Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Yup, we're still in this stupid dungeon that Dennis made. More of a meat grinder than a dungeon but I'm not a naming guy, I'm just a dwarf who has the pleasure of going in. Is there any end in sight? Will there be any treasure if we get through this? Will there be a TPK? Did Dennis's mother eat a straight Tylenol diet when she was pregnant with him? Find out now on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A pair of dwarves, messing around in a cemetery, happen to find the entrance to a temple devoted to death! The orcs warned them, but good times called.Now with a tantalizing dungeon near their facility, it must be explored! Not by them of course. They outsource that kind of thing now. Send in the dwarves!There appears to be three different paths. And each one starts off with a very unappealing room. After the group decides on a route, they must then deal with the consequences of that decision.What is waiting for them in this dungeon? Which dwarves are being sent inside? What is in each of these rooms? Will all the dwarves make it out alive? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, Toaster Bath and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The gang heads into the woods after securing funds from the King to set up an adventuring company Something, however, is in the woods watching them, stalking them, recording their every move. Terry thinks he can help the boys if Old Guk Guk would just give him a sec to think.Are these haunted lands? Will Terry finally get one over on Guk Guk? Will there be titty slapping? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Poor Orlok! Getting into a pissing contest is apparently a very dangerous affair…because he exploded into a bunch of meat slop. Waste not, want not.The group, not wanting to waste any time, quickly boards the train to Alurys. On the train, they meet a couple of very helpful and reasonable robots, which of course the group pesters. Terry’s contract issues are brought to light, and a specific section of the train is put into use.Before long they make it to the kingdom and immediately seek out the castle in order to see the King.What happened to what was left of Orlok? How will Guk Guk react to warforged on the train? Is Terry still beholden to the group after the bar has burned down? Why is this one car on the train so sticky? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! After our heroes barely escaped Dethcob, they took to the road to speak with the king. They have to make a many day journey on foot to Talton, a halfling village, where they can catch the train to the capital city.The road will be a challenge though as they lead a group of 40 safely out of the town in hopes to find refuge.Will our travelers get to Talton safely, will they be able to keep all the civilians alive? Will they be able to catch the train on time? Find out now on Botched PodcastWe now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! This is our 10th Season of Botched Podcast! As per usual, we are kicking things off live at Dragon Con, so you may notice the audio quality isn’t quite up to our normal standards, and you may also notice a whole lot of people laughing, clapping, and getting pretty toasty in the background (partially because we gave them beer).We return to our fantasy roots this season, kicking off in a small town in a peaceful land. It is a dark and stormy night, and the townsfolk find themselves where they usually go each night…to the Gazur Bar.Run by a bunch of retired heroes, this place has everything you need. Food, drinks, entertainment, a giant monstrosity made of baby feet with teeth…wait what?Suddenly the town finds itself embroiled in the middle of a war between multiple gods and they have to fight just to survive.Who are these retired adventurers? What’s the deal with this town? Who are all the gods fighting here? Who will make it out alive? Why does Dennis hate Phil’s characters so much? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The time has come! It is our final episode of Season 9! We will be saying goodbye to SCP for now, but who knows, maybe it’ll reappear in the future!In the meantime, we got a season finale to attend to! In this final episode there is no SCP to contain. Instead, it is time for the dreaded…employee evaluations! The 05 Council has sent a team of insightful and intelligent individuals to assess these 3 researchers based on their deeds throughout the year.They have been given information on each of the cases that the trio worked on, including all the people they hired, and the outcomes of every case.They will ask the researchers questions about these cases, then break to deliberate the fate of each researcher. The researchers will then have an opportunity for closing statements before their evaluation is delivered. It is possible for these individuals to be promoted, demoted, or kept in the same place. If their performance is deemed bad enough, they could even be terminated on the spot…permanently.Who are these mysterious reviewers? Where did they come from? What are their credentials? Which cases peaked their interest? What will their verdicts be? Would being sent to Site 69 to work for the monkes be a good or bad thing? Tune in and find out!Thank you so much to our special guests, Tvs Travis, Stephen Adams, and Charles The Rock God of Podcasting Mcfall.You can check out more of Tvs Travis here!You can check out more of Stephen Adams here!You can check out more of Charles here!