Bike is Short for Bichael

0:20 Firework episode 1:15 don’t buy a bike from target 2:12 would you rather: backward handle bars or unassembled? 6:45 tempo talk 8:20 Jesus and germs 18:30 Maddie is a huge Barbici Stan 19:15 we are sponsored by barbici except they’re closed now 21:33 Anne’s teacher’s brother is BFF’s with my uncle 23:45 This is crazy 26:55 She doesn’t understand baking 29:43 Maddie saw God 31:09 airplanes: it’s something about the wind

Surprise. We're back. It's been over a month since we did this so at the beginning we are awkward and don't know what to do. Then we read each other movie descriptions and have to guess which ones are real and which are fake.  0:30 haven’t podcasted in a month, it’s wild 2:00 the bus 5:34 a drifter and a quirky mortician 10:02 the dean is satan 11:42 Amy whinehouse 16:25 Paolo is the villain 21:47 the concept of Santa 25:00 dollar store secret Santa 32:11 we do whatever we want

You Thought We Quit. Joke’s on You. This is now a surprise podcast. You never know when you’re gonna get an episode. Don’t EVEN get us started with the subject of today’s episode.0:15 You Thought We Quit. Joke’s on You.0:45 We are a surprise podcast now1:10 Katherine was on a business trip“Getting that bread” -Maddie2:17 Maddie met Annie TWICE4:18 Evening prayer is invite only6:18 What’s up Christian6:53 We have 12 twitter followers7:04 Polls are a thing now9:05 All books from Oprah’s book club?13:00 Don’t get Maddie started on segways, she’s morally against them15:46 Don’t get Katherine started about how we spell words differently. Tyre vs Tire.17:37 “A” vs “a”18:15 Don’t get Maddie started on microphones18:57 “I had to buy an external microphone to record this podcast with my arch nemesis, Katherine”20:51 Don’t get Katherine started on lapel mics22:28 Don’t even get Maddie started on France22:40 France. They have too many nice things.26:04 BUKE26:28 Buke is short for puke27:57 New kid named Tail

It's our George Michael episode! Katherine is back in Ireland and Maddie is in the United States. Conveniently they've both met some guys who would be PERFECT for the other person.1. Two disclaimers 2. She thought it was a religious podcast 3. What’s the theme? 4. It’s our #GeorgeMichael episode 5. whispers “I think he’s dead” 6. Roast Us 7. We know what it means 8. Our podcast name is an emotion 9. Movement, Lifestyle, Emotion 10. Anne thinks Maddie looks like an Australian swimmer #Titmus11. Maddie is moving tomorrow 12. Shout out Aoife 13. Re-cichael 14. Cyclone, Mi-cyclone 15. What is a #pamplemousse? 16. Brake your brain 17. They are wheely good 18. You are great spokespersons 19. Hi Rory 20. Vanilla latte for James 21. On board with lavender latte ideas 22. Live reaction to [REDACTED] 23. Found someone perfect for Maddie 24. Nice calves 25. 10 tiny #goat hooves 26. The hooves are a foot long 27. #Corduroy Skin 28. It’s #lime 29. Three eyeballs 30. Give him my fax machine address 31. He smells like #hardboiledeggs 32. Survival Skills 33. He is #Bigfoot 34. “I promise he’s so cut in person.” 35. Microphone hands 36. Constantly recording to his brain 37. Is he human? 38. Maddie explains #microphone 39. Mic is short for Michael 40. Also his family wants to eat you 41. He will watch you while you sleep 42. Bee segment 43. How should we tell Katherine’s roommate? bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

