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A podcast about Wordle that's a little bit nerdy and a little bit dirty. Join hosts Amy Harmon and Mary Woods as they take a closer look into their past week's Wordle guesses - dissecting how they got there and what they were thinking along the way. It's a fun, mildly concerning, often epic journey to the depths of their souls and the inner workings of their brains. Do they even want to know what's going on in there? They're not sure, but they're gonna find out anyway. Come along for the ride! #blurtle
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Things get a little out of hand this week as Amy and Em daydream about their life of crime. We've got bank heists, murder, sex, drugs, Beyonce, Billy Joel, Jewel. (Yes, there is a lot of singing in this episode. You're welcome.) We also have some hot new takes on cremation, unique dinner conversation starters, and a secret weapon for how to shake things up in your local debate. Take heed, listeners: This episode is not for the faint of heart. You are about to witness a stunning vocal revolution that is sure to transcend space and time. (Oh. We also talk about Wordle.)
What. A. Break. How long has it been?! Amy and EM are finally back from the wildest ride of their lives and they are ready to tell you all about it in this - the Season 2 premiere of Blurtle! This episode has everything: attitude, epiphanies, therapy hacks, tales of pasta sauce, hard-to-pronounce alliterative children's rhymes and much much more. So looky here, wise guys, you better tune in, listen up, and don't take anything for granted in this beautifully unhinged thing called life. Welcome back to the pod! (Oh. We also talk a little bit about our Wordle guesses.)
Despite multiple setbacks, the girls manage to pull off an episode of epic proportions. Mary confesses a little something to Amy that Amy is NOT okay with it. The girls discuss their passion for the Dewey Decimal system, Tracy's apparent love for Adele and Taylor, Amy's definite love for Britney and Beyonce, and more bootylicious topics including tarot parties and human venom! Also, Amy tells a story about a motel that makes Mary very, very uneasy. Will their friendship survive? Will there be a Season 2? Will "FernGully: The Last Rainforest" ever be re-released in theaters? Listen to this stellar Season 1 finale to find out!
They're back! The girls are here to tell you what the hell happened last week and why they weren't in your ear buds giving you your weekly tonic. This time around they don't skip a beat, getting right down to the stuff middle school dreams are made of! Have a question about the French Revolution? Amy's got your back. Need to know what to wear to the next Fall Out Boy concert? Mary's got a hot take for that. Want a study buddy for your driver's ed class? Wait til you hear Amy's road trip tips. Trying to make the diving team? You've come to the right place. Join us this week for some fun in the sun before school starts again!
It's finally happening. The girls are starting a band. They just can't hold back their musical talents from their fans any longer so they're gonna give it a whirl! But until their first single "Maniacal Laughter" drops, they're gonna fall back on their secondary careers as podcasters and discuss their Wordle guesses, how they love the thrill of riding emotional rollercoasters, grocery shopping for the vertically challenged, and everyone's favorite cuddly animal - clowns! (JK, it's actually snakes.) Join in for another mini episode of Blurtle!
It's our first mini episode! This week the girls hatch a fool-proof plan to reach more listeners (hint: it involves pamphlets), Amy obsesses over the Major League Baseball draft, Mary's less-than meticulous science background comes back to bite her in the polymer, and someone finally gets a shout out for getting the Wordle in one guess! This Blurtle episode may be mini but it still is mighty. Come give it the good ol' college try!
The girls have had a rough week but, as always, they persevere and turn their delerium into...well, actually they pretty much just keep it delirious but you should be used to that by now. They cover such golden topics as Rodeo Drive, Beyonce's bidet, Dawson's Creek, The Texas Roller Derby, dinosaurs, aliens, gender violence, and the amazing perseverance of Anita Hill. Basically sh*t gets real, y'all. Join in for the 20th episode of Blurtle! You won't regret it.
This week the girls talk about future hobbies, their potential life of crime, and how long is too long to be stuck in the bardo. They both share their shockingly different baby bird encounters, Amy decides to go into old age cold turkey, and Mary continues on her wet n' wild adventure with Dippin' Dots. Things just keep getting better this week on Blurtle! (And once again, Happy Pride, y'all!)
