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Author: Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb

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If Plato and Aristotle had internet addictions and knew what "gaslighting" was, they'd probably make this podcast. Hosts Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb guide you through our current cultural hellscape, share sociological and psychological perspectives on pop culture, and deconstruct everything you've ever loved. Come have a laugh with us through the end times of late stage capitalism! Support this podcast:
57 Episodes
UNLOCKED FROM PATREON. To celebrate 666 patrons, the ladies get tipsy and tell the tales of two historical witches, Catherine Deshayes and Ursula Shipton, in front of a live studio audience. Subscribe to the patreon here. Shop our merch here. Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Rise Up Marxxinistas

Rise Up Marxxinistas


In this episode, the ladies break down the recent wave of strikes through a Marxist lens. Digressions include a discussion of the psychic terror of the DMV, if an anxious/avoidant relationship can ever work, and the potential that we might be sued by Goop. Support us on Patreon here and shop our merch hereAdvertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
In perhaps the most chaotic drunk episode ever published to the Binchtopia catalogue, the ladies recount some original Grimm fairytales for your listening pleasure. Content warning for heinous accent attempts, sporadic, off-key karaoke breaks, and a hasty ending once the realization hits that we're simply too drunk to finish appropriately. Listen to the full episode here. Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Suffering Lesbianly

Suffering Lesbianly


In a special episode, the ladies go through their mailbox and respond to some listener write-ins. Digressions include why vegans need a better PR team, our recent Netflix obsessions, and our formal petition to take influencer moms to the Supreme Court.Advertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
The ladies dive into the r/relationships subreddit to respond to husbands who refuse to go to the doctor, people who try to fuck their roommate’s boyfriend, and girlfriends who, unfortunately, chew like a cement mixer. For the full episode, other bonus episodes, reading lists, and more, visit Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Much to Ink About

Much to Ink About


In this episode, the ladies dissect the history of tattoos and the many meanings they take on in different social and cultural settings. Digressions include a review of the award-winning girlboss car sex film Titané, a cult leader reaching new heights of hair bravery, and an extended mailbox moment for your funny and traumatizing tattoo stories. Patreon: Merch: Inquiries: & Opt-Out:



The Girlboss Summit returns to feature two legendary women in STEM: Wendy Carlos and Hedy Lamarr. Digressions include Trader Joes’ new Fall items, our current TV obsessions, and advice on how to deal with a breakup you know is coming. Patreon: Merch: Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
In this episode, the ladies break down the history and social purpose of beauty pageants in the US. Digressions include discussion of Julia’s tooth BBL, the trauma of the Macy’s dress section, and the many crimes against humanity committed by Toddlers & TiarasAdvertising Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
In this highly contested episode, the ladies whisper their way through the latest celebrity gossip, including John Mulaney’s divorce, the most maladjusted celebrity children, and Elon Musk’s killer cars. The full episode and other bonus content is available at Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
In this episode, the ladies discuss the D’Amelio family’s depressing reality show, how TikTok rewards mediocrity, and why every random influencer has a singing career. Digressions include more male art discourse and a summary of the Disney princesses’ mental illnesses. Patreon: Merch: Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
Abort Mission

Abort Mission


In this episode, the ladies unpack the complex history of reproductive rights in the United States, talk historical abortion procedures, and break down what’s happening with reproductive rights and access today. Digressions include Eliza’s near death experience, the general public’s lack of plane etiquette, and why one listener thinks Binchtopia has basically the same effects as Xanax. Patreon: Merch: Texas resources:,, Inquiries: & Opt-Out:
In this episode, the ladies break down multi level marketing businesses, how they prey on the loneliness of women, and explain why they’re basically all cults. Digressions include why men need to stop overstaying their welcome, the rich cosplaying as poors, and a special birthday astrology reading for a listener. Merch: Patreon: Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
In this special bonus episode, Julia’s bestie Allegra joins to talk about the Gossip Girl reboot, basic things she doesn’t understand, and why we should all be making baseless claims. The full episode is available at Merch is available at Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
The ladies discuss the abject horrors of domestic life and explain why your moms are so sad all the time. Digressions include our gynecological updates, Joan Didion’s iconery, and the OnlyFans rebrand. Patreon: Merch: Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
In this special bonus episode, Eliza chats with her college bestie, religious scholar Kate Twomey, about spiritual materialism, psychedelics, the whitewashing of eastern religion, higher self alignment, and much more. The full episode is available at Merch is available at Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
In this unlocked Patreon bonus episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Patreon: Merch: Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
In this episode (which is unfortunately not sponsored by HelloFresh) the ladies unpack our culture’s obsession with true crime. They explore why women love it, the ethical dilemmas associated, and how some of you freaks want to fuck the Columbine shooters. Plus, a surprise guest! Support us on Patreon Buy our merch at Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
In this episode, the ladies use their genius, powerful minds to review some r/AmITheAsshole submissions. Listen to the full episode at Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
In another theory episode, Julia breaks down Judith Butler’s concept of gender performance. Digressions include Harley’s rise to fame, BBL community updates, and Jeff Bezos’ unfortunate return from space. Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
In a special episode, Eliza uses her incomplete Gender Studies degree to give a crash course on Adrienne Rich's theory of compulsory heterosexuality. Digressions include Julia's stint in the tuberculosis unit, why men are afraid to get their balls checked out, and how to let your female friends know you love them. Patreon: Merch: Honor Mat George's memory by donating to or Advertising Inquiries: Privacy & Opt-Out:
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