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The fallout from the elderly care facility continues! As it turns out, this problem is a lot bigger than just one nursing home. It appears that this anomaly is spreading across the world.The researchers try to figure out what is causing this strange disease and how it spreads, but there doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason to it. Finally they decide to release one of their captives to see where it leads them.In the end, all the people seem to be coalescing in specific places…turning into some sort of meat based obelisks.How does this spread? Why does it spread? How can it be stopped? How far will one old man go to get revenge? How long will Tristan have the fiery shits? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! We open in Arizona at an assisted living facility. The employees are tired of having to deal with these old people, day in and day out. But something lurks in the shadows and feeds off the dispare.Will the employees finally snap and kill one of these old people? Will the elderly patients escape and run free? Will someone please stop shitting their pants every 10 minutes? Find out now on Botched! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Freedom is a wonderful thing. Some people think it’s being able to say what you want. Some people think it's the ability to eat as many hotdogs as you want. But in reality, freedom is the ability to live in a home made shack under a bridge in California, starting your own hotdog cart business.This episode just so happens to introduce 3 such free people. They will utilize their skills in theft, sales, charm, rocks, having a bug leg, and distraction to obtain and sell said hot dogs. Wait, why are you bringing up the bug leg thing? That’s not important, it’s completely normal. Don’t get sidetracked, we’re talking hot dog entrepreneurs here!Who are these salesmen? Why are they selling hot dogs? How are they going to build a hot dog cart? Why does one of them have a bug leg? Why is that not really a big deal? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Dog walking is a dangerous business. You never know what you’re walking into each day. It could be a 116 pound Newfoundland…or a 1 pound chihuahua. Regardless of the size, based on the temperament, they can really cause some serious issues.A group of dog walkers happen to find something that spooks their pooches, and some of them run off into the woods. Not wanting to lose clients, they begin pursuit.When they eventually catch up to the dogs, they have run onto a farm in the middle of an open area, with no roads. This farm seems to be populated with very odd animals. Absolutely horrifying in some instances.What’s the deal with these dog walkers? What is wrong with the animals at this mysterious farm? Who is behind these strange animals? What is causing these strange and horrifying changes? Why should you not lay down next to a snake that might be poisonous? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! If there's one thing Jersey is known for, it's watches. That's why everyone gets their watches from Bagels. Bagels is located just 3 blocks down from Watches Bagels on 34th Street.But all's not right with these watches, or these bagels now that I think of it....Where do we buy bagels, where do we buy watches? What the fuck is a wheesle hole, and why does it smell like that? Only way to find out is to tune in now!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Just because the Scarlet King has been “dealt with”, doesn’t mean that there are no more SCPs that the foundation needs to deal with! In fact our story begins with a group of pig farmers, just trying to live their lives while dealing with a blizzard.While out on a pineapple run, they find that a vehicle has driven off the road. To make matters worse, they recognize the vehicle. However, upon inspection, something is horribly wrong.What happened on that snowy road? Why would they need pineapple so badly? What exactly is the anomaly? Why does their pig talk? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! It all comes down to this! The group is now witnessing the procedure necessary to keep the Devourer of Worlds at bay, but this is not quite the last piece of the puzzle. There is one more part that must be understood. Then, a decision must be made. What to tell the 05 Council about the best way to deal with the Scarlet King.The last mystery that has been always in the background but only talked about in hushed tones is the 110 Montauk Procedure. The procedure that is spoken about in hushed tones, and fear, at a facility that no one wants to be stationed at.What is the ritual that keeps The Devourer of Worlds in check? What exactly is 110 Montauk Procedure? Where is Dr. Montauk? How will they decide to deal with the Scarlet King? How much is this group of players going to hate it? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The field agents had stumbled upon various demonic or horrific forces in the woods that were nabbing passersby. It unfortunately had killed some of the team, but at least one survived! And, as it would seem, he is not THAT alone.Soon, the Foundation sends reinforcements and the newly added forces are ready for the forces of darkness! They cleave their way through the woods until they stumble upon a long forgotten church.It appears as though numerous portals can be seen around the area, and these are the gateways through which these monstrosities are entering our world.Will the last field agent survive? Where are these portals coming from? What’s the deal with these demons? What’s the deal with this church? Is there someone hot inside? