Boozed Reviewz

Movie: Don’t Look Up (2021) Beers: Oskar Blues Thick Haze IPA (CO) & Lord Hobo Juice Lord IPA (MA) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler run for President on the Campaign slogan “Make America Don’t Look Up Again.” Obviously Jason Orlean can be our Chief of Staff Tasting Notes: Profits of People, StarMix, America Switched to Light Beer, John Apple, Fake Jeff Bezos, Screaming Leo, Straight to Netflix. New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Power of the Dog (2021) Beers: Single Cut 18 Watt IPA (NY) & Long Trail Ale (VT) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler castrate some cattle, rub mud on themselves, and review 2021’s “Power of the Dog.” Tasting Notes: Pardon my stench, Far away dicks, Hide the Cock, Snake with a Cold in the delivery room, Scriptures, Cobras, and My man is trying to soak. New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Nocturnal Animals (2016) Beers: Allagash Brewing North Sky Stout (ME) & Clown Shoes Jeremy in the sky with diamonds IPA (MA) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler grade Ray on his wiping ability, hate on art majors, and review 2016’s “Nocturnal Animals” Tasting Notes: Mass-holes, Baking soda, Draw up the playbook, Rattlesnake Pie, Early 2000’s emo bands, Upper Decker on his upper deck, Live wack-a-mole, and Method Man. New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Killing Them Softly (2012) Beers: Oxbow Brewing Luppolo (ME) & Stone Brewing Hazy IPA (CA) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler figure what is going on in this movie and who the fuck is Dillon? Talking 2012’s “Killing Them Softly” Tasting Notes: Human Trash-bag, A Stranger, Prison Pussy, Confusing movie, Busy Bar, Carol, You are not a bird?, Who the Fuck is Dillon? New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) Beers: Hudson Valley Brewing Fauna Sour IPA (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz. This week Tyler is out and we had a very special guest; Custom Mini-Figure Designer and owner of KO Custom Mini Figs, he also designed our amazing new logo, Kyle Osterhoudt. Tasting Notes: Doug, Paul, Kyle interchangeable names, Mercedes’ Panties, Watch in the Ass, Elevator to the thrown, and Deflated Frog. You can find Kyle Osterhoudt and KO Customs on Instagram @KOCUSTOMMINIFIGS OR @ WWW.KOCUSTOMMINIFIGS.COM New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Identity (2003) Beers: Whitman Brewing Unnamed Land IPA (NY) & Coney Island Mermaid Pilsner (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler figure which personality was taking over on the podcast today, and review 2003’s “Identity”. Tasting Notes: Least favorite person in the office, Whipped Cream Nipples, Jake Busey Dummy, Omen Thing, Turkey Baster, Wet Socks, and Beating a Hoe with a Hoe. New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: The Master (2012) Beers: KCBC Brewing Penguins on Parade Pale Ale (NY) & Three’s Brewing Table Beer (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler make some illicit poison, hang out with this Cult, and review 2012’s “The Master” Tasting Notes: Horny Drunk, Masturbation Intervention, Cumming in Sink, Guppies, Sea Babies, The Island of Mannequin-ean, and the Sand Lady. New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Raising Arizona (1987) Beers: Gaffel Becker & Co. Kolsh (Germany) & Frog Alley Vienna Lager (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler steal some babies name them CJ-Tyler Jr Jr. and review 1987’s “Raising Arizona. Tasting Notes: IKEA, Hail Cesar Milan, Mark Wahlberg, Freak Nasty Moment, Big Fat 80 Babies, Babies on the Black Market, FUCH. New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: The Lighthouse (2019) Beers: Stone Enjoy By 10.31.2021 (CA) & Roe Jan Brewing Co. Roeliff Saison (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler become Wickie’s and learn all about sea curses, scrimshaws, and Seagulls as they discuss 2019’s The Lighthouse. Tasting Notes: Fucking Seagulls, Seabirds, Seamen, Log Jamming, Mouth’s a Mouth, New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Closer (2004) Beers: Stone Enjoy By 10.31.2021 (CA) & Ommengang Hopstate IPA (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler decide if he “tastes like you but sweeter”. Talking about 2004’s Closer. Tasting Notes: Cut it Out, Dave Coulier, Smutty Horny Clive Owen, Subway Sandwiches, PH Balance, and Clive Owen’s voice. New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Awakenings (1990) Beers: Elysian Night Owl Pumpkin Ale (WA) & Ayinger Bairisch Pills (Germany) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler slam some L- Dopa down their throats and have a little awakening. Talking 1990’s “Awakenings”. Tasting Notes: Inflamed in the Membrane, Yummy in your tummy, Men’s Room, Ankle Bone, Randy Newman, Sexual Awakening, Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Leon: The Professional (1994) Beers: Zero Gravity Madonna IIPA (VT) & Von Trapp Dunkel (VT) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler become cleaners and discuss this weeks movie 1994’s “Leon: The Professional” Tasting Notes: Fuzzy Tip, Sal’s Pizzeria, You Killed Tonto?, Teen Beat, Fingers in the mouth, This time it’s personal, Clean this shit up. Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: I Don’t Feel at Home In This World Anymore (2017) Beers: Sloop Brewing No Pumpkin IPA (NY) & Ommegang Rare Vos (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler realize all people assholes and dildos, as they talk 2017’s “I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore” Tasting Notes: Pussy Posse, 70’s vibe, Yogurt man, Fingers in your mouth, Cat Meat, and Snake-Spert Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Blade Runner (1982) Beers: Vonn Trapp Pilsner (VT) & Rare Form Troy Division IPA (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler try to pass the Voight-Kampf Test. They swear they aren’t replicants. Regardless, join them in the future that is LA 2019 as they review 1982’s “Blade Runner”. Tasting Notes: $10.99 Steak and Shrimp, Favorite band NOFX, American Psycho, Cancelled appointment, smell the nut, no buttholes. Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Do the Right Thing (1989) Beers: INDUSTRIAL ARTS SMASH LAGER (NY) & RARE FORM MOXIE DOUBLE IPA (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler go to Brooklyn on one of the hottest days of the summer, deliver pizzas with Mookie, find out how Sweet Dick Willie got his name, and talk 1989’s “Do the Right Thing”. Tasting Notes: Female Mullet, Racist Republicans hanging out at the Quick Check, Rosie Perez all night, Van Halen, RBG ghost, Ty-gerr, we don’t want your trash. Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Cop Car (2015) Beers: Anchor Steam Beer (Ca) & Chatham Brewing Octoberfest (NY) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler go on a wild ride in a cop car. This may just be a movie advocating for gun safety or just a warning to not steal a cop car, who knows? Talking about 2015’s “Cop Car”. Tasting Notes: The Man not the food, Baconator, Crime Syndicates, Amazon shopping cart, and Country lady. Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Million Dollar Baby (2004) Beers: Peak Organic Happy Hour Pilsner (ME) & Firestone Walker DBA (CA) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler go into the world of Female Boxing, Danger’s random N word, and which vegetable the foley artist used for the neck crack, as they talk about 2004’s “Million Dollar Baby” Tasting Notes: Bleeds Maple Syrup, Billion dollar boo-boo, Let Will Ferrell to audition, Breaking Celery, Boxing Burritos into your face, Clint Eastwood as an old gay Jewish man, Mike Tyson’s Rotisserie Chicken Restaurant, and broccoli or celery cracking. Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: Inception (2010) Beers: Founders Centennial IPA (MI) & New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA (CO) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler go a few levels down in your dreams to shit on Christopher Nolan…and his 2010 Movie “Inception”. Tasting Notes: Shitty Secrets, Low Bird Review, Time to drive the bus kids, Country with a shit ton of white people, Piercing Pagoda, and Kids b holes, Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: The Machinist (2004) Beers: Six Point Brewery Crisp Lager (NY) & Hop Valley Brewing Co. Bubble Stash IPA (OR) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler lose a shit ton of weight and learn the prostates egg’s recipe as they breakdown 2004’s ‘Machnist’. Tasting Notes: Mild Cat Piss, Eggs, NIN Fan, OSHA Safety Video, PG 14, & Not the shit bread. Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz

Movie: 5 Feet Apart (2019) Beers: Paulaner Munich Lager (Germany) & Revolution Brewing Anti Hero IPA (IL) Crack a beer and enjoy this episode of Boozed Reviewz as CJ and Tyler learn math and subtract a foot from the standard 6, as they talk about hot guys in hospitals and 2019’s “5 Feet Apart” Tasting Notes: Tyler’s sweet sweet cans, Just try it, DMX, Our Teen Base, Diet 7up, and Peeled Face person, Clompy the best horse, Hot guys in hospitals. Remember! You don’t have to drink beer, but it would be a lot better if you did.  New Episodes every Wed! Don’t forget to FOLLOW, RATE, AND REVIEW! Follow them on Instagram @boozedreviewz! Support them on Patreon: patreon.com/boozedreviewz Buy Merch: https://my-store-11718456.creator-spring.com/ ALL LINKS https://linktr.ee/boozedreviewz