This week the girls attempt to inform listeners on subjects they barely grasp themselves such as 10th grade physics and professional baseball. They also take a harsh stance on unusual trigger words, explore foreign languages, and present wildly different stories concerning the same Wordle puzzle. Mary divulges her first spoken word and Amy is the most animated she’s ever been concerning a dessert. Join them on their journey to escape radon poisoning and find out what illness(es) the internet has diagnosed Amy with now.
This week the girls debate whether or not to move the podcast to Florida, where Amy could drink 50 White Claws a day in peace, Mary could ride around on her jazzy saving dogs from alligators, and the girls could sail into old age with disgrace and humidity. They also talk about their Wordle guesses. Join them for some fun in the sun this week on Blurtle! (Puzzle #'s 711-717)
This week the girls belay into your lives just in the "Nick" of time. Mary dives into her Myspace Top 8 - Hollywood Edition, Amy realizes she needs to dream bigger...or taller, and they both discuss their very different visions for moped use. Join them for fanciful stories about tarantulas and poets on this week's episode of Blurtle! And Happy Pride everyone!! (Puzzle #'s 704-710)
This week Mary uses her decoder ring to finally convince Amy that Tracy is in danger. The girls also discuss how to buy a husband, why ferries are the best, and when to get beat up for a good cause. And there's lots of talk about pirates because why the hell not? Yo ho ho, come join us matey! Bring your own rum. (Puzzles # 697-703)
This week Amy and Mary get political! Don't worry - we have fun doing it. Amy tells tales from her gripping field trip as a fifth grade chaperone to Washington, DC, Mary finally gets a conspiracy theory of her very own, and they both weigh in on why there are so many Wordle cheaters in the US capital! The girls also discuss the difference between kayaks and canoes, knickknacks and paddywhacks, and what's really going on in Vermont. Join us for a very Pro Roe episode! (Puzzles # 690-696)
This week, Amy and Mary devise a way to get kids smoking again. Mary goes through her fruit era, Amy hits up the bowling alley for ginger ale, and they both have some strong words for Wordle editor, Tracy Bennett. The girls also cover hoarding for homeowners, the fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, and the great baking fail of 2023. This Mother's Day, come learn how not to make a cookie. (Puzzles # 683-689)
This week Amy gets all dolled up but the girls get down and dirty to discuss the potential effects of the WGA strike. Mary embraces her inner child, Amy gives a brief history of twerking, and they both address the benefits and perils of oversharing. And while the girls may disagree on some things, they both agree that the coronation coverage is completely out of hand. (Puzzles #676-682)
The girls are back to their old ways for Episode 11! This week Amy gets a new nickname, Mary tells a dirty little story about clouds, and we find out that Mary's medical advice to Amy caused more harm than good. Still, their friendship perseveres as they offer their hot takes on movies vs. books, lesbian water sports, lover power, the power of love, and the power of Patrick Swayze. Basically this is the most powerful episode of Blurtle yet. You don't want to miss it! (Puzzles #669-675)
It's our 10th episode and we are celebrating in style by having one of our closest friends join us as our first-ever guest! Alicia Elliott is a Blurtle enthusiast and basically the mastermind behind Amy and Mary's friendship. This week the newly minted trio have a bloody forking good time analyzing emotional breakthroughs with uber drivers, rum consumption in Turkey, teenage know-it-alls, and the relationship between Wordle and self-worth. Come get a whiff of this one! (Puzzles # 662-668)
This week Amy and Mary open up about some new (gross) wounds. Amy does her best Walter White impersonation, Mary won't shut up about New Orleans, and the two of them weigh in on a little bit of big news in the world of politics (and humanity). Still, they manage to squeeze in some quality puzzle talk and make it crystal clear that "Blurtle" is for everyone! (Puzzles #648-654)
Amy and Mary hop on the giggle train this week, covering such hot topics as prom night, alien beings, Britney Jean Spears, and, as always, Wordle. (Puzzles #620-626.) Will we get this train safely to its' destination? Join us and find out!
This week the girls have secrets, or at least Amy does. So Mary has to pick up the slack by revealing the new way she's practicing her French. Amy recounts her time with her beloved childhood stuffed animal, Mr. Fluffers, and both girls wax nostalgic about Studio 54, wispy summer bangs, and other things that they never really experienced but wished they had. Join them this week for another fun mini episode! (They may never go back to long form again, fyi.)
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