Ever wondered what it's like going for a cold water dip? Really getting stuck in and getting in nature? Then tighten your bum cheeks and get your ears ready to find out. Join Emma and Chris as they take a steep stroll through woodland, a boggy but beautiful trek across the moors and actually get into a reservoir. It's a glorious day with blue skies and bird song all around, followed by a 6 degree dip! Listen, as complete newbie Chris takes his first cold water submersion. As you can imagine t...
On an impromptu Friday morning Emma and Chris take a secret path with cobbled steps, work their way through some bizarre beauty and interesting junk, go down some 'slip' path's, find some wicked mushrooms and learn about The Magic of Ginnels. Oh yeah and there's a vampire eating a jam butty, a super bog and Emma embraces her inner Disney Villain. Watch your back Ursula. (Contains swearing, but not much) Also is Reet too northern? Discuss.
Fooled into a false sense of security, Emma and Chris happily jaunt along their local Loopline trail towards the designated footpaths of sludge and chaos. Follow them as they find a desire line supposedly made by thousands of cats, dogs and fat sparrows, meet a woman with a wealth of knowledge about pipes containing ketchup and mustard, and an under ground canal, and come across snow drops, an Iron-Bru seed and lazy caterpillars in the trees. (Contains Swearing - mostly at mud)
Filled with regret about their chosen path follow Emma and Chris on their second walk. Learn how to straddle a muddy path like a pro, yell your head off on a motorway bridge and a get a 1/10 success rate of identifying mushrooms. Good times. This isn't rural Sussex, this is one hell of a muddy walk in Salford. Contains swearing (obviously).
Join Emma and Chris in their bricked jungle as they take their first walk. Talking and walking they come across a small random graveyard which doesn't have a church, a shit bridge and a lesser crested finch (aka a face mask hung up on a gate). There is some nature though, if you listen hard enough. Contains some swear words and a hearty discussion about condiments.