In which the ghost of Garry Rricherrourrerr rampages (or does he rrampage?) Hamburgerville, while Kevin and Phil counter his attacks, and Ryan leads a desperate mission to destroy the vicious phantom.
In which Stewie and Cheyenne seek the Singularity in order to return cell service to the beleaguered town.
In which Plan Zero is enacted and the town braces for annihilation.
In which the bots beneath the city break out and terrorize Hamburgville.
In which corporate intrigue unfolds and a rash operation is shut down.
In which meat goons in black helicopters and hot air balloons infiltrate Hamburgville, urging the citizenry to hand over Phil.
In which the other Kevin, the one from plane, arrives in New Orleans and tries to hit the big time as a street-corner magician.
In which Ryan considers eating a waffle off the floor.
In which Ida McKinley worries about O'Brian Figlum's prolonged absence, and her dread takes a murderous turn.
In which Mammy and Pappy Figlum bring the boys to the grand opening of Ryan's new store to be entertained by the town's new sound sensation, Han Valen.
In which Eunice Sullivan debates whether or not to print a retraction to her news story when the Meat Ghost (MG) warns her that it has made the town vulnerable to invasion.
In which Gavin addresses his committee and Phil is musicnapped by desperate violinist Camilla Blerth.
In which Kevin, Ryan, and a newly awakened Gavin go on a rescue mission to the glue factory in order to bring Phil home in time for Spring Fest on the Hamburger University campus.
In which Sal Sullivan plans to break the news of his intention to switch careers as his family watches the popular TV movie "Love at the Library."
In which Kevin's body is retrieved from a bus and an unexpected body is discovered in Ryan's Magnificent Chair.
In which Phil falls into the clutches of glue magnate Ursula Ungwiler Johnson.
In which the folklore department at Hamburger University is made aware of a recent article by ace reporter Snoopy Sullivan.
In which Phil and Kevin try to figure out how to get out of Barnaby Quinn's evil clutches.
In which journalist extraordinaire stumbles upon Phil's cave in the parking lot of the Three Pines strip mall while everyone else is at the Unity Parade.
In which Phil and Kevin are meatnapped during Hamburgville's Unity Parade.