch sticks and put in a bowl with cold water (You want to let the potatoes soak for at least 1 hour for crispy fries.) Double fry the potatoes: First in 350° oil, pull out and drain Heat oil to 425° and fry again for about 3 minutes. (WHILE FRIES ARE COOKING, MAKE BLUE CHEESE WEDGE SALAD) Core head of lettuce and cut into wedges Top with blue cheese dressing and blue cheese crumbles MAKE CLASSIC POUTINE Top half the fries with gravy and cheese curds MAKE BERT’S BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS POUTINE Fry eggs and bacon. Top fries with gravy, curds, eggs, and bacon WHILE EGGS and BACON ARE COOKING, MAKE MILKSHAKES! The Berty Boy Tour is on sale now! Get your tickets at www.bertbertbert.com For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
# 371 - Gary Gulman & ME

# 371 - Gary Gulman & ME

2019-11-0601:58:095

Today I sit down with my long time friend and stand up comedian, Gary Guman. We talk about what it was like to go to a psych ward, Ketamine therapy, the yips, and his brand new HBO special! You can watch Gary's special "The great Depresh" on HBO, HBO Now, and HBO GO! This episode is brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get the complete hair kit today for just $5 when you go to www.forhims.com/bertcast This episode is brought to you by Butcher Box. Sign up today and get a free turkey plus $20 off of your first box at www.Butcherbox.com/bert  For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Today I sit down with Jeannie Gaffigan (Wife of Jim Gaffigan) and LeeAnn to talk about what it was like for her to undergo brain surgery. We talk about the recovery, the surgery, and what she learned from all of it.  LeeAnn did a book club on her podcast "Wife of the Party" where her and her friends talk about Jeannie Gaffigans book "When Life Gives You Pears". Available wherever you get your podcasts. Check out LeeAnns book club episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/xib_RculJbE You can Buy "When Life Gives You Pears" by Jeannie Gaffigan on Amazon here: https://tinyurl.com/y2hll5h2  Tickets to my “Body Shots” world tour are on sale now! For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
# 369 - Mark Normand & ME

# 369 - Mark Normand & ME

2019-10-3002:19:418

Today I sit down in the mancave with Mark Normand. We talk about touring Europe together, his Rogan appearance growing up in a bad neighborhood, Mark's Moped, blowing off Jerry Seinfeld, and much more!  Check out Mark Normand and Joe List's Podcast "Tuesdays with stories" wherever you get your podcasts. This episode is brought to you by Omax CBD. Go to www.omaxhealth.com and enter the promo code "Bert" for 20% off CryoFreeze pain relief roll on and site wide. This podcast is brought to you by Whoop. Get the Whoop Strap 3.0 free when you join. Go to www.whoop.com and use the code “Soberoctober” and get the month of October FREE! This episode is brought to you by Mercari. Don’t let your old stuff go to waste. You can find Mercari on the app stores or at www.mercari.com  This episode is also brought to you by Public Rec. Go to www.publicrec.com/bertcast and get 10% off your first pair of their all day every day pants automatically.  Tickets to my “Body Shots” world tour are on sale now! For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
The full uncut audio from my cooking show "Something's Burning". I teach Whitney Cummings and Michael Rapaport how to make pizza (sort of) Special thanks to Gil Tamazyan (Platter Pizza) Subscribe to ATC to never miss an episode of Something's Burning: http://bit.ly/SubscribeATC Full Recipe: http://bit.ly/BurningPizzaRecipe More from All Things Comedy! http://www.allthingscomedy.com Recipe:​ - Make the Dough - Combine flour, salt, and yeast in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook attachment. Mix to combine. - Add water and mix to combine. Then, knead dough on low speed for 10 minutes. The mixture should come together into a unified mass that barely sticks to the bottom of the bowl as it kneads. If dough sticks, add flour 1 tablespoon at a time to the mixer while it is running, until the mass barely sticks to the bowl. If the mixture is too dry, add water 1 tablespoon at a time to the running mixer. - Cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 8 hours. It can be refrigerated for up to 72 hours. - When ready to make pizza, transfer dough to a floured work surface. - Divide dough into four even sections. - Coat four small containers or bowls with nonstick cooking spray or olive oil. - With floured hands, form each section into a ball. Place one dough ball into each coated container or bowl. Lightly spray the top of each dough ball with nonstick cooking spray or coat with olive oil. - Cover each container or bowl tightly with plastic wrap, and let rise at room temperature for 2 hours. Each dough ball should double in volume. Make the Sauce - Make the sauce by either pushing the tomatoes through a food mill or simply pulsing them in a food processor until a chunky liquid is formed. - Heat oven to at least 475 F, higher if your oven allows. If using a pizza stone, place it in the oven to heat as well. - Assemble the Pizzas - Onto a well-floured surface, stretch out each ball into a 10-inch circle. Use a floured rolling pin if you need it. Don’t worry about the dough being a perfect circle! - Place one dough ball onto a lightly floured pizza peel, shake gently to ensure that the dough is not sticking. - Spread about 1/3 cup of sauce over the dough, leaving about a 1/2- inch edge unsauced. - Top the sauce with a quarter of the mozzarella slices. Tear a few basil leaves on top (according to your liking) and drizzle with 1 tablespoon of olive oil. You can also add the basil and olive oil after the pizza is cooked. - Transfer pizza from peel to the hot stone and bake about 5 to 7 minutes, until cheese is bubbly and crust is charred in places. - Repeat with remaining dough balls and ingredients.
# 368 - Robert Kelly & ME

