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This is the first installment of the audiobook version of my book The Inappropriate Guide to Buying an Engagement Ring. I'll be releasing one chapter a week, right here in the podcast feed. If you'd rather read the whole thing now (because waiting is for people in line at the DMV), you can grab the full book on Kindle or paperback by clicking here.  Full transcript below (Oh and hey! This is all copyrighted so don't steal my shit.)  This is the "Inappropriate Guide to Buying an Engagement Ring- Irreverent Wisdom From an Industry Insider. Short, Simple, and Straight to the Point." Introduction: I don't care what's under the hood of my car. I'm pretty sure there's an engine in there, but I'll be damned if I know what it's about. And frankly, I don't care. I wanna go fast when I need to and slow when I don't. That's it. Good to go. Some guys get off on knowing every detail about their engine. The compression ratios, the torque curves, the whole mechanical circle jerk. They're the same guys who can tell you the exact temperature their bourbon was aged at or why their guitars, pickups are superior to every other pickup ever manufactured. But here's what 30 years in the trenches of the diamond business has taught me. Buying an engagement ring isn't about becoming an expert. It's about doing something incredible for someone you love. Somewhere between the YouTube rabbit holes about ideal cut grades and the forums full of guys comparing certification numbers like fantasy football stats, we've lost the plot. You are not here because you woke up thinking, man, I really need to learn about crystalline structures today. You're here because you found someone who makes your, he beat faster and you want to do this right? The problem is the diamond industry has turned what should be one of life's most romantic moments into something that. Feels like studying for a final exam you never signed up for. And that's why I wrote this book, not to turn you into some diamond grading savant, but to give you just enough knowledge to work with someone who actually knows their stuff. Think of it as your cheat sheet for navigating this world while keeping your sanity intact. And yes, I'm mostly addressing the guys buying rings for their girlfriends in this book. But if you're buying for your boyfriend or you're a woman buying for your girlfriend, the advice works just the same. The diamond doesn't give a damn who's wearing it and neither do I. What matters is what that ring symbolizes between two people who found something that's worth keeping. I've spent years watching guys walk into my store looking like they're about to face a firing squad. Armed with printouts of diamond specs and enough anxiety to power laws Vegas for a week. There are shell-shocked veterans of a war they never needed to fight. . So here's what I'm going to do. I'm gonna cut through the bullshit and tell you what actually matters. Not the marketing hype or technical jargon, but the real deal, the stuff that makes a difference when you're standing there ring in hand, heart pounding about to ask the biggest question of your life. We'll cover just enough technical stuff to keep you informed, but more importantly, we'll talk about finding someone you can trust to handle the heavy lifting. Because this isn't about becoming a diamond expert, as I've said, it's about making a moment unforgettable. There are plenty of great professionals who live. For helping people like you create those perfect moments. Your job isn't to become one of us. It's to find one of us. You click with. So grab a beer, get comfortable, and let's cut through the noise together. By the time we're done, you'll know exactly how to handle this whole ring thing without losing your mind, your savings or your romantic soul in the process. Now buckle up and let's do this. If you'd like help finding a jeweler closer to home, email me at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to put you in touch with some of the best jewelers on earth. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987 

Andy here with an announcement. I'm taking a break for the next couple of months so I can line up some guests I plan on having on the show. I plan on being back in October, ready with new episodes hot off the press so stay tuned for that. I want to make sure I'm delivering value in these episodes, so if you've learned something or know of someone who would be a great fit for the show definitely let me know! If you'd like help finding a jeweler closer to home, email me at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to put you in touch with some of the best jewelers on earth. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987 

