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This is the podcast Pippo Inzaghi would listen to, because it's about football/soccer by two men/idiots who love nothing more than goals. And just like the world's favorite Italian they have little actual skill. Join them as they give you insight/useless mutterings that you'll remember for the rest of your lives/day.
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We're back, Jason's got no back, Neil Warnock would like that, and Usain Bolt plays football in 'Staralia
A world without a grumpy mou cow, instead you get to enjoy smiling hipsters and a fresh Messi!
Paul's face, Jose's words, Jason's balls, what else do you want?
You thought we'd left you, but unlike Wayne Bridge's mrs, we're back!
Yes that's right, no covering Europe for us, just groping it. Meanwhile, Jose holds on to his job if not his sanity, City fail to win somehow, and Paris is losing its Germans.
ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!ENGLAND IS IN THE FINAL!!!
The season is upon us and we're happy. We talk transfers, the title race, who's going down, and other things which have little-to-nothing to do with football.
England win first match in Spain since birth of living organisms, Germany about to get relegated, and Jurgen loves Sarri part 2.
Dougie Coast perfects the red card, Dave and Jay discuss what makes a unit, and we learn all we can about Jan Vertonghen's fingers.
Klopp's face is lying, Kyle's socks look like cheese. Jason's in poor side heaven, and Ed Woodward scores 2 in a big win.
The episode with everything, we've got Pep, Mendy, Jose, buses, cherries, nuns, ultras, ultra nuns, bags of piss, and ultra piss takes!
The season is over, and not just in England, but across most of Europe. Help us Diego Simeone, you're our only hope.
Sarri vs Emre, Tottenham vs it's fans, and Books IX vs Non-Books IX. It's time to reel it in and wring it out!
Pep kills all our fun. Guendouzi has a Guendouzi of a time, and Jurgen gets a little too Boomy.
The Premier League is back, and we've got not just Jose, but Jurgen and Pep too to help us preview all the big games, as well as look back on Man U vs Slabhead's Leicester.
Another delve into the conundrum that is... FOOTBALLS!! While Sarri is defied, Puel is sacked, and Poch has it out with Dean. Just another day at the office then.
While running orders are rapidly dispelled, we delve into the why's of 'that' celebration.
Or is it Jayden Sanchez? Kylian Mbappe's his way back into our lives, Pog gets naughty, and any foul on Dani Alves is ok
More antics from the Premier League.
Dave finds his Father and welcomes back his Son. All in one podcast.
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