It's the middle fo the work day but Maddie and Katherine stepped out of the office because we love our bichaelists that much. If you are ever in Killarney we 10/10 recommend renting bikes. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn’t record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Watch tan 8. We rode bikes 9. Bichael goes on tour 10. Tour de Bichael 11. Venmo ad 12. We rode bikes 13. Snow White 14. We rode bikes 15. We went kayaking 16. Shout Out Leah 17. Round of applause 18. No one has proposed at my wedding 19. Shout out Andrew 20. Speak, Dog 21. Revealing microphone secrets 22. What’s one important skill you think everyone should have 23. Cooking 24. Cursive 25. 24 hours in a day 26. We rode bikes 27. Tell them we sent you 28. If you could change one thing about your job what would it be? 29. Favorite class from college 30. Pirates of the Caribbean 31. Gnomes 32. Maddie doesn’t know how to pose a question 33. Fell off her bichael 34. Did you know we rented bikes? bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Neither Katherine nor Maddie have watched Eurovision, ever. They barely know what it is. This week they react to various countries' acts and try to guess which country's performance we are watching. 1. This is a podcast where we discuss bikes 2. “This is a good joke” -Maddie 3. M83 Midnight City 4. It’s Midnight 5. Kayaking 6. You have a lot of energy 7. Why has it been good 8. Bichael Kayak 9. I’ve stepped in poop 10. I also look where I’m going 11. Write a funny joke review please 12. Eleanor is our personal violinist 13. She’s never listened but has a mug 14. We are actually 6 months now 15. Everyone send us bikes 16. Shout out Robert 17. It’s not hurting I’m strong 18. There’s a spreadsheet 19. Rules explained 20. Israel not France or Germany 21. Katherine is Norwegian 22. It’s an eagle, I thought it was a cat 23. We got Ukraine correct 24. Douze 25. Stop guessing France for everything 26. Wrong about France again 27. El diablo 28. Cyprus not Greece 29. So French 30. Heard it here first, Italy won 31. Quick text from Mom 32. You fools 33. Lidl is reopening

Bichael Podcast is on the road this week as they visit James and Jason to debate LaCroix. James and Jason are wrong, just in general. They all taste test sparkling water/selzers, James imagines that the LaCroix factory is kinda like Willy Wonka, Jason wants a rat, and one crazy person among the group confesses that they don't use water to brush their teeth. Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com  1. Jason’s employer never learned his named 2. A domestic feud has brought us here today 3. “For the listeners” 4. Introducing our sparkling drink line up 5. Blind taste test 6. The Tesco Lad 7. “There is a bang of peach off that” 8. James sets the scene 9. Bichael on the road 10. We’re sitting on the roof of a chapel 11. Pizza break 12. That LaCroix is not fresh, it’s been unrefrigerated, sitting in a basement, next to a brewery, spiders, and potentially rats 13. Spider Place 14. If you don’t get the plain one that means you have Rona 15. LaCroix looks like a public bus seat 16. The LaCroix factory is like Willy Wonka 17. “I don’t burp full stop.” -James 18. What’s the CDC? 19. Critics of De Croix 20. Central Disease Centre 21. “Something can taste like a chemical and not taste bad.” -Maddie 22. Tap water is free 23. Greek Yogurt 24. Seems like no one won that debate 25. Jason loves rats 26. Domestic rats are different from sewer rats 27. You do not need water to brush your teeth 28. James brushes his teeth for 5 minutes 29. Pea sized amount not Pee size 30. James is allergic to penicillin 31. Callum cameo 32. 🇨🇮🇮🇪

What are banks? Why do we have them? How do they make money? Who owns them? All of these are answered in a segment where Katherine (a millennial) explains adult things to Maddie (gen z).Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. We can buy lottery tickets now 2. This is the guinea pig 3. Easter Weekend recap 4. All of lego Potter for $13 5. What’s in your cup? 6. This is an Anti LaCroix Podcast 7. James and Jason Voice Memo 8. Time and space for clarity 9. Our sympathies but not our empathies 10. Our tiktok is going to blow us up 11. The Suez Canal 12. Let’s talk about canals 13. I wonder if a boat has ever gotten stuck in a canal 14. It means it’s got no locks 15. Isthmus 16. All about canals 17. Do you think the boats ever get stuck? 18. Fav thing you’ve seen in the canal 19. Katherine explains adult things again 20. Banks 21. Ron Swanson 22. I’ve seen Mary Poppins so many times I don’t remember 23. Toon Town 24. Bank in monopoly 25. We keep shouting out our tiktok 26. Maddie’s embarrassing story 27. Katherine’s embarrassing story 28. Katherine yelled at some parents 29. The saddest thing

