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Renae and Jeremiah continue to fall in love with Zach and fall into great "like" with his women from the Bachelor. Marvel as our racoon-like host puts her marriage in jeopardy by trying to show her husband's body hair off to the other host. We celebrate the return of the syphilis hot tub, booby tape, and dinosaur bones. Join us!
Renae and Jeremiah are back at it with the most blue episode ever released. Zach starts to grow on us as he kisses every woman in sight.
We touch on controversial showering techniques, community beef, and Nickelback apologists. Pigeon! Seagull!
Renae and Jeremiah find the will to return from the grave to cover one of the least exciting leading men ever! Renae battles to keep the fashion corner relevant as a newly-minted "Marketeur" while Jeremiah talks about Boob-A-Boo dresses and getting plumpies.
Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah celebrate the year's end with the Michelle Young Bachelorette finale. Jeremiah goes through puberty, we chat about a 6'8" Adonis of a man, and Renae decides that one Fashion Corner is not enough. Melissa spits some breaking news, a soundman gets lost in the surf, and we marvel at Bert's eyebrows in this, the last hurrah of 2021.
Melissa, Jeremiah, and Renae giggle through the penultimate episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season right before Christmas vacation hits. We find out about what a 90 minute massage does to a human brain, discuss the acting careers of former contestants, and compare the dingle sizes of Hannah's exes. Melissa forgets what a compliment is, and the gang explains all the various forms of baby math.
Jeremiah and Renae struggle through the obscene mediocrity that is the "Men Tell All" episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season. Renae maintains her dislike for Rodney while Jeremiah complains endlessly about his even greater hate for the sophomoric efforts of the production team in finding scandal and heart break where there is nothing but cold pizza and hard-to-define apples.
Renae and Jeremiah do a world-record-pace recap of episode 6 of Michelle Young's Bachelorette season before nose-diving into episode 7 and all it's glory. Renae gains a new nickname while scheming to upset the online Lutheran community with memes. The duo play a game of MFK and discuss volume levels, while Jeremiah becomes the most embarrassed he has ever been on the show.
Renae and Jeremiah finish up a classic apple taste test before scouring every inch of episode 5 of Michelle's Bachelorette season. We discuss anteaters, Taylor Swift and her application to bachelor nation, and we are blessed to hear Renae's Viking war cry. We explore state slogans, the difference between centaurs and minotaurs, and enjoy that refreshing moment when Renae is proven wrong.
Be sure to check out the outro song "Meet Me Halfway" by fellow pod listener and current leader of the fantasy Bachelorette league, Elison (aka Marissa). Find it on Spotify, Bandcamp, and wherever else you stream music!
Melissa, Jeremiah, Renae & Barbie dig into another glorious episode of the Bachelorette. We speak on spinning croissants, our new OnlyFeet account, and learn more about identical twins than is preferred. We enjoy crunch treats from Barbie's Bitchin' Bag of Snacks, get probed, and talk in length about above the neck accessories.
Renae and Jeremiah jaw over the 3rd episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season. Jeremiah tests a theory on Renae's ability to make gun sounds while taking a pass at her husband. Renae hits the claw again as we prep for the great apple taste test. All this while confirming that pizza is lasagna and poem books can, in fact, be upper-decked.
Renae and Jeremiah shuffle through episode 2 of Michelle Young's Bachelorette season. We get a surprise Cameo experience from a Bachelor alum, learn about the difference in chemistry equipment, and consider where the shoulder ends and the neck begins. Jeremiah makes the case for hot dogs being sandwiches, while Renae consults the masses on the correct temperature of White Claws. Be sure to check out the outro song - Calvero on Spotify or wherever you get your music!
Renae and Jeremiah welcome in the newest Bachelorette: Michelle Young with her introductory episode! We get to meet all the fine suitors - and those other guys. We talk about our favorite Sean Connery films, the proper amount of balls, Rated R, Double D, and our hopes and dreams for this season!
Jeremiah, Melissa, Renae and Barbie celebrate the season's end of Bachelor in Paradise the only way they know how: drowning in White Claws. Come see off the best part of the summer with the gang as they learn all about the openings of the body, whipped cream love, Renae's obsession with toe sucking, hug methodology and the time when Jeremiah loses his cool.
Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah cover the penultimate Bachelor in Paradise episode in all its messy glory. We hit the hot goss on sneaky Ivan, pheromones, and churro/snake massages. We learn about hot tub humping, and a new adult-only podcast based on the Harry Potter universe. Stick around for the infamous Chicken Nugget Challenge!
Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah get the band back together to dive headfirst into another Bachelor in Paradise episode. We learn about Lil' Jon's Roundup, life bonds in different cultures, and uses for tortillas. The secret romance of Joan and Paulie comes to light and a chicken nugget bet for the ages is made.
Renae, Jeremiah, and special guest Barbie get lit in the latest installment of Bachelor in Paradise. We talk heavily about eff boys, whipped cream, and Tia's china pot/dancing vijay. Barbie talks about life before the war, wine sponges, undertanks, and meat chubs. Jeremiah tries to right the ship as the ladies find the mother load of White Claws.
Renae and Jeremiah continue with the dumpster fire on the beach as the buck-wild week of Bachelor in Paradise blazes on. Titus makes his debut as the new host which prompts Renae's Tight Ass Merchandise line. Jeremiah learns about capsule collections, Jeremiah shares memories of prom, and Renae talks about the 1/3 of her sorority that she can speak of, without fear of retaliation.
Renae and Jeremiah get the pleasure of kicking off the craziest week in Bachelor in Paradise history with a special guest introduction. We talk about the newest Bachelorette promo, Renae's Party Nails, and sweaty cheese & warm lunch meat. Jeremiah unveils the Rule of Sixes and a "little rummy" Renae considers why Becca would roofie a drink. Stay with us as we drink up to the penultimate summer wine series!
Renae, Jeremiah, and special guest Kendall trudge through another pile of beach trash with Bachelor in Paradise! We learn about Renae's leopard print thong, tree trunk tattoos, and naked volleyball. Will Joe's love affair be squashed with the arrival of an ex? Will Noah and Abigail be able to navigate their slow burning love?
Renae, Melissa, Jeremiah and visiting guest Kendall recap another dumpster fire episode of Bachelor in Paradise. We begrudgingly discuss Smoke Bros, Oriental Trading Company toyboxes, and flavored glue sticks. Jeremiah learns what a décolletage is, Renae makes up acronyms such as DTR, and we discover Jeremiah's predilection to sitting down while he pees. Join us!
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