Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home. Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.

Hotel bed germs and rude art

You’ll never want to set foot in a hotel again.

04-19
18:35

Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.

04-26
23:10

Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.

05-03
25:37

Too many Americans in America

Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.

05-10
21:49

Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.

05-17
25:11

The Two Stans

Sami Shah lists 26 million reasons not to visit Pakistan.

05-24
25:40

Hamish Blake eats spiders

Hamish relives his awful, creepy crawly travelling stories.

05-31
22:39

Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues

Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.

06-07
23:42

Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris

Greg Fleet on the worst holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.

06-14
25:26

The Veronicas' tour bus horror

Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.

06-21
28:47

INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport

The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.

04-04
01:19

Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.

04-11
25:00

Bill Nye and Nick Cody

Nick Cody plays the entitled plane passenger and Bill Nye the Science Guy!

04-18
29:15

Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.

04-26
29:06

Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo

Sex hotels! Chickens and swords! Flying fears! Travel sucks!

05-02
28:30

Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.

05-09
30:54

Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.

05-17
28:06

Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

05-24
24:45

Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!

05-31
29:30

Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.

06-07
34:34

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