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Jackie addresses her follicular-debris inspired divorce post on Instagram, praises the artistic masterpiece that is RHSLC, and discusses the most recent developments in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni saga. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first month Hers: Start your initial free online visit today at www.forhers.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place Lume: New customers get 15% off all Lume products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.com  Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLE 

Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: Get ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  

Jackie roasts the RHOSLC reunion looks, yells at a racist man at the farmer’s market, and lets you know why the TikTok ban just isn’t that important. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 with code BIBLE at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at checkout at www.hero.co Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE GDefy Shoes: Use code BITCH at checkout to get 50% off your entire order at www.GDefy.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first month at www.Seed.com/JACKIE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place

Jackie kicks off the new year by continuing her Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively investigation, roasting the Golden Globes red carpet, and sharing her highly anticipated 2025 Ins and Outs. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Branch Basics: Get 15% off your entire order with code Bible at www.BranchBasics.com/Bible Homes.com: Find the information about a new home all in one place at www.homes.com  OneSkin: Get 15% off with code Bible at www.oneskin.co  GDefy: Get 50% off your entire order with code BITCH at www.gdefy.com  Viia: Use code Bible to get 15% off, and if you’re new to VIIA - get a free gift of your choice, at www.viia.co/BIBLE  Honeylove: Save 20% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible 

Jackie and Max discuss New Years Resolutions, Jackie reviews Baby Girl, A Complete Unknown, and Challengers, and rips festive ice cubes.  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout for 10% off your order at www.Hero.co  Zocdoc: Go to www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Prolon: Right now, get 15% off Prolon's 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE  GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with code JACKIE at checkout Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE PrettyLitter: Go to www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save twenty percent on your first order and get a free cat toy

Happy Hanukkah-Eve! We’re celebrating the best way we know how — by re-releasing Jackie’s 2018 drunk Hanukkah episode. Jackie dunks on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, tells you why small talk is dead, and plots to take down her annoying neighbor with laxative muffins. L’Chaim! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.Honeylove.com/Bible  Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com by using the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE

This week, we’re reminiscing on Jackie’s Christmas past, and taking you back to 2021, when Jackie had one too many Christmas martinis and decided to get behind the mic. She gets into her love of male strippers, why Emily in Paris needs to be sluttier, and confesses her childhood sins in a last-ditch attempt to get on the Nice List. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! HIYA: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE  Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE  Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Sundays: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm with promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com

Jackie talks about bringing Grandma Gloria to "Paris" and how she nearly died over steak frites, why Andrew and her almost divorced and what to do when you catch your significant other watching porn! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month

Jackie and Max do some hard-hitting journalism on Jacob Elordi’s beard, go over Jackie’s breakdown at the Cabazon outlets, and get into the holiday spirit by trading stories of their holiday enemies. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code and password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE 

Max is back to discuss Jackie's mold infestation, why everyone needs a rich friend, and how Ariana Grande did the world a favor by licking that donut. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotics and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com  Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible  Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT for $10 off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month

Jackie declares that she can beat anyone in a fight, mourns the glory days of RHONY, and deep-dives toxic traits with bff Max Bronner. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE  Uncommon Goods: Go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off your next gift Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using the code BIBLE

Jackie recovers from a traumatic slash disease riddled weekend with best friend Max Bronner to discuss amateur design tips and tricks, toxic personality traits and a myriad of other stupid topics. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Good American: Use promo Code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.GoodAmerican.com/BitchBible  Qualia: Get up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off at www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE  Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.justthrivehealth.com/discount/Bitchbible  GDEFY Shoes: Use BIBLE for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com  Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Nutrafol: Enter the promo code BIBLEGIFT for ten dollars off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com 

Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.   This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com just use the code JACKIE at checkout PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE

Jackie is ready to abandon her family, has a deeply bizarre foot massage and recaps housewives, the "Wicked" premiere, Boursin cheese recipes and toxic mom culture on Tik Tok. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Use Bible for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included  Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Sundays for Dogs: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout

Jackie sits down with Just Thrive CEO Tina Anderson to discuss gut health, bathroom regularity, and the disrupting forces of fire season and Big Pharma. Get 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotic and Just Calm at www.justthrivehealth.com with promo code: BITCHBIBLE

Jackie has a dysport malfunction, continues Off Brand October with some holiday decor mishaps, recaps dorky celebrity halloween photoshoots, and starts a new religion with the Olsen Twins as spiritual leaders! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Honeylove: Save up to 50% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible this month only. Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code: BITCHBIBLE at www.justhrive.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE

Jackie yearns for nostalgia by antiquing, making a case for the "Never Full" comeback, why low contrast makeup is next level dumb, and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Qualia Life: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use cod e BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE

Jackie is having a rough week and recaps a current stalker situation, takes down TMZ, and congratulates Britney Spears on her nuptials!  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Good American: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.goodamerican.com/bitchbible HomeChef: Get 18 free meals, free dessert for life, and free shipping at www.HomeChef.com/Bible Naked Wines: Head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for only $39.99 (shipping included) Sundays For Dogs: Use code BIBLE to get 40% off your first order of Sundays at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE

Jackie recaps her trip to Boston and appearance on the "Call Her Daddy" tour, reignites beef with her community college bully, discusses pop culture happenings and addresses the problematic nature of Bath & Body Works. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off your purchase by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible  Horoscope Weekly with Aliza Kelly: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horoscope-weekly-with-aliza-kelly/id1761197575 Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Posh Peanut: Go to www.poshpeanut.com/BIBLE and use code "BIBLE" to save 20% off your first order. 

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