Bio Babes

Happy new years! Or… well… close enough. Listen, we’re hungover, and we’re doing our best. It’s the NEW YEARS HANGOVER SPECIAL! Join the bio babes and friends for a bourbon tasting led by returning guest, Libby’s dad! Take some tums and grab your best (or worst) bourbon, this episode is a great excuse to DRINK! Everyone knows that a couple fingers of whisky makes the knowledge sink in better. All of this fancy bourbon might have been wasted on our $6 white wine palates, but we learned a ton and it was a wonderful way to pregame the gay club.Drinking game: take a shot every time you hear the word bourbonThanks Libby’s parents! Sorry I threw up on your floor! Follow us on instagram @biobabespodcast for the most niche memes and info on upcoming episodes. Huge thanks to @Absolute Quantum for our theme music. Go check them out on Apple and Spotify

It’s the spooktacular Halloween special but black cats and vampire bats are overused. We need a fresh new Halloween animal mascot! The Bio Babes got a big steaming cauldron of creepy critters here, and we’re throwing them at the wall to see what sticks — we got spooky animals of all kinds, some deep sea friends, some slimy guys, some… some little frogs… a couple big ol lizards, a live bird, a dead bird, and whats that? Oh god.. what IS that thing? Libby did you put an Aye-aye in the cauldron? Fuck. This cauldron of creepy critters is going to be extra nasty. Happy Halloween! Some of these critters cannot be unseen, Google along at your own risk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug1f0A30-F4Follow us on instagram @biobabespodcast for the most niche memes and info on upcoming episodes. Huge thanks to @Absolute Quantum for our theme music. Go check them out on Apple and Spotify

I’m drunk, you’re drunk, we’re all dunk. And we have alcohol to thank. In this episode, we sip and chat with Noah, a home brewer  and Libbys body double, to learn about making mead. We also plan a trip to get blackout on malort in Chicago, we stumble through a chaotic exploration of the history of alcohol, we play alcohol geo-guesser, and we debate the question — would you drink Dylan Sprouse’s mead? Pour yourself a glass of whatever fermented starch you prefer but, no matter what you drink, this episode goes down like a shot of malort. Take a drink every time we beep out something. Follow us on instagram @biobabespodcast for the most niche memes and info on upcoming episodes. Huge thanks to @Absolute Quantum for our theme music. Go check them out on Apple and Spotify

So, Australia… wtf is going on down there? well, their toilets flush backwards I think, so that’s one thing. I’m pretty sure that their royal family is the Irwins? And I’m still foggy on whether or not drop bears are a real thing. There’s a lot of things about Australia, that me and Libby don’t know, like, for example; what happened to those ancient Aboriginal Australians that caused a cultural flip? why did the camel population explode during the Bush administration? How do platypus live with themselves? And how in the everliving heck Australia came up with those time zones? But the two things that we know for sure about Australia is, you don’t muck with it, and you never give a camel a gun. Follow us on instagram @biobabespodcast for the most niche memes and info on upcoming episodes. Huge thanks to @Absolute Quantum for our theme music. Go check them out on Apple and Spotify

Caves part 2! We’re still in the deep dark depths of this cave somewhere in southern France. All the cave fish have been eaten and the batteries in the headlamps are going out. I’m going to be honest bio babe, things aren’t looking good. Oh! Put down that cave bear skull and look at these paintings on the wall! That’s beautiful, there’s rhinoceros, and lions, and bison… what the hell?! Those don’t live here …. at least, not anymore… oh. Oh dear. Guys, I think we may have found a bunch of Paleolithic cave paintings. You know what that means? We are so lost... Alright gang, time to draw straws for who we eat first. Follow us on instagram @biobabespodcast for the most niche memes and info on upcoming episodes. Huge thanks to @Absolute Quantum for our theme music. Go check them out on Apple and Spotify