Better Than Super Mario Bros.

Delving into cinema's sewers and retrieving the biggest turds

Sharkula

In this episode, we go into the deep water with a rubber shark toy, a poor Count von Count impression, and a further example of why you should at least read the source material before trying a no-budget remake...

10-25
02:18:46

Barbie: Video Game Hero

In this episode, Mark gets pulled away on dad duty as Chris and Helen take aim at "one of the better" Barbie adventures.

09-27
01:56:07

War of the Worlds (2025)

In this episode, our heroes discuss genre, format, and why Ice Cube was not the right choice of lead for the world's longest ever advert.

08-30
02:05:26

Mr Nanny

In this episode, we change the schedule to pay tribute to everyone's childhood hero (except Helen) and lookback at Hulk Hogan's toughest match up - an annoying kid and the girl who turned David Duchovny into a paedophile in Californication...Apologies for the audio quality - Mark's in desperate need of a new computer as his keeps on crapping out. Donations are welcome.

08-02
02:03:35

Turbo Kid

In this episode, our heroes return with a trip to an 80s-infused, post-apocalyptic 90s wasteland. No, not Sheffield...

07-05
01:52:11

SpaghettiMan

In this episode, the superhero genre may finally have gone too far...

05-17
58:23

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016. Dir. Scott Wheeler)

In this episode, our intrepid trio take on killer baked goods.

04-19
01:49:10

Call Girl of Cthulu

In this episode, we sit back and watch as a mid-20s Virgin tries to get it on with a hooker - who just so happens to be the mother of apocalyptic spawn. Obviously...

03-22
01:45:20

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

In this episode, our heroes venture back to the 80s for a film considered to be one of the worst of all time. It's not good, granted, but is it really that bad?

02-22
01:55:34

Infinite

Welcome back , listeners. In this episode, we talk reincarnation, technology and Marky Mark as we take a gander at a film for the sole reason that it was shot outside Mark's office...

01-25
01:53:35

I Believe in Santa Claus

Ho, ho, ho! In this year’s seasonal special, our heroes settle in for a French festive fantasy film, featuring child abuse, casual racism, and sweat-shop elves. Isn’t that what everyone wants in a Christmas movie? Not Mark, apparently…

12-14
01:45:09

Noah's Shark

In this episode, Mark and Helen are let loose as we find a film SO BAD that Chris taps out.

11-16
54:46

Stormswept (1995. Dir. David I. Frazer)

To honour episode this being episode 69 (dudes), our intrepid trio try to break the recent run of abysmal films and tackle “erotic horror” Stormswept – from the director of […]

10-12
01:52:26

Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012. Dir. Jonathan Glendening)

In this episode, our heroes check out a group of strippers who don’t strip, not fighting a gang of werewolves who don’t change into werewolves. Not exactly a Ronseal film, […]

09-21
02:42:21

Ship of the Damned (2024. Dir. Steve Lawson)

In this episode, Chris took a nap and Mark fixed a broken office chair – both of which were preferable to watching Helen’s pick. And yes, we are planning an […]

07-13
01:41:56

Codename: Dynastud (2018. DIr. Richard Griffin)

In this episode, Chris and Helen embark on a mission to save the world, one homosexual at a time.

06-15
01:25:40

They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1968. Dir. David Bradley)

In this episode, Mark attempts to lower the bar with the red-headed stepchild of “The Madmen of Mandoras” and “The X Files”. And yes, it’s as bad as it sounds… […]

05-18
01:53:32

Poltergay (2006. Dir. Eric Lavaine)

In this episode, Mark takes the night off as Chris and Helen bust out their best dance moves to the unmistakable sounds of Poltergay… Also, a rare apology… Up next, […]

04-20
01:35:13

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015. Dir. Joonas Makkonen)

In this episode, our heroes face defeat because none of them took Finnish at school, Chris tries to find meaning in 50 percent of a film, and we pay tribute […]

03-23
01:54:14

Death Race 2 (2010. Dir. Roel Reine)

In this episode, our intrepid trio travel back to Terminal Island for the sequel that’s a prequel that’s not really about anything, and even less makes sense. Confused? You will […]

02-24
01:32:31

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