Blades in Paradise

In a world without fossil fuels, steam is the way of the future, or so they say in the city of Paradise. Join us in this TTRPG Actual Play of Blades in the Dark where the players are trying to make Paradise live up to its name- with crime.

Bump in Paradise 3: Melee League

It's all out war as the Salvation Slammers fight to rescue their captured teammates.Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the "Gator" Aiden BegaJustin as Luscious Lucious LoganberryRiley as Starbuck CoffeeBump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

12-18
49:21

Bump in Paradise 2: A Zakk of Their Own

Disaster strikes as the Salvation Slammer's manager is kidnapped along with the rest of the team. As they race to save him they get help from an unlikely source.Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the "Gator" Aiden BegaJustin as Luscious Lucious LoganberryRiley as Starbuck CoffeeBump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

12-04
01:01:07

Bump in Paradise 1: Battle Ball an Underdog Story

The Salvation Slammers Tour bus takes a wrong turn and gets lost before finding its way to an oddly vacant theme park, Famous Freddie's Fantastic Fun Land. Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the "Gator" Aiden BegaJustin as Luscious Lucious LoganberryRiley as Starbuck CoffeeBump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

11-20
01:31:13

C1E31: Dances with Dinosaurs

The tides turn as ESPN makes a daring comeback! But what will it cost them? Will they be able to save their friends and family before Famous Nathan's gang of outlaws do his dirty work?Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order. We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

11-06
50:14

C1E30: Dino Ape Man

Get ready for a rip roaring battle as ESPN hope to escape the claws of death. Amidst the furious fighting comes quite a lot of spiritual awakening. Will our heroes make it out of this one alive?Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order. We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

10-23
44:32

C1E29: Blazing Wreckage

After Stirling derails Nathan's train plans, the crew of ESPN continue to navigate his machinations at Famous Films.Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order. We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

10-09
01:01:47

C1E28: How Winston Can Win

Let the games continue! Each member of ESPN finds themselves in a tight spot as Famous Nathan continues to play the odds. Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingWant to check out Perfect Draw! yourself? You can find it here.Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order. We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

09-25
57:33

C1E27: Soul Game

We're back with ESPN this week. Bennie's trial is interrupted as each member of the group finds themselves engaged in life-threatening games.Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order. We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

09-11
53:28

Glades in Paradise 5: Keep Moving Forward

It's the explosive finale for the Florida M.E.N. As friends and foes collide. will they make it out alive?Starring:Jim as the GMPaul as Fischer PriceQueen as Lane "Danskin" BryantJustin as TwoDeals MeierRiley as Tawny WildcardBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

08-28
01:20:58

Glades in Paradise 4: It's a Small World After All

It's an episode of stunning revelations for the Florida M.E.N. Can they help save the soul of the park before it's too late?Starring:Jim as the GMPaul as Fischer PriceQueen as Lane "Danskin" BryantJustin as TwoDeals MeierRiley as Tawny WildcardBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

08-14
01:11:03

Glades in Paradise 3: Main Street Electrical Pa-raid

It's magic, mayhem and murder as the Florida M.E.N. infiltrate the Lantern Corp base. While there they learn some surprising information about Walter.Starring:Jim as the GMPaul as Fischer PriceQueen as Lane "Danskin" BryantJustin as TwoDeals MeierRiley as Tawny WildcardBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

07-31
01:14:39

Glades in Paradise 2: Grim Grinning Ghosts

Joined by young pirate Bristol "Two-Deals" Meier, the Florida M.E.N. Journey into the sewers below the Happiest Place on Earth and find an assortment of oddities and danger. Starring:Jim as the GMPaul as Fischer PriceQueen as Lane "Danskin" BryantJustin as "Two-Deals" Bristol MeierRiley as Tawny WildcardBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

07-17
01:28:51

Glades in Paradise 1: A Whole New World

We take a break from our regular miscreants to check in with the Florida M.E.N., who have been recruited by Lantern Corp Rivals Bastille Corp. to recover an asset named Walter from "The Happiest Place on Earth". Starring:Jim as the GMPaul as Fischer PriceQueen as Lane "Danskin" BryantJustin as TwoDeals MeierRiley as Tawny WildcardBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

07-03
01:07:01

C1E26: 11:59 to Tightwad

ESPN have their work cut out for them as they try to save a man from unfair prosecution. Can they win the day against the richest men in Tightwad? Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order. We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

06-19
01:09:38

C1E25: Old Benny

The night before the final proceedings of Benny's trial, the crew of ESPN share some drinks as they reminisce about their leader and friend, Benjamin Franks. Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed, in this episode, using Oh Captain My Captain by the One Shot Network.We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

06-06
02:04:10

A Sad Announcement

On May 22, 2025, we tragically lost cast member, Faith "Queenie" Long due to complications from a medical procedure. We are taking the week off to mourn our friend and colleague.Queen recorded content that will be released throughout the remainder of the year, and we plan to update our content warnings as we approach her final appearances. She was proud of her work and she would want you to enjoy it.We hope you will join us in celebrating Queen's life on Saturday, June 14 where the network will be collaborating with Random Rhapsody, Agents of DAMNED and Dice Company for a fundraising stream to help her family with medical bills and funeral costs.

05-29
01:32

C1E24: Spirit Falls

It's a time of inner turmoil as ESPN processes the fallout from recent conflicts. Starring:Paul as the GMJim as the good Doctor Winston TherouxQueen as Lizzie CalhounJustin as Maximilian GravesRiley as StirlingBlades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order. We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show! Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!

05-08
01:14:05

[Interstitial Games] Game 0: Character Conversion

Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games.CASTNoblemanNick as the GMRiley as Stirling AkredKhadeja as Rook NickelpennyTensei as David VanHellmansInterstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected by Riley Hopkins. This Booster exclusive game records the next episode AFTER one airs, so you can tell us what you want to see happen next time on our Discord server.

04-29
40:38

CXE0: Interstitial Games

Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games.CASTNoblemanNick as the GMRiley as Stirling AkredKhadeja as Rook NickelpennyTensei as David VanHellmansInterstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected by Riley Hopkins. This Booster exclusive game records the next episode AFTER one airs, so you can tell us what you want to see happen next time on our Discord server.

04-26
01:52

Announcement: Network Booster Drive 2025!

All of your favorite Bard Rock Network shills unite to tell you about the amazing offers available to our Boosters through Patreon and Ko-fi! Use Code "BRC20" to save 20% on your first month as a new or returning booster on Patreon now through the end of May 2025!Featuring:Paul as Brock SongStephanie as Eddie VanHellmansJim as the Good Doctor Winston Theroux

04-17
11:02

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