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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible  Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit www.HyattVividResorts.com and discover limited-time grand opening rates and a free speedboat excursion for two
Jackie presents a cautionary tale of waxing at home as a PSA to women everywhere.
So High School

So High School

2024-06-1101:02:23

Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks about The Valley and lizards?Thanks for supporting my sponsors!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com/BIBLE The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC
Jackie promotes her soon to be award winning short film documenting her recent experience with the NASDAQ billboard in New York, and revisits the time she was groped with best friend Max.
Imposter Foster Sister

Imposter Foster Sister

2024-06-0451:071

Jackie is joined by Erin and Sara Foster to discuss sisterly tensions, child rearing and other niche disgruntles of the world! Thanks for supporting my sponsors!ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLEWhat's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERosetta Stone: For a very limited time, get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.RosettaStone.com/BIBLESquarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE
Jackie shares her favorite prank calls that didn't ensue legal ramifications!
Despair in Times Square

Despair in Times Square

2024-05-2801:03:00

Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken dreams. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comMarley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/offer/BITCHBIBLE Nutralfol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com/BIBLEThe Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things, Available everywhere books are sold: https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC 
Despite her better judgement, Jackie brings back a fan favorite episode, and re-reminisces on family trauma that got projected onto an innocent Caesar Salad.
Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully activated off camera moments.Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/bible Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/bibleThe Farmer's Dog: Get 50 % off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bibleNaked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.nakedwines.com/bibleNurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.nurx.com/bible 
Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way. 
Kappa Kappa Kyle!

Kappa Kappa Kyle!

2024-05-1459:221

Jackie sits down with Kyle Richards to discuss all things Real Housewives, her whirlwind year, her next chapter and most importantly her sister Kim’s chicken salad. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!DraftKings: Download the app, sign up with code BIBLE, and start by playing just $5 to get $50 in Casino Credits in your pocket instantly at www.draftkings.comFactor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.happymammoth.com Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom's first ever cookbook,The Noom Kitchen at www.noom.comThe Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus FREE shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible
After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath been suspended but today we let her loose and see how she fares in the woke waters of 2024!
Met Ball Tuesday!

Met Ball Tuesday!

2024-05-0701:14:55

Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors!DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www.DraftKings.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE ar checkout for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEMarley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/offer/BITCHBIBLESquarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE Zocdoc: Download the Zocdoc app for FREE and find and book a doctor today at www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE
We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport!
Petty Young Thing

Petty Young Thing

2024-04-3001:03:43

Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week!Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLENaked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLEFarmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bibleDraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www.DraftKings.comNoom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com
I Have Rabies.

I Have Rabies.

2024-04-2301:06:06

Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies.Thank you for supporting my sponsors!DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino CreditsProlon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLENurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts at www.Nurx.com/BIBLERosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.RosettaStone.com/BIBLE 
Glochella

Glochella

2024-04-1601:05:35

Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www.FactorMeals.com/bible50Framebridge: Visit www.framebridge.com today to get started and custom frame just about anythingMarley Spoon: Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www.MarleySpoon.com/Offer/BITCHBIBLESquarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainSono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 
Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthThe Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Naked Wines: To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottles for $39.99 offer, head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND passwordProse: Get 50% off your first subscription order at www.prose.com/bible Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 
She Hath Risen!

She Hath Risen!

2024-04-0201:01:49

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first monthHappy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comNurx: Taking control of your reproductive health starts here. Go to www.nurx.com/BIBLE to get startedSquarespace: Visit www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domainZocdoc: Download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Find and book a top rated doctor today at www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE 
Losers Lose

Losers Lose

2024-03-2601:01:15

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors!The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Honey Love: Save 20% at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.HappyMammoth.comProlon: Get 10% off the 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE 
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Comments (31)

Jason Michael

OMG LMAO, I love this bitch

May 16th
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Jason Michael

call her daddy is fine and everything, but this is hands down the funniest and best podcast I ever listen to. this bitch so fucking funny I just can't with her 😂.... so talented, so hooked, keep being you you crazy bitch.

May 16th
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Feb 5th
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God of Misery

I like to spray my sperm on your face

Dec 15th
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Emily Grace

I 💖 that DJ James Kennedy answered. Your MoM was great! I'm glad you and your MoM have these memories. Thanks for believing there's no such thing as oversharing! We 💖 you, Jackie!

Nov 12th
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Apr 22nd
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Miki Minach

are you familiar with the organized crime called #gangstalking yet?

Apr 5th
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levans8381

episode doesn't want to play!

Jan 22nd
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levans8381

love this pod, Jackie says what we're all thinking.

Nov 4th
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Vasyl Datsyuk

Hey, Jackie! Haven't listened to your podcast yet. But, I bet you strike a right tone on being positive ;).

Oct 5th
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Kim Brennan

Jeff Lewis was talking about a friend that was pregnant, obviously not her 😆

Nov 18th
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Liliana Trevino

I can't count how many times I dream of my husband cheating..

Oct 22nd
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Samantha Palacios

love the podcast just started listening recently after getting bored with music during my long af 12 hour shifts! first heard you on call her daddy with our founding single glorious father Alex Cooper and I gotta say I am obsessed with your show! you're keeping me awake at work girl and that's a tough job to do!

Sep 30th
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Alisha T

Jackie. I find you to be absolutely hysterical. I love your show. You put me into the best mood and make me feel like a more badass version of my self. Thanks for being real and making my days much more entertaining.

Jun 15th
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Jessica Olson

how can there be no comments on BIG DICK ENERGY??!!??!!??

Mar 1st
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Liz Gallardo

Gtfoh!!! Noo! Girl! Why?!? Really? I liked your podcast cast because you were real! You pull that Christmas Music is rapey bullshit. I can’t!

Dec 6th
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Melissa Galvan Chavez

just started listening to podcasts and I really love yours lol you say things I wish I could

Nov 23rd
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Kari Momchilovich

come to Minnesota!

Nov 19th
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Shari Urbancic

Agree with Sue. I didn't get any kind of condescending attitude from Nick at all. Plus, nothing Jackie said regarding her feeling that she is "masculine" made zero sense and I'm glad Nick called her out on it.

Sep 20th
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Sue w

Hi Jackie I don't know where your getting the feeling the Nick was making you feel stupid in any way.... I don't hear that at all in this podcast... Glad you went on his and that things are better

Sep 19th
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