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Dr. Montauk has left the researchers another tape but they also found a journal full of disturbing imaginages and dispar.The journal describes a horrible place, OhioWill our researchers survive? Will the scp crush them to death? What the hell is the Tasmanian Devil doing here? Find out in this episode of Botched!Special shout out yet again to Drew from the Tales to Terrify podcast for his help in making these Montauk interview tapes! Check out Tales to Terrify on all your podcatchers, or over at ⁠www.talestoterrify.com⁠!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠⁠Botched Archives⁠⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The search for Dr. Montauk continues! After just experiencing other lives, the crew is on to the next clue, a Site in the process of being built! They quickly find another Montauk interview tape, but it seems he left the rest of the clues in a much harder to reach spot.Sacrifices must be made…but luckily, the Foundation is really good at sacrificing people!What lies in the next tape? Where did Montauk hide the next set of clues? How will they reach it? Where will that end up leading them? What dangers lie in wait for them? How many amnestic chili dogs do they have? Tune in and find out!Special shout out yet again to Drew from the Tales to Terrify podcast for his help in making these Montauk interview tapes! Check out Tales to Terrify on all your podcatchers, or over at www.talestoterrify.com! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!Dr. Montauk has gone missing and it's up to our SCP researchers to hunt him down. The journey will be long and weird, Montauk has left strange clues and audio tapes along the way.Will our researchers find him in time? Will they all survive? Will there be hotdogs? Find out tonight on Botched Podcast!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the roadFeel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Pescadero California, a coastal seaside town with a beautiful view and a rich history of living off the Pacific Ocean. A Lighthouse sits on the rocky outskirts of town, and three new lighthouse keepers take on a new job of keeping the light sustained.Loneliness, harsh weather, lighthouse madness, these are occupational hazards while keeping the light.Will these seamen lose their minds? Will they end up turning on each other, ending in a bloody mess and turning into a world mystery like Flannan Isles? Will Mothman show up because there's a giant light in the sky that never goes out? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the roadFeel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠⁠Gozer⁠

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! In the sleepy lands of the UK there exists an existential horror: elderly gardeners. In a small village, there exists a little plot of heaven, tended to by 3 elderly citizens. While they have very different goals, means, and garden designs, they are all united in making sure that their village is one of the greatest. Or at least, has the greatest garden.Sure, there are setbacks. Little kids claiming that one of them is their grandparent, too much drinking, geese, and of course a little bit of garden rot. Wait, there absolutely should not be any garden rot! They will not stand for it! However…something seems a little off about this rot.Who are these gardeners? What is the deal with this rot? What is behind it? Why does it seem to eat through just about anything? What is that slithering, slurping, laughing sound? Why does this kid suck at holding on to a goose so it can be used as a digging tool? Tune in and find out!We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325All of our previous seasons can be found on our new channel!⁠Botched Archives⁠!A special shout out and thank you to all of our supporters over on Patreon. You help us continue to churn out “quality” episodes. With your continued support we can take our show on the road! Check out our store over at ⁠⁠Botched Podcast⁠⁠ where you can find tshirts, stickers, pint glasses and more!Give us a 5 star review on Itunes. Doing so will help the show grow, but we will also read out whatever you write at the end of one of our episodes!Feel free to email us any questions, comments or suggestions at BotchedPodcast@gmail.comFollow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, subscribe on ⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠, like us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠.You can watch the show live on ⁠⁠Twitch⁠⁠!Check out each of the hosts’ Twitch streams! ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠Hosts: ⁠⁠Dennis⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Phil⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Tristan⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Steve⁠⁠Editor: Philip D Keating And Dennis RobinsonProducer: Phil and DennisExecutive Producers: ⁠⁠James Thatcher⁠⁠, Chronic Ejac, Jim Beverly, Seth Skinner,Disgruntled Furniture, Chris Wisdom, ShinigamiSPQR,  Jayson Haiss, and Scabby GoosePublisher: Phil and DennisArt by ⁠⁠Emily Swan⁠⁠Music by ⁠⁠Gozer⁠