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The stalker trolls have been clamoring for more new material to gossip and lie about, so here you go! A two hour internet radio show… The post Blue Myrtle Beach, May 11, 2018 appeared first on Breitbit News.

The Liberal Shadow! A man of mystery who strikes terror into the very souls of fascist evil-doers everywhere. Bill Schmalfeldt, a man of wealth, a… The post The Liberal Shadow in “The Ghost Walks Again” appeared first on Breitbit News.

After an extended respite, the Breitbit News Channel is back on the air with a half-hour report on the news of the day. On today’s… The post Breitbit News Net Arises from the Ashes appeared first on Breitbit News.

Tonight we delve into the State of the Union, the lies of lying liars, and we debut our new song, “So Many Different Organs,” featuring… The post Breitbit News Tonight, January 31, 2018 appeared first on Breitbit News.

As the pundits get ready to declare Donald Trump “Presidential” if he makes it through the State of the Union” address tonight without stabbing himself… The post Breitbit News Tonight appeared first on Breitbit News.

For your dining and dancing pleasure, we present the Breitbit News Week in Review, stories published on Breitbart Unmasked during the week ending January 27,… The post Breitbit News Week in Review appeared first on Breitbit News.

Here’s the news of the hour. The post Breitbit News Update, January 26, 2018 appeared first on Breitbit News.

Jeff Sessions Can’t Recall, Roy Moore Doesn’t Remember, Donald Trump holds a Press Conference and Says Nothing, and the Illuminati Sent the Hurricanes. Just another normal day in Trumplandia. Enjoy the Podcast. The post TODAY IN TRUMPLANDIA: “I Can’t Recall” appeared first on TRUMP THUMPERS.

With all the sponsors bailing on Sean Hannity, wouldn’t it just be easier for Hannity suckups to burn the whole house down? We explore that question and play the new album about Roy Moore, “Just Like Jesus Christ (Moore or Less)” in its entirety. Dig in! The post Why Stop at Smashing your Keurig? appeared first on Breitbit News.

A 14-year old SANTA’s HELPER? Roy Moore, the former Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court and GOP Candidate for Senate find himself being abandoned by the party as allegations surface about naughty no-no shenanigans with underage girls. We debut TWO new Roy Moore HIT SONGS! Also, Steve Bannon: Shouting into the Void. This and […] The post TODAY IN TRUMPLANDIA: How Much Moore is Enough? appeared first on Breitbit News.

After their severe butt-harming in the off year elections yesterday, Republicans scramble to determine whether to stay the course and march off the edge of the cliff, or save themselves from electoral humiliation and eternal damnation in 2018. Bill Schmalfeldt and Diane Kelley are your hosts for this informative, entertaining hour of mockery. The post TODAY IN TRUMPLANDIA appeared first on Breitbit News.

Finally, a terror attack Donald Trump can get excited about. The dude allegedly shouted “Allahu Akbar” after killing 8 people with a rented truck. Not like a white guy who shot over 600 people, killing 58. Also, we talk about the aftermath of the Day of Indictments. The post Bike Path Massacre and Indictment Aftermath appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

The first indictments in the Robert Mueller investigation into the collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government was trumped, if you will, by a card the special prosecutor was holding very close to his vest… a guilty plea by Trump foreign policy adviser George Papadopolous, who has been a cooperating witness against the … Continue reading "Manafort, Gates and Papadopoulous, Oh My!" The post Manafort, Gates and Papadopoulous, Oh My! appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

Trump’s Republican Pals in the Senate are starting to abandon ship. Last week, it was Tennessee Senator Bob Corker. Today, Arizona Senator Jeff Flake. Best part? Trump will have to deal with them for 18 months before they’re gone. Watch for more rat-into-the-water action in the days and weeks to come. Enjoy the show, broadcast … Read More "RAT SHAPED HOLES IN THE WATER" The post RAT SHAPED HOLES IN THE WATER appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

Here, we learn why Donald Trump is known for being “Consoler in Chief.” The post TRUMP THUMPING LIVE! Rebroadcast from 10/18/17 appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

Too pudgy for the police force, Big Bill Preston uses his forged private eye license to solve some of the... The post BIG BILL PRESTON, THE PORTLY DICK appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

The podcast version of today’s live broadcast of the BNN Midday Update on Live365. TODAY MEDIA HAS A FIRST AMENDMENT... The post BNN Midday Update, Oct. 5, 2017 appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

