Bitch Bible

Jackie recovers from a traumatic slash disease riddled weekend with best friend Max Bronner to discuss amateur design tips and tricks, toxic personality traits and a myriad of other stupid topics. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Good American: Use promo Code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.GoodAmerican.com/BitchBible  Qualia: Get up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off at www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE  Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.justthrivehealth.com/discount/Bitchbible  GDEFY Shoes: Use BIBLE for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com  Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Nutrafol: Enter the promo code BIBLEGIFT for ten dollars off any order, and enjoy free shipping when you subscribe at www.Nutrafol.com 

Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.   This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com just use the code JACKIE at checkout PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE

Jackie is ready to abandon her family, has a deeply bizarre foot massage and recaps housewives, the "Wicked" premiere, Boursin cheese recipes and toxic mom culture on Tik Tok. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Use Bible for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Naked Wines: Go to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included  Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain Sundays for Dogs: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout

Jackie sits down with Just Thrive CEO Tina Anderson to discuss gut health, bathroom regularity, and the disrupting forces of fire season and Big Pharma. Get 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotic and Just Calm at www.justthrivehealth.com with promo code: BITCHBIBLE

Jackie has a dysport malfunction, continues Off Brand October with some holiday decor mishaps, recaps dorky celebrity halloween photoshoots, and starts a new religion with the Olsen Twins as spiritual leaders! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Honeylove: Save up to 50% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible this month only. Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code: BITCHBIBLE at www.justhrive.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE

Jackie yearns for nostalgia by antiquing, making a case for the "Never Full" comeback, why low contrast makeup is next level dumb, and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Qualia Life: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use cod e BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE

Jackie is having a rough week and recaps a current stalker situation, takes down TMZ, and congratulates Britney Spears on her nuptials!  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Good American: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.goodamerican.com/bitchbible HomeChef: Get 18 free meals, free dessert for life, and free shipping at www.HomeChef.com/Bible Naked Wines: Head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for only $39.99 (shipping included) Sundays For Dogs: Use code BIBLE to get 40% off your first order of Sundays at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE

Jackie recaps her trip to Boston and appearance on the "Call Her Daddy" tour, reignites beef with her community college bully, discusses pop culture happenings and addresses the problematic nature of Bath & Body Works. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off your purchase by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible  Horoscope Weekly with Aliza Kelly: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horoscope-weekly-with-aliza-kelly/id1761197575 Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Posh Peanut: Go to www.poshpeanut.com/BIBLE and use code "BIBLE" to save 20% off your first order. 

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month PrettyLitter: Use code "bible" at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy Sono Bello: Save big during Sono Bello's friends and family fall savings event. Schedule your free consultation now at www.SonoBello.com/BIBLE

Jackie is having a rough day and recaps her new favorite shows, why integrating braids into your hairstyles is a cry for help, issues a PSA to Lady Gaga and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Visit www.GDEFY.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible"  Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE 

Jackie kicks off Off Brand October with some toxic positivity! She celebrates solitude, self love, Diddy's destiny, and connects with her community!! All in a wide brimmed hat!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.GDEFY.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life, with free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE  Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com  Naked Wines: To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to www.NakedWines.com/bible  Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE  Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE

Jackie breaks down Diddy-gate, recaps Real Housewives, Bennifer re-uniting, and her new affinity for Costco! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com  GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer - Get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com  Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com  Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Posh Peanut: Get 20% off your first order with promo code BIBLE at www.PoshPeanut.com/BIBLE  Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com 

 Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments.    Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Sono Bello: Learn about one-visit Micro Laser Fat Removal. Schedule your FREE consultation at www.SonoVello.com/BIBLE, and ask about Sono Bello's spectacular summer savings going on now.

Jackie sends her son to pacifier rehab, breaks down red carpet looks, pop culture happenings and has an existential life changing trip to Costco! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.gdefy.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code Bible Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, you can get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout Naked Wines: To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to www.NakedWines.com/bible  Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE 

Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes through the Goop Gift Guide and will change your entire perspective on frosted lip gloss.   Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Prose: Get 50% off your first hair care subscription order at www.Prose.com/bible Sono Bello: Learn about one-visit Micro Laser Fat Removal, and schedule your free consultation at www.SonoBello.com/BIBLE

Jackie discusses recent pop culture happenings like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship, Jennifer Lopez post divorce trail blazing and some toxic suburban altercations! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE  GDEFY: Get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.GDEFY.com Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/BIBLE  Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com

Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!

Jackie reminisces on childhood catfishing, chili dog psychology and more people, places and things she hates in honor of Labor Day!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com  Happy Mammoth: Visit www.happymammoth.com and use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your entire first order Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/Bible  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Posh Peanut: Get 20% off your first order with promo code BIBLE at www.PoshPeanut.com/BIBLE 

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. 

Jackie has an out of body experience in a public restroom, attempts to cancel Balenciaga and psychoanalyzes the correlation between Bennifer home decor choices and the downfall of their relationship.Thanks for Supporting my sponsors!Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.comNoom: Sign up for your trial today at www.noom.comOne Skin: Use code BIBLE for 15% off at www.oneskin.co Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/BIBLE