Bitch Bible

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE  Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seeking casual comforts filled with simple pleasures. Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.com 

Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE  Pretty Litter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.prettylitter.com/bible  Rosetta Stone: For a very limited time, get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE 

Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. 

Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com  Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. 

Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!"Addyi, The Little Pink Pill" - See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/piThis episode is br ought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthHoneylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.comRitual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE 

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.

Jackie sits down with legend Gary Janetti to discuss niche travel insights, the trauma of faux plants and pop culture history.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Armra: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLEThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthHappy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.happymammoth.comNurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.Nurx.com/BIBLE 

Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette". Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation to learn about Micro Laser Fat removal today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE  The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible 

Jackie breaks down rodent hot boys, highschool graduation updates, trauma dumps and why no one cares about the hard boiled eggs you had for breakfast!Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Gravity Defyer Shoes: Experience ultimate comfort and pain relief and use code Bible for $30 off orders of $130 or more at www.gdefy.comHoneylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.comNutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible 

A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible  Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit www.HyattVividResorts.com and discover limited-time grand opening rates and a free speedboat excursion for two

Jackie presents a cautionary tale of waxing at home as a PSA to women everywhere.

Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks about The Valley and lizards?Thanks for supporting my sponsors!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com/BIBLE The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC

Jackie promotes her soon to be award winning short film documenting her recent experience with the NASDAQ billboard in New York, and revisits the time she was groped with best friend Max.

Jackie is joined by Erin and Sara Foster to discuss sisterly tensions, child rearing and other niche disgruntles of the world! Thanks for supporting my sponsors!ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLEWhat's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERosetta Stone: For a very limited time, get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.RosettaStone.com/BIBLESquarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE

Jackie shares her favorite prank calls that didn't ensue legal ramifications!

Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken dreams. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comMarley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/offer/BITCHBIBLE Nutralfol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com/BIBLEThe Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things, Available everywhere books are sold: https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC 

Despite her better judgement, Jackie brings back a fan favorite episode, and re-reminisces on family trauma that got projected onto an innocent Caesar Salad.

Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully activated off camera moments.Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/bible Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/bibleThe Farmer's Dog: Get 50 % off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bibleNaked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.nakedwines.com/bibleNurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.nurx.com/bible 

Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way.