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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.

Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Minimalist Dream

Minimalist Dream

2025-01-2158:17

Jackie addresses her follicular-debris inspired divorce post on Instagram, praises the artistic masterpiece that is RHSLC, and discusses the most recent developments in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni saga. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first month Hers: Start your initial free online visit today at www.forhers.com/BIBLE Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place Lume: New customers get 15% off all Lume products with code Bible at www.LumeDeodorant.com  Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLE 
Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: Get ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  
Spread Joy, Not Embers

Spread Joy, Not Embers

2025-01-1659:33

Jackie roasts the RHOSLC reunion looks, yells at a racist man at the farmer’s market, and lets you know why the TikTok ban just isn’t that important. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 with code BIBLE at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLE Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at checkout at www.hero.co Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first Little Spoon order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE GDefy Shoes: Use code BITCH at checkout to get 50% off your entire order at www.GDefy.com Seed: Use code 25JACKIE to get 25% off your first month at www.Seed.com/JACKIE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 gift at www.ThriveMarket.com/bitchbible Homes.com: Everything you need to know about buying a house, all in one place
With Hate, Jackie

With Hate, Jackie

2025-01-0756:59

Jackie kicks off the new year by continuing her Justin Baldoni/Blake Lively investigation, roasting the Golden Globes red carpet, and sharing her highly anticipated 2025 Ins and Outs. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Branch Basics: Get 15% off your entire order with code Bible at www.BranchBasics.com/Bible Homes.com: Find the information about a new home all in one place at www.homes.com  OneSkin: Get 15% off with code Bible at www.oneskin.co  GDefy: Get 50% off your entire order with code BITCH at www.gdefy.com  Viia: Use code Bible to get 15% off, and if you’re new to VIIA - get a free gift of your choice, at www.viia.co/BIBLE  Honeylove: Save 20% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible 
Baby Girl

Baby Girl

2024-12-3001:05:33

Jackie and Max discuss New Years Resolutions, Jackie reviews Baby Girl, A Complete Unknown, and Challengers, and rips festive ice cubes.  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout for 10% off your order at www.Hero.co  Zocdoc: Go to www.Zocdoc.com/BIBLE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Prolon: Right now, get 15% off Prolon's 5-day nutrition program at www.ProlonLife.com/BIBLE  GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with code JACKIE at checkout Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE PrettyLitter: Go to www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save twenty percent on your first order and get a free cat toy
Happy Hanukkah-Eve! We’re celebrating the best way we know how — by re-releasing Jackie’s 2018 drunk Hanukkah episode. Jackie dunks on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, tells you why small talk is dead, and plots to take down her annoying neighbor with laxative muffins. L’Chaim! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.Honeylove.com/Bible  Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com by using the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE
This week, we’re reminiscing on Jackie’s Christmas past, and taking you back to 2021, when Jackie had one too many Christmas martinis and decided to get behind the mic. She gets into her love of male strippers, why Emily in Paris needs to be sluttier, and confesses her childhood sins in a last-ditch attempt to get on the Nice List. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! HIYA: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE  Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE  Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Sundays: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm with promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com
Jackie talks about bringing Grandma Gloria to "Paris" and how she nearly died over steak frites, why Andrew and her almost divorced and what to do when you catch your significant other watching porn! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month
Outlet Mall Madness

Outlet Mall Madness

2024-12-0951:241

Jackie and Max do some hard-hitting journalism on Jacob Elordi’s beard, go over Jackie’s breakdown at the Cabazon outlets, and get into the holiday spirit by trading stories of their holiday enemies. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code and password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE 
Bad Gay

Bad Gay

2024-12-0259:01

Max is back to discuss Jackie's mold infestation, why everyone needs a rich friend, and how Ariana Grande did the world a favor by licking that donut. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotics and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com  Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible  Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT for $10 off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month
Jackie declares that she can beat anyone in a fight, mourns the glory days of RHONY, and deep-dives toxic traits with bff Max Bronner. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE  Uncommon Goods: Go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off your next gift Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using the code BIBLE
Not warm, not cool

Not warm, not cool

2024-11-1851:17

Jackie recovers from a traumatic slash disease riddled weekend with best friend Max Bronner to discuss amateur design tips and tricks, toxic personality traits and a myriad of other stupid topics. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Good American: Use promo Code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.GoodAmerican.com/BitchBible  Qualia: Get up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off at www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE  Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.justthrivehealth.com/discount/Bitchbible  GDEFY Shoes: Use BIBLE for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com  Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Nutrafol: Enter the promo code BIBLEGIFT for ten dollars off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com 
Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.   This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com just use the code JACKIE at checkout PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE
I Get Rocks