Today we ask each other questions that are not controversial yet somehow become controversial so we agree to disagree. We are in the midst of preparing for Holy Week and Easter so our brains are losing it.  Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Chug 2. She doesn’t want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn’t post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house 10. Children should get an education 11. “Why are we forcing children to learn how to read?” 12. Vibe until they’re eleven 13. They’re stupid 14. Cactuses 15. Mojave desert and no legs 16. Jesus had Christmas lights 17. I don’t want to say you’re stupid 18. Do we need water? 19. Another Hypothetical 20. An Italian Magpie 21. Maddie likes grape now 22. No podcast or a nape 23. “Education” is “good” 24. I did get an education, I just don’t think I should have 25. Hate you more now 26. Assumptions bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

For our tenth episode we asked our Instagram followers for their questions. Thank you for all the suggestions but they sucked.Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com1. Maddie got money for school 2. What’s your second language? 3. What’s your third language? 4. Someone emailed us again 5. Talking about stocks again what the heck 6. We Googled Mr. Blobby 7. Shout Out Robert 8. Dry Cereal 9. How to avoid huge ships? 10. Favorite Beef 11. Thanks for your suggestion but it sucks 12. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark 13. We have little to no opinion about Valentine’s Day 14. Are we friends? 15. Are birds drones? 16. Birds are drones 17. We are in a panorama 18. Introducing our #40 fan 19. There are so many places 20. Asia, Poland, Malta 21. First Experience: Being Born 22. The newborn baby didn’t buy presents 23. I’d like to be in a crowded room with strangers 24. Our great great grandkids can come meet us 25. Cheese 26. Queso 27. Cheese Bricks 28. Every other episode sucks 29. Sometimes we suck too 30. Merch? 31. Banned from Etsy 32. Coke and a tea bag 33. Hot Dr. Pepper 34. Then we just start talking about random things

We are lightly toasted for this episode of Bichael. The stock market. Can't live with it, can't live without it. Katherine explains the stock market and what happened with Game Stop this week. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Lightly Toasted 2. You’re an adult once you turn 25 3. Bee has our No.1 Fan Sticker 4. You should follow @bichaelpodcast 5. You should follow @isbichael 6. Listener Email 7. Hey Paul 8. Katherine wasn’t doing cartwheels 9. Maddie broke all the wine glasses 10. Maybe we’ll get rich off this podcast 11. Thanks Paul 12. Mrs. Dunn calls in on accident 13. When I’m drunk I speak Italian better 14. Stung by a bee 15. Sea Turtles in San Diego 16. Donuts 17. I love maps 18. Sister 19. Only Child Vibes? 20. Hawaii 21. Game Stop 22. Stonks 23. What is a stock? 24. DON’T TAKE INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM US 25. Gen Z v. Millennial 26. Maggie’s Place Shout out 27. Hey there Delilah Update 28. We name off all our listeners 29. Hey Dominique 30. JAMES AND JASON GET READY FOR OUR DEBATE

Just random facts and musings and conversations. It's a weird time in life. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com  1. Our favorite numbers 2. 90mph 3. Maddie knows everything about Mt Everest 4. Cow Facts 5. Mute Swans 6. 98 million cows 7. People biting other people in NY 8.  Bees and Bananas 9. Sea World 10. Brown Belt 11. Orange Belt 12. Blueberries 13. Nobel Peace Prize 14. Volleyball 15. Mock Trial 16. Vampires 17. How was your week?

What a treat! We have Maddie's last roommate, Matt, on the pod today! He has some controversial hot takes and Maddie & Katherine are told later that they were maybe too hard on him.  Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Thanks for coming on this journey 2. Maddie ranks her roommates 3. Special Guest - Matt 4. Salsa Verde Hot Take 5. Amusement Parks 6. I can believe it’s butter 7. Matt hates books, I guess 8. Judy Hops 9. Talking Animals 10. Maddie knows a lot about climbing Mt. Everest for someone who is never going to climb Mt. Everest 11. Things we never want to do 12. Raisins 13. Hot Air Balloons 14. Sky Diving 15. Bungee Jumping 16. Matt’s Burger King saga 17. Ben is short for Benana Cream Pie Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Maddie's second roommate named Katy! She brings her hot takes and we read an email from Paul. Is he real or just Katherine catfishing us? Honestly we aren't sure. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. A really rough intro 2. Special Guest - Katy 3. LaLa Land spoilers 4. Jeans 5. Irish Eagle 6. Birds 7. Ma’am are you okay? 8. Team Peeta 9. Team Jacob 10. Maddie recounts facts from Twilight 11. Who’s eaten more spiders? 12. Eating bugs on a rollercoaster 13. Kennywood 14. Our first listener email 15. Car names 16. Monoliths update Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

