Boonta Vista

The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more. • Find out more at https://www.boontavista.com • Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista • Grab some merch at https://shop.boontavista.com

EPISODE 373: Live Scared And Die Alone

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Turning an industrial accident into a failed assassination attempt, a good-natured Minnesotan child with the gift of prophecy, and a visit from one of Hollywood's most recognisable faces. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

11-23
01:02:21

EPISODE 372: The Pisspig's Dilemma

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting the band back together to tackle the big issues, making alrightish money from a large scale criminal enterprise, and the Clipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

11-17
01:01:59

EPISODE 371: Professor Fantabulosum's Marvelous Inventatorium

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Choosing the right tiger to bring to your college football game, and a dive into the extremely cool world of the OneWheel electric skateboard.

11-10
01:12:57

BONUS PREVIEW: A Vector For Uncle Swaps

A shocking discovery about what's happening in cruise ship hot tubs surprises absolutely no one. Hear this and nearly 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

11-06
02:19

EPISODE 370: All Winds Lead To Poland

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Roughly 1000 American additions to the Polish environment, the people too horny to be in the workforce, and choosing the sex parties that suit your circadian rhythm. *** Outro: Weird Ideas At Work - Grand National

11-03
01:09:57

EPISODE 369: Everybody's Working For The Jeepkend

Theo and Ben bring you: A battle betwixt HOA and free water, the bond betwixt man and Jeep, and the thin line betwixt organ donation and organ harvesting. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

10-27
01:06:53

EPISODE 368: To Whisper Puttanesca In Her Ear (with Libby Watson)

Friend of the show Libby Watson joins us to talk about: A support group for the hyperintelligent, the sovereign rights of you and your snake, dream-to-dream communication, and the Clipping Report. *** Find Libby on Twitch here: twitch.tv/libtron *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

10-20
01:24:33

EPISODE 367: Problem Exists Between Robot And Couch

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The racist inside the robot inside your home, the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball, and when to call it quits on being a skydiving instructor. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

10-13
59:24

EPISODE 366: Morgan City Dreams Of Shrimp

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A food provenance investigation in True Detective country, one lucky teen and his incredibly fast car, and amping up the silliness in your group sex situation. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

10-06
01:05:07

EPISODE 365: Terrorised By The Stinky Doctor Terrifier

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An Iowan cryptid from the turn of the century, opportunities for sneezophiles, a bull exodus mostly addressed, a village defiled by correspondence, and the Clipping Report. *** Hot pies: https://x.com/thomas_violence/status/1295222966406406144 *** *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

09-29
01:00:12

BONUS PREVIEW: Please, Step Into My Sneezatorium

Behind the paywall this week: An extraordinarily at-length discussion about the beautiful people of the Sneeze Fetish Forums. That's the whole episode. And it's 80 minutes long. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

09-26
04:40

EPISODE 364: A Horse-Shaped Void

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Remembering the Ladmo Bag, coming out as aphant, temporarily playing as a chilli bun, and bleeding out on your way to Portland. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

09-22
59:48

EPISODE 363: The Oklahoma State Fair Try Not To Cum Challenge

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting shredded for 9/11, a very stinky endurance race, stealing the magic from Disney on Ice, and the Clipping Report. *** Here's the link to the livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERtP8VQLuw *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

09-15
01:04:13

EPISODE 362: I Guess I'll Go Die

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: lateral thinking and technological innovation punished by Big Music, a case of mistaken organ identity, a trip down East Idaho memory lane, and all the egg that's fit to news. Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show!

09-10
59:45

EPISODE 361: I Fucking Love Science

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a ghostly request to prematurely intern a French hound, paying good money to hold a cow, a comedically dangerous sex encounter, and candy from a Gotham City villain.

09-02
01:09:04

EPISODE 360: Share Your Cubes, Anders

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a mysterious shower of meat, a winning lottery ticket that may or may not belong to someone, illegally confiscated snacks, and some gators that might be astrally travelling. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

08-25
01:06:04

EPISODE 359: Alfred Hitchcock's The Miniature Birds

Theo, Lucy and Andrew bring you: an anti-woke display caught up in red tape, a thing that's like Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds if the birds were a lot smaller, and not one but two things that you really, really don't want to happen.

08-18
01:05:16

EPISODE 358: Pissed On By the Fairy King

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Settling for a pasta bake software engineer sex party, the anti-authority medium of the rude Gen X t-shirt, and troubling world of the BookTok ice hockey enthusiast. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

08-11
01:00:41

EPISODE 357: Passive Swimcome

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Free jewellery with a confusing catch, meeting the strangers who are enjoying your pool, and a controversial Ohio wing ruling. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

08-04
01:04:15

EPISODE 356: To The Detriment Of Bulgaria

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two animals kicking off the second act of their adventure film, the archetypal One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen story, and all the delights of New York a corn festival. *** This is the video we're talking about FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpHswmkisQ

07-28
01:07:36

Gary McCammon

Crown Royal is an essential part of the American ecosystem, as CR bags are commonly harvested to be used as dice bags by the Common American Roleplayers (geekus mathrockii)

08-03 Reply

Gary McCammon

We don't have mass transit in the US because that's how George Soros and Klaus Schwab control where The Cabal allows you to go. Besides, we'd have to fill in all those massive heat-retaining parking lots and what fun would THAT be? Also, first thing I thought of was "Mormon bubbling", where denizens of porn-deprived regions like Utah Photoshop strategically placed circles of background color over bikini pictures to make illusory nudity.

08-01 Reply

Yasmine C

Sounds promising, especially since it's free. The episode, I mean-- not the f*ng.

02-19 Reply

James Witt

we have lawn Jockys 😟

11-12 Reply

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