The podcast version of our live weekday afternoon Breitbit News Network Midday Update. TODAY Trump goes to Puerto Rico to toss out paper towels. Seriously. Alt Right Racists still searching for ways to explain how the Las Vegas Massacre could NOT have been done by a 64-year old white guy. Bryan Fischer says, MORE GUNS!!! Gateway Pundit whines about getting caught publishing fake news. ENJOY THE SHOW! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! MASH THE DONATION BUTTON! The post BNN Midday Update, Oct. 3, 2017 appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

The Breitbit News Network Midday Update, recorded during our live broadcast from our glass enclosed broadcast nerve center in Myrtle Beach, SC, (not pictured above) October 2, 2017. TODAY MASS MURDER, ALT RIGHT MADNESS TRUMP PREPARES VISIT TO ISLAND WHERE HE IS HATED SHOULDA DEALT WITH “LITTLE ROCKET MAN” WHEN HE WAS 8 MR. HOGE, YOUR ASS HAS BEEN DELIVERED   The post Breitbit News Network The Midday Update, 10/2/17 appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.

JUDGE NOT IMPRESSED WITH HOGE’S CASE Ah, another Maryland Judge thwarts Hoge’s ambition! On March 2, 2016, William John Joseph Hoge III of Westminster, MD, filed a lawsuit in the Carroll County, Maryland, Circuit Court. He sued Brett and Tetyana Kimberlin, Matt Osborne, William Ferguson, your Humble Editor, Breitbart Unmasked, Almighty Media, four John Does and “Acme” for a variety of torts, including Defamation, Civil Conspiracy, Malicious Prosecution,and Breach of Contract. 540 days, countless motions, numerous attempts to find defendants in Contempt of Court, and despite offers to settle that Hoge refused and scoffed at, Judge Fred Hecker ruled today that Hoge had not proven his case. None of it. Not a word. Nada. Zilch. After all that time, money spent by Hoge and the county and state, all the worry and anxiety of the Defendants… HOGE. GOT. NOTHING. If this is what he means by everything is proceeding as I have foreseen, then only a madman would enter into such a misadventure knowing that all he would get out of it is bitter defeat. A defeat made that much sweeter for the defendants by virtue of his insufferable hubris and the fawning adoration of his legion of lickspittles who will declare that every action he took was the correct one and a stroke of genius. They will blame the State of Maryland for this humiliation. I offer this response in the tune of the Maryland state song. http://www.breitbartunmasked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/But-Maryland.mp3 Matt Osborne just ignored the whole thing. Will Ferguson got the court to drop him as a defendant. In my “Written Statement in Lieu of Appearance,” the judge ruled I rescinded the admissions Hoge claimed I made by failure to properly respond to his request for admissions. Hoge dropped all the defamation charges. When asked if he had any objections against the entrance of my “Written Statement” into the record, Hoge did not object, saying it was — how did he put it? The statement did not “MAKE ITS WAY!” I sent it to my friend and co-defendant Brett Kimberlin who asked to have it submitted into evidence. Hoge did not ASK to have it submitted. He AGREED to have it submitted. He refused to OBJECT to its admission. Despite the blithering of his gang of morons, Brett did NOT throw me under the bus. Brett stood by my side, like friends do, representing my interests as much as the court would allow, which would have been much less if Hoge had the common sense to raise an OBJECTION from time to time. The case is over. Hoge says he is “examining his options” as to wasting $5,000 on a frivolous appeal. You will NOT see the bloviating windbag state “everything is proceeding as I have foreseen” ever again because he has been SHOWN FOR WHAT HE IS, in a COURT OF LAW! A KNOW-NOTHING! A DUMBASS! A FRAUD! A LOSER! Even his dimmest follower will have to realize that eventually. http://www.breitbartunmasked.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Hoge-What-Is-He-Good-For.mp3 And I will look forward to seeing him in Federal Court down here in the Palmetto State. To put a proper cap on this adventure (you can find more in the future at breitbitnews.com) this musical number that his lickspittles should strongly consider.The Ram Has Touched the Wall, indeed. The wall withstood, and the ram shattered into heart-piercing splinters. JUDGE’S DECISION DESTROYS HOGE’S CREDIBILITY The credibility of William John Joseph Hoge III joined his wife in the hereafter today. As soon as I have the transcripts, I look forward to producing the entire trial as a Kabuki Theater play. Hubris, when it fails, leads to endless humiliation. Let the humiliation begin. The post Judge Rules Against Hoge on All 12 Counts appeared first on The Breitbit News Network.