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Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.The post Three Half-Ass Stories (Better Off Undead #137) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.The post Don't Touch Dave (Better Off Undead #136) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.The post Dave Gets Ointment (Better Off Undead #135) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Dave opens this episode with a sad story that stayed sad but Thomas Bennett saved the show. The last we heard from Thomas, he was preparing for surgery. On todays episode we welcome him back and talk everything from botched surgeries and writing… to the benefit of visiting strip clubs in a wheel chair. Laugh until tears and get inspired.The post The Return of Thomas Bennett, Who, It Turns Out, Is Not Dead (Better Off Undead #134) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Sean is back from vacation and explains how badly teaching the stingray shuffle to children works. Just when you thought things would get better, they went to Disney Land. Sean’s vacation seems to have been a comedy of errors but somehow it still managed to get up Dave’s butt.The post Sean Bitches About Vacation (Better Off Undead #133) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Dave and Johnny record a very special episode while Sean is away. Surprisingly it wasn’t one long awkward silence. Instead they talked Ashley Madison, Christian Recruiting and what it’s really like to live on a farm. This is a great oops, I mean horrible episode as we see more of Johnny’s Dave side.The post Dave and Johnny Bitch About Sean (Better Off Undead #132) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
In this episode we get to see movie buff Dave in his natural habitat as he recommends multiple films… with spoilers. Johnny gets a virus and they talk about exceeding low expectations.The post Dave Spoils Movies (Better Off Undead #131) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
“If I die, I have definitely have to talk to these three guys. It’s like on my bucket list.” Yep, that is a quote from this awesome show with one of our most interesting and fun listeners. Meet Tom Bennett, the ultimate anti-Dave. Tom writes screen plays, because he hates writing narration. He’s in a […]The post Tom Bennett is Happier Than Dave (Better of Undead #129) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Sean’s daughter read Crash and survived; something is truly wrong with the world, or perhaps Sean’s happy genes served as some sort of inoculation. In a rat worthy of Dave’s theme song, we learn the pits and perils of a children’s award show, why Dave’s wife loses all choice in parking and how Dave is […]The post Better Off Undead #128 – Dave's Wife Doesn't Get an Opinion on Parking appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Sean and Johnny talk children’s sports and we finally get a good old fashioned Dave rant. Only this Dave rant comes with a side of giggles. Just when you thought Better Off Undead couldn’t get any darker, we learn Dave’s Lessons for Children. In this weeks episode: Why coming in second makes you first loser […]The post Better Off Undead #127 – Dave's Lessons for Children appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Like a bear dragged out in the open during his hibernation, Dave is extra frustrated with life right now because, you guessed it, he’s again trying to keep to a day schedule. However, even though that’s the reason behind the name of this episode, it wasn’t really the most interesting thing that happened this week. […]The post Better Off Undead #126 – Dave in Daytime appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
BOU is supposed to be about three writers (with one brain… Remember that tag line?), but this episode is more about three dads (albeit three ticked off dads) complaining about the stupid stuff that’s happening with their kids. Even if that doesn’t sound appealing (and, really, what about BOU is EVER appealing?), you’ll want to […]The post Better Off Undead #125 – Ding Dong Ditch, Dave Style appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
Here’s a classic for you guys this week, full of some old tropes we haven’t seen for a while. We should vote in the comments if BOU should become a call-in show, where we choose the topic each week, and they (meaning Dave) have to just improv their way through the show! Some of the […]The post Better Off Undead #124 – Dave vs Common Core Math appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
This week’s BOU started at a high point when Dave the Tapir made an appearance. It’s always fun to hear Sean talk in the alternating voices of Eeyore and Pikachu. If you’re not into talking stuffed animals, then, hopefully, politics are your thing, because that’s where the guys went next. Dave started to complain about […]The post Better Off Undead #123 – Dave the Tapir appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
The audiobook market is unquestionably becoming more and more a thing, and indie authors would have to be totally bird-brained to not be interested in turning their written words into bundles of audio goodness. This week, the guys had audio-book legend David H. Lawrence XVII (and don’t forget the XVII!!) back on to talk about […]The post Audiobook launching with David H. Lawrence XVII (Self Publishing Podcast #151) appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
This is a weird one. We start with Dave ranting against his city government, all because the city complained about the weeds in his yard. But the rant dried up too quickly to end the show with it… …so Sean got to talk about how he taught his daughter the C-Word (which became the title […]The post Better Off Undead #121 – Sean Teaches His Daughter the C-Word appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
So we recently had a whole color debacle with a photo of a dress, and this week, the guys went off on another clothing-and-color-related topic—What color is the shoe on the cover of My Stepbrother the Groom? Is it Berry? Paprika? Some kind of redish pink? But oh, no, it CAN’T be magenta. Anything but […]The post Better Off Undead #120 – Sean Hates Magenta appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
It’s A Very Davey Christmas all over again. This week’s show was a deep dive into the puzzling and paranoid mind of David Wright, as well as a perfect snapshot of just how Sean and Johnny think so totally differently. (Well, maybe not that differently, as you’ll notice in the show.) This episode is an […]The post Better Off Undead #119 – Dave's Epic Olive Garden Rant appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
This week, the guys had the amazing Monica Leonelle on, because apparently, even though Dave is our team artist and graphic designer, Monica is the only one in the group that knows the difference between black and gold! (By the way, if you’re a writer, or if you want to be one someday, you should […]The post Better Off Undead #118 – WHAT FUCKING COLOR IS IT with Monica Leonelle appeared first on Sterling & Stone.
“This episode of Better off Undead is brought to you by nobody and nothing. It’s brought to you by suicide.” If that isn’t the perfect intro to this show, I don’t know what is! This show started out with a rant from Dave about the Two and a Half Men finale. (Which, spoiler alert, includes […]The post Better Off Undead #117 – Dave Can't Handle The Goonies appeared first on Sterling & Stone.