# 368 - Robert Kelly & ME

2019-10-2302:53:469

Today I sit down with my buddy Bobby Kelly to smoke some cigars and talk about LA vs New York, camping, being a dad, being your own boss, getting fat shamed, how Bobby met Rogan, and much more! Robert Kelly is on tour with Jim Florentine Rich Vos, and Ron Bennington. For all tour dates go to www.kreepswithkidstour.com This episode is brought to you by Blue Apron. Get $60 off today at www.blueapron.com/bertcast  This episode is also brought to you by Policy Genius. If you need life insurance but haven’t gotten around to it, go to www.policygenius.com to get quotes and apply in minutes.  This podcast is brought to you by Whoop. Get the Whoop Strap 3.0 free when you join. Go to www.whoop.com and use the code “Soberoctober” and get the month of October FREE! This episode is brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness, for men. Get the complete hair kit today for just $5 when you go to www.forhims.com/bertcast This episode is also brought to you by Comedy Central’s “Your Two Dads with Sean & Julian” Subscribe to their podcast wherever you get your podcasts. This episode is also brought to you by Away Luggage. For $20 off a suitcase go to www.awaytravel.com/bertcast and use the promo code "Bertcast" during checkout.  Body Shots world tour is on sale now! Go to www.bertbertbert.com for tickets! For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
Today I sit down with Jim Florentine and Chad Zumock. We talk about Howard Stern, Jim Norton, touring, quicksand, and much more! Jim Florentine is on tour with Bobby Kelly Rich Vos, and Ron Bennington. For all tour dates go to www.kreepswithkidstour.com Body Shots world tour is on sale now! Go to www.bertbertbert.com for tickets! For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer
# 366 - Kyle Dunnigan & ME

# 366 - Kyle Dunnigan & ME

2019-10-1602:03:0110

Today I sit down in the mancave with Kyle Dunnigan to talk about what it was like to live with Amy Schumer, Tig Notaro, and Sarah Silverman. We also talk about an embarrassing moments, dating, anxieties, and much more! This episode is brought to you by Zip Recruiter. Try Zip Recruiter for free today by going to www.ziprecruiter.com/bertcast   This podcast is brought to you by Whoop. Get the Whoop Strap 3.0 free when you join. Go to www.whoop.com and use the code “Soberoctober” and get the month of October FREE! This episode is also brought to you by Figs. Get 15% off of your first purchase by going to www.wearfigs.com and enter my code “Bert” at checkout. This episode is also brought to you by Comedy Central’s “Your Two Dads with Sean & Julian” Subscribe to their podcast wherever you get your podcasts. Body Shots world tour is on sale now! Go to www.bertbertbert.com for tickets! For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer  
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Dominic Fanaro

I was in until I saw it was Rapaport...he's the absolute worst.

Nov 18th
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5MEO

Loved this episode, she was such a great guest and very intriguing.

Nov 17th
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Shane Bryant

5:30

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Jason Risdon

micheal rappaport is a asshole.

Nov 13th
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Matt Haynes

@14:15

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Edward Bellamy

great episode

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Shane Bryant

14:31

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nathan fulton

14:45

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Mike Edwards

5:45

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Matias Gonzales

the mark norman episode won't play through any app

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Nick

Hearing Bert go on about how he loves Ari shaffir in this pod cast breaks my heart knowing what happens the day after he recorded this.

Oct 30th
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David Molnar

x.... is that you? you driving that towmotor and texting? tisk tisk

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xavier galindez

1:12:57 end of midroll

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xavier galindez

13:00 start

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Edward Bellamy

entertainment without humor

Oct 29th
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Brendon Edrissi

There is an app that lets your friends choose partners for you! It's called Wingman!

Oct 24th
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Nick

It's funny hearing Bert go on about how much he likes Ari and how he had a pod cast with him coming up when we all know what happens on that podcast lol!

Oct 23rd
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Gregg Opie Hughes

17:25

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Alex Daniels

4:25

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Meta Minds

Great episode 🎙♥️

Oct 18th
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