The first episode of our series where we have Maddie's roommates as guests! Katie brings her hot takes which mostly consist of her liking very strange foods. FG also makes a brief interruption. Happy almost new year! Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. Special Guest - Katie 2. Buy our merchandise that doesn't exist 3. My Grandma’s Wedding 4. Sleep Paralysis Demon 5. “I like the regular food everyone else likes. I’m not weird.” -KW 6. Pickled Eggs 7. Ham Loaf 8. FG roasts our listener count 9. Subway Cake 10. Mug Cake Hostility 11. Amish Shout Out 12. Disclaimer if you have kids 13. Drink Break 14. Is Santa Real or not? Bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Maddie hypes Katherine up about her Christmas gift only to disappoint her when the golf course is closed. So after a brief run to the pub we talk about what would kill a child from the Middle Ages. Also, aren't Christmas movies the absolute best and worst at the same time? Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com 1. Short to Bichael 2. Life is content 3. So guess 4. Golf 5. We’re a golf podcast 6. Middle Aged Children 7. Finding Nemo Fish 8. Phishing Scams 9. You Stronk 10. New Jingle (Thanks Skiff) 11. A California Christmas 12. LeBron Christmas Movie 13. Hitting a Three Pointer at Christmas with My Heart 14. Santa’s her Dad 15. No Snow for Us  bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

100% real, legit, this isn't a bit, music recommendations. (The outtakes at the end may be funnier than the actual segment.) Email bikeisshortforbichael@gmail.com 1. Katherine doesn’t live in the laundry room 2. Pope Pictures 3. da Vinci? 4. 49 Listens 5. Sponsorship 6. Deodorant Revisited 7. Take a shot every time we say “it’s a bop” 8. We can’t shut up about LaCroix even though we hate it 9. Chicken Sandwich 10. Bichael Restaurant 11. Is this actually funny? 12. Not sure if it’s gonna work 13. Vote 14. Airport Bathrooms 15. Bloopers bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Maddie and Katherine bring some more hot takes and discuss what a berry is. Spoiler: a strawberry isn't a berry which is ludicrous. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. This is our hobby 2. Bikes 3. Gifts 4. Bikes 5. Snaps 6. Grape 7. Watermelon 8. You Smell 9. Don’t feed your dog grapes 10. LaCroix Update 11. What is a berry? 12. Subunits 13. Texts 14. Monoliths Part 2  Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

Thank you for coming on this journey with us! Katherine and Maddie have lived in community together for basically, almost 2 years. They have survived COVID lockdowns together. One day after texting something HILARIOUS to each other they created this podcast. It's dumb but it's our hobby. Email bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com 1. What is this 2. Obama Sponsorship/Ad 3. First Impressions  4. Jet Lag 5. Presidential Birthdays 6. Hot Takes 7. Fancy Cars 8. Aliens in Utah bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com

0:10 James is still here0:35 It’s vosotros not ustedes. I misspoke.1:06 What are we gonna do for 100?1:50 This is a podcast2:23 “I tell no one I’m recording this”3:09 James is privileged4:35 James loves the Italian magpie impression6:22 Donkey cart6:45 Everyone is in white, we’re in black7:15 All ABBA music7:55 Instrumental Money Money Money9:00 Zebraaaasssss11:04 Location Table Numbers13:45 Five course tasting menu17:01 Lilo and Stitch17:49 Stitch knows18:15 Are they invited?19:00 Perdita and Pongo22:14 One bowl per day22:00 Make your own wine23:00 The process is confidential and complicated24:05 No laws on your wedding day27:41 Hire a wedding coordinator29:30 buy our course31:17 “I think we’ve done the bit.”32:45 Pay us to edit our podcast