I Get Rocks

2024-11-1101:00:57

Jackie is ready to abandon her family, has a deeply bizarre foot massage and recaps housewives, the "Wicked" premiere, Boursin cheese recipes and toxic mom culture on Tik Tok. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Use Bible for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included  Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Sundays for Dogs: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout
Jackie sits down with Just Thrive CEO Tina Anderson to discuss gut health, bathroom regularity, and the disrupting forces of fire season and Big Pharma. Get 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotic and Just Calm at www.justthrivehealth.com with promo code: BITCHBIBLE
Jackie has a dysport malfunction, continues Off Brand October with some holiday decor mishaps, recaps dorky celebrity halloween photoshoots, and starts a new religion with the Olsen Twins as spiritual leaders! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Honeylove: Save up to 50% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible this month only. Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code: BITCHBIBLE at www.justhrive.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE
Never Full

Never Full

2024-10-2901:16:02

Jackie yearns for nostalgia by antiquing, making a case for the "Never Full" comeback, why low contrast makeup is next level dumb, and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Qualia Life: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use cod e BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE
Little Miss Sunshine!

Little Miss Sunshine!

2024-10-2258:05

Jackie is having a rough week and recaps a current stalker situation, takes down TMZ, and congratulates Britney Spears on her nuptials!  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Good American: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.goodamerican.com/bitchbible HomeChef: Get 18 free meals, free dessert for life, and free shipping at www.HomeChef.com/Bible Naked Wines: Head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for only $39.99 (shipping included) Sundays For Dogs: Use code BIBLE to get 40% off your first order of Sundays at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE
Snowed Thin!

Snowed Thin!

2024-10-1501:02:51

Jackie recaps her trip to Boston and appearance on the "Call Her Daddy" tour, reignites beef with her community college bully, discusses pop culture happenings and addresses the problematic nature of Bath & Body Works. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off your purchase by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible  Horoscope Weekly with Aliza Kelly: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horoscope-weekly-with-aliza-kelly/id1761197575 Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Posh Peanut: Go to www.poshpeanut.com/BIBLE and use code "BIBLE" to save 20% off your first order. 
Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month PrettyLitter: Use code "bible" at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy Sono Bello: Save big during Sono Bello's friends and family fall savings event. Schedule your free consultation now at www.SonoBello.com/BIBLE
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Jason Michael

OMG LMAO, I love this bitch

May 16th
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Jason Michael

call her daddy is fine and everything, but this is hands down the funniest and best podcast I ever listen to. this bitch so fucking funny I just can't with her 😂.... so talented, so hooked, keep being you you crazy bitch.

May 16th
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Marta Wiliams

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Feb 5th
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God of Misery

I like to spray my sperm on your face

Dec 15th
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Emily Grace

I 💖 that DJ James Kennedy answered. Your MoM was great! I'm glad you and your MoM have these memories. Thanks for believing there's no such thing as oversharing! We 💖 you, Jackie!

Nov 12th
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Apr 22nd
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Miki Minach

are you familiar with the organized crime called #gangstalking yet?

Apr 5th
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levans8381

episode doesn't want to play!

Jan 22nd
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levans8381

love this pod, Jackie says what we're all thinking.

Nov 4th
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Vasyl Datsyuk

Hey, Jackie! Haven't listened to your podcast yet. But, I bet you strike a right tone on being positive ;).

Oct 5th
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Kim Brennan

Jeff Lewis was talking about a friend that was pregnant, obviously not her 😆

Nov 18th
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Liliana Trevino

I can't count how many times I dream of my husband cheating..

Oct 22nd
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Samantha Palacios

love the podcast just started listening recently after getting bored with music during my long af 12 hour shifts! first heard you on call her daddy with our founding single glorious father Alex Cooper and I gotta say I am obsessed with your show! you're keeping me awake at work girl and that's a tough job to do!

Sep 30th
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Alisha T

Jackie. I find you to be absolutely hysterical. I love your show. You put me into the best mood and make me feel like a more badass version of my self. Thanks for being real and making my days much more entertaining.

Jun 15th
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Jessica Olson

how can there be no comments on BIG DICK ENERGY??!!??!!??

Mar 1st
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Liz Gallardo

Gtfoh!!! Noo! Girl! Why?!? Really? I liked your podcast cast because you were real! You pull that Christmas Music is rapey bullshit. I can’t!

Dec 6th
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Melissa Galvan Chavez

just started listening to podcasts and I really love yours lol you say things I wish I could

Nov 23rd
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Kari Momchilovich

come to Minnesota!

Nov 19th
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Shari Urbancic

Agree with Sue. I didn't get any kind of condescending attitude from Nick at all. Plus, nothing Jackie said regarding her feeling that she is "masculine" made zero sense and I'm glad Nick called her out on it.

Sep 20th
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Sue w

Hi Jackie I don't know where your getting the feeling the Nick was making you feel stupid in any way.... I don't hear that at all in this podcast... Glad you went on his and that things are better

Sep 19th
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