I'm going to share something I learned first hand about what you should not do when you buy and give something as special as an engagement ring, an anniversary gift...hell...any gift for that matter.  I get right to the point when I tell you, "Don't tell her how much it cost. Not even a hint." Telling her what you paid for something can quickly turn a special moment into an awkward one. She's not going to feel cherished, loved, or appreciated if you disclose the price tag.  It'll be more along the lines of uncomfortable embarrassment.  I want to be clear, this isn't one of those "men are stupid" rants that are ubiquitous on the interwebs these days.  Nah...this comes from a real-life experience, and while you think I would know better...I'M the guy that did it!  (I gave my wife a gift and on more than occasion I hinted at how it cost much more than she would've thought.  What a boob I was.  So stupid.)  And have to tell you, this advice applies to all gifts. The price tag is none of her business. I understand where this desire to reveal the cost comes from – sometimes, we're just genuinely proud of what we're giving her and we want a significant reaction. That's okay, but remember that it will come over time, in stories, maybe some bragging, or perhaps a sweet moment when she says, "You shouldn't have." When you give her those earrings, that engagement ring, or whatever it may be, keep the price to yourself. There's never a time when it's chivalrous to tell how much you've spent on her, so don't do it. On a related note, when you give her the gift or she sees her engagement ring for the first time, give her a little time to absorb it all. Her reaction may not come immediately, and that's perfectly fine. Sometimes she needs a few moments to process all the glitter and glory that's been bestowed on her, so relax, and let the moment unfold naturally. Now, for the ladies listening, here's something our sales associate, Lindsay, asked me to mention: when your significant other gives you fine jewelry that might not be your style, accept it gracefully, even if it's not your style.  In almost every case it's better to accept the gift, and remember why he gave it (because he loves you) and keep it. That's how I was brought up – a gift is a gift, and it's the thought that counts.  Of course I understand that fine jewelry often involves a significant investment, and if it's not your style, you probably won't wear it much. Nobody wants that, so if it's just too hideous for you to wear, an exchange is probably in order.  If you do decide to exchange the gift, please be gentle when you tell him. You don't have to say it "right out of the box," as they say; give him a moment to feel proud of what he did for you. Then, when the time feels right, you can thank him for the gift, and explain that you'd like to exchange it for something more your style. This way, he won't feel like a failure in your eyes. You can guide him, teach him about your style, and even fill out a Wish List while you're exchanging your gift for the next big occasion. 😉 If you'd like help finding a jeweler closer to home, email me at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to put you in touch with some of the best jewelers on earth. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987  This episode was originally published in October 2023.

In this episode, I'll talk about the concept of the commitment ring, that beautiful bridge between dating and engagement. Whether you're sipping beers at a cookout or pondering your future, this episode dives into the emotional significance of giving and receiving a ring that says, "We're in this together." Join me as I discuss why a commitment ring is more than just jewelry—it's a powerful declaration of love and dedication.  Here's the link to Episode 35: Why Independent Jewelry Stores are Better Than Chain Stores and Online Joints. If you want to talk with me personally you can email me at andy@buylikeaguy.com. Or if you'd like help finding a jewelry store closer to home, drop me a line and I'll do my best to put you in touch with some of the best jewelers on earth. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987 

In this episode we're going to dip our toes into the realm of lab-grown diamonds.  I'll shed  a little light on the ever-evolving diamond industry, exploring the distinctions between lab-grown and natural diamonds, their formation processes, and the ongoing debate surrounding their place in the fine jewelry world.  Lab-Grown Diamonds: A Historical Perspective It may come as a surprise, but lab-grown diamonds trace their beginnings to the 1950s when General Electric crafted the first industrial-grade diamond crystals. Technological advancements  have propelled the creation of larger, gem-quality lab-grown diamonds, revolutionizing the world of fine jewelry with their remarkable beauty. Are Lab-Grown Diamonds Actually Diamonds? I'll answer this hot button question that I get all the time.  The fact is, lab grown diamonds have the same crystal structure, hardness, and optical properties of natural diamonds. So what do you think the answer is? There ARE Differences: I'll explore the distinct processes of lab grown and natural diamonds formation, trace their origins, and unravel the cost disparities that exist between the two.  Gain insights into the rarity, affordability, and sentimental value associated with each type, empowering you to make an enlightened decision aligned with your personal preferences. The Power of Choice: The fact is, you DO have a choice, and there's an easy way to make it: trust your gut.  Ultimately, the decision between lab-grown and natural diamonds rests with you, ensuring that the symbol of love and commitment you choose carries the significance and impact you want to deliver.  If you want to talk with me personally you can email me at andy@buylikeaguy.com. Or if you'd like help finding a jewelry store closer to home, drop me a line and I'll do my best to put you in touch with some of the best jewelers on earth. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987  This episode was originally published in June 2023.

