Big Oof

hey oofians! I know its been awhile since we've been up and running. We come back with some big topics that need to be talked about, BEFORE we get back to dick jokes and talking about Brittany spears. if you have any questions for us or topics you want us to expound on, shoot us an email! gosh I sound like a barbeque dad now. BigOofPod@gmail.com

Everyone be sure to give a warm welcome to our dear friend, christian. We've spoken of him and his abdominal strength before but now you can truly hear the muscles ripple through the soundwaves, into the microphone, through the internet and finally glistening in full HD sound to you viewers at home. Jokes aside we do get kinda deep in this one. One of the things we love about christian here at Big Oof is his ability to fluctuate between truly serious philosophical discussion, and keeping it light. He does all of this while remaining extremely humble and open to new wisdom in whatever form it takes. And he has abs. Please write to us with anything and everything you may be asking or yelling to your pet about: BigOofPod@gmail.com

Help one another and try to show kindness in everything you do. One of the easiest ways to show support for black and brown lives is to give consistent financial support, here are a couple of links where you can help: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/ https://blacklivesmatter.com/

When your're drowning in a pool of megaphones and pickle suits, who is there to pull you from the ashes of the car dealer that you once were? MATTRESS FIRM! Thats who! So go drive through a Mexican fast food restaurant and appreciate the true golden gift that has been delivered from their window to yours. yours truly, Big Oof Podcast Email us your music recommendations at BigOofPod@gmail.com

The Team go into getting locked in an enclosed apartment pool, and how an old couple will inevitably come out to mad dawg you. We also dive into meeting people who are going through the same thing at strangely serendipitous times. Also, clean up after your damn self in nature during this quarantine people! Now the mountain is on fire, and this is why we cant have nice things.  On a last note, we would love to share your stories about walking into the wrong house, raunchy or otherwise! Email us at BigOofPod@gmail.com with all of your big oofs!

WELCOME TO THE ROAST ROOM Its getting all kinds of hot in here, and the sweat smell starting to get bad. So bad, in fact, that the last episode had to marinade in it. What are people from Bisbee called? What are you guys called? We sure as shit don't know, but you might! So delicately whisper some abstract European shoe sizes into an email and send it to BigOofPod@gmail.com  Tune in while you're driving Ricky Bobby fast so we can tell you what music you could be listening to. Not to mention, when you arrive at the dog park, quit checking your ankle-biting dog's finsta and get your dog to quit humping mine.  Love ya!

You don't want to find out what name game adjective the Alabama Tree man gave himself at this Chili's meet and greet, it is terrifying. This week the team talk about how we intro the show, sweaty glasses of milk, the eagles, and our favorite band: Me, my buddy, and Florgin. Stay tuned for the art we've been enjoying, the netflix weve been watching, and the music weve been listening to. Alright you cool cats and _-dogs feel free to shoot us any questions or pictures of sweaty milk and well shout you out on the show!  BigOofPod@gmail.com

Geez guys time is weird and no one knows what day it is anymore, so were sorry this episode is a day late. SUE US. Or listen to us talk about Camping in West Virginia and Sedona. The team also talk about how we love to cook, local Vegan royalty, how to really maximize your DIY pizzas, and we vocalize our frustrations with spotify and how they take your jazz playlists and turn them into baby makin' radio.  As always thank you for listening and supporting whatever this is, and if you'd like to write in to the show email us at: BigOofPod@gmail.com

We Talk about our dream salad's, windows of freshness on your produce, putting chips in your sandwiches, Crackhead Aerobics, and we answer some of your pressing questions! Our team here is looking at some new equipment to help bring Big Oof to you, the people, in all new clarity. All of our dry coughs and cackling laughs brought to you fresh on your doorstep like cold milk in the morning. So look forward to our first date where we get embarrassingly drunk and order 3 sloppy joes and eat them all in front of you. If you have any questions to send to the team email us at BigOofPod@gmail.com  We can't wait to hear from you!

we talk about which social media platform is good for you and your dog, kettle corn money, jean cut-offs, wild roaming dicks, and a variety of oofs from street goo to dripping roof water on bourbon street. So start shipping you and your neighbors dog and start posting the garbage fire on Instagram. If you have any garbage fires to send to the show, send them on over to BigOofPod@gmail.com! We'd love to hear from you!

We all know that grandmother who makes super dry turkey, we talk about how to lube up that meal,  Brittany Spears, We Dog on Kevin Federline and Coors Light, and last but not least Jimmy Buffet/Beastie boys collabs. Get hyped, strap in, and lube up your food for Episode 02 of Big Oof.

The team talk about Tiger King, beer, water parks, speeding, and a whole accouterments of things that'll make you yee-haw at the top of your lungs and then immediately feel embarrassed about it.