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Author: Vinston / Z

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Vinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
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Slam the door please

Slam the door please

2007-12-30--:--

Repeat after me: slam the door please. Once more: slam the door please. That was good but you can do better: slam the door please. Ok, fine, this one was good, please slam the door, please.
Farms for the men

Farms for the men

2007-12-29--:--

They need the activity to move their muscles and lose the power to think. If we want to preserve our social package and priviledges, we need farms for the men, ok, we're men too, but not the same.
You can love mussels, you can praise foie gras, you can delectate yourself with turkey breasts, but there is nothing better than an oyster for new year's eve. On second thought, maybe the turkey breast.
Leftovers

Leftovers

2007-12-27--:--

Too much at once and leftovers for weeks to come. This is a fact that I wish I could forget. We'll have to eat through it.
We must preserve the wonderful fauna of the tropical islands, we must take care of the snails of the Carribean before they are all gone, to let some nature to see for the future generations.
Crocodile instincts

Crocodile instincts

2007-12-25--:--

To let things go out of control, to make things happen in an untimely fashion, to hold on things that don't matter anymore, that's having crocodile instincts and nothing else.
Kelly and John liked to collect old socks. Some of them where still inhabited by our little friends from the savannah, the butter bear butterflies. They are carnivorous, but don't eat men, so there are only a small risk if you fall asleep.
Fulgurant savor

Fulgurant savor

2007-12-23--:--

The lemony fruity taste was a perfect blend with the crunchyness and the juicy pulp of the fruit, this fulgurant savor could only be devoured by someone like her.
Hop into the wall

Hop into the wall

2007-12-22--:--

The running phelmonous chicks wanted to run and hop into the wall, a wall made of plain fruit pasta with a glimpse of citrus syrup. What a dream, but only it, as the world isn't so sweet as we all know.
Hurdles and biben

Hurdles and biben

2007-12-21--:--

Make her happy and subscribe to hurdles and biben magazine, the magazine for the modern homely man. You deserve it and your home too.
Please be seated to your convenience, none of the well known stars will come, so take a rest, feel confortable and take a nap. This will otherwise feel like it lasts forever.
Volerian headsets

Volerian headsets

2007-12-19--:--

Stereophonic volerian headsets to get a grasp on all the intricate subtelties of modern sounding hardcore rock combos. Check this out, yo gals and guys.
Not too shabby

Not too shabby

2007-12-18--:--

Not too shabby. Pretty sturdy. Greatly improved, well designed cover box for all the fashionista in town. Complicated relation between form and function, nothing is there to invert the stance.
This was a top secret mission with a stupid name. James knew he was in a bit of a mayhem when he arrived at Lebertovic airport, abort the frosted jello punch was all that could say the blond long-legged stewardess when she saw him, that was all.
Cortex and style

Cortex and style

2007-12-16--:--

All the boys need are cortex and style. Good looking babes, fantastic cars, money, fancy clothes are just the artefacts and being stupid would be to deny it.
Well under the pipes

Well under the pipes

2007-12-15--:--

She feels so low, so down, well under the pipes, below the ground, deep into earth and she just wish she'd be drained for something else as boring and casual day to day hassles.
War hot tub

War hot tub

2007-12-14--:--

More energy efficient than any other bathroom appliance is the war hot tub. Instant warming up with each grenade or bazooka explosion, and you even get the bubbles. This is a one day offer you may want to consider as you might never find such a bargain again.
Analphabet soup

Analphabet soup

2007-12-13--:--

I used to get it sour when I had to compose complete and intelligible sentences from my soup. Now with the new cans of analphabet soup, this nightmare is over, I can concentrate on my food again.
Paper brick

Paper brick

2007-12-12--:--

Scissors, stones and lettuce, combined to paper brick and electrical barb wire make an evening at the Jones an interesting adventure the whole family can enjoy. You can even bring your dog.
Your cow liks grass and the devil is a savant lemur. There are way too many lemurs grinding around here but he is the only one with a large brain in lemurland.
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