One of the most common questions I get is, how much does an engagement ring cost? Or how much should I spend to get a decent ring? Now there is no single answer to that, but today I'll share some numbers that might help you and then give you the single best answer I know of. If you want to talk with me personally you can email me at andy@buylikeaguy.com. I'm happy to personally help you find the right jewelry for your special occasion, or put you in touch with a jewelry pro that's closer to home. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987 This episode was originally published January 2023.

In this episode, I'll discuss diamond fluorescence, a topic that is rarely talked about. I'll explain what fluorescence is in my own words, and how it affects the appearance and value of a diamond. I'll also address the question of whether fluorescence is a "good or bad" thing and per usual, how the ultimate answer to that question comes down to personal preference. You'll learn a few things about this lesser-known aspect of diamond buying. Takeaways Fluorescence refers to the discharge of light that occurs when a diamond is exposed to ultraviolet light. Approximately 25-30% of diamonds exhibit some degree of fluorescence. Fluorescence can cancel out the yellowish tint in near colorless diamonds, making them appear whiter. Fluorescence can lower the price of diamonds, making them a bargain for some buyers. Personal preference is key when deciding whether fluorescence is desirable in a diamond. If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy or girl," that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

In this episode Tim Jackson, founder of Independent in Time, continues our chat about the Independent Watch world, something most people know very little about.  We'll talk more about the dedication, discipline, and expertise required to excel in this field. The craftsmanship, technology, and artistry behind mechanical timepieces is impressive to say the least!  These watchmakers have a lot of skin in the game, and the successful ones continue to produce fine timepieces year-after-year.  Takeaways: Tim emphasizes the value of independent watchmaking as a form of micro-mechanical horological art, distinct from mass-produced timepieces. He also sheds light on the dedication, passion, and skill required to bring an independent watchmaker's vision to life, highlighting the unique qualities of their creations. Follow Tim's Instagram page at @independentintime, or reach him via email at tim@independentintime.com.   If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy or girl," that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

It was a pleasure to welcome Tim Jackson on the show again!  Tim is the founder and owner of Independent In Time, and a passionate supporter and dealer for Independent Watches and they people who make them.   He shares his journey into this niche industry and the unique challenges faced by Independent Watchmakers. The discussion also explores the dedication, discipline, and expertise required to excel in this field. The craftsmanship, technology, and artistry behind mechanical timepieces is beyond comprehension for someone like me, and I must say my appreciation is sky high after this interview.    The challenges and unique qualities of independent watchmakers compared to established brands are worth considering when you decide if their watches are worth the price you'll pay. (They are.)   Takeaways The world of independent watchmakers is a niche industry that requires dedication, discipline, and expertise. Crafting mechanical timepieces involves intricate details and precision, with a focus on traditional watchmaking techniques. The journey of independent watchmakers involves overcoming unique challenges and competing with established brands in the industry. Independent watchmakers combine mechanical expertise and aesthetic design, showcasing a rare blend of skills. The process of creating a mechanical watch involves meticulous hand-finishing, precision assembly, and rigorous testing for accuracy. The marketing landscape for independent watchmakers has evolved, allowing direct connection with potential customers through social media and the internet. Be sure to find and follow Tim's Instagram page at @independentintime, and I'd love to connect with you on the @buylikeaguy page as well!   If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy," (and of course you can be a woman) that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

Me and Derek, our resident bourbon expert, explore more aspects of the bourbon world, including brand loyalty, the cost of collecting bourbon, and the emotional connection people have with their favorite brands.  We talk about 'taters' (bourbon enthusiasts who wait in line for rare bottles and collect them without opening) as well as some other bourbon slang, such as the 'angel's share' (the alcohol vapor that evaporates from the barrel during aging) and the 'devil's cut' (the bourbon that soaks into the wood of the barrel).  What about a "fake tan," a reference to distillers adding artificial caramel coloring to bourbon to make it appear like it has aged longer.   We also discuss bourgon related topics like the difference between whiskey and bourbon, the use of flavorings and finishes, the importance of glassware, and the moonshine. We cover a lot, and I can tell you that it brought up another idea for our next episode: History Lessons from the Bourbon World.     Takeaways The bourbon world is more complex and involved than expected, with a wide range of brands and information to explore. Brand loyalty is common among bourbon enthusiasts, who find emotional connections to their favorite brands. Collecting bourbon can be costly, especially when seeking rare and limited-edition bottles. The 'angel's share' refers to the alcohol vapor that evaporates from the barrel during aging, while the 'devil's cut' is the bourbon that soaks into the wood of the barrel. There are discussions about the possibility of distillers adding artificial caramel coloring to bourbon to make it appear aged longer. Bourbon is a type of whiskey that must meet specific legal requirements, including being made in the United States and aged in new charred oak barrels. Flavorings can be added to whiskey, but not to bourbon. However, bourbon can be finished in different barrels to add additional flavors. The choice of glassware, such as the Glencairn glass, can enhance the tasting experience by concentrating aromas and maintaining the temperature of the whiskey. Moonshine refers to illegally distilled spirits, and the term should not be used to describe legally produced grain liquor. Personal preference plays a significant role in choosing and enjoying bourbon, and there is no right or wrong way to drink it. If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy," (and of course you can be a woman) that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

[Look at me.  I'm your expert now.] In this episode, I'm going to talk about the different materials used to make men's wedding rings. I'll cover the most popular options like gold, platinum, titanium, tungsten carbide, palladium, tantalum, and cobalt, and touch on additional materials you've heard of, and probably not heard of. (A ring made with breast milk?) I'll explain the advantages and disadvantages of each material and ultimately settle on the most important aspect to consider: your personal likes and dislikes. (I know...revolutionary!) Key Takeaways: Gold: A timeless choice, but prone to scratching and denting. Platinum: Durable, tarnish-resistant, and patina-prone. Titanium: Lightweight, hypoallergenic, but non-resizable. Tungsten Carbide: Ultra-durable, but can shatter. Palladium: Platinum-like, but potentially pricier. Tantalum: Shades of gray, with resizing challenges. Cobalt: Affordable, bright white, but not easily resized. Even More Materials: From meteorite to breast milk.  There are almost endless choices for rings these days. The most Important Thing: The most important factor when choosing a wedding ring is personal preference. If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy," (and of course you can be a woman) that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

Tim Jackson and I continue our discussion about fine watches, and what makes them "tick." Tim is the Founder and Owner of Independent in Time, a company that deals in watches made by Independent Watchmakers from around the world. We cover a lot of ground here, including different watch options, brands, and other things to consider when choosing the perfect timepiece. Key Takeaways: Well known watch brands are a great starting point for discovering what kind of style appeals to you. If the price tag is out of reach, all is not lost!  There are alternatives. Micro brands are emerging as exciting contenders. These smaller, enthusiast-driven companies offer unique designs, quality craftsmanship, and affordability. Questions to ask yourself: Is historical prestige essential, or are you open to newer players? Do you prioritize performance, aesthetics, or both? Explore micro brands that blend innovation with affordability. They often deliver impressive features and designs. If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy," (and of course you can be a woman) that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

In this episode we're going to talk about watches with Tim Jackson, the Founder and Owner of Independent in Time. He deals in watches that are made by Independent Watchmakers from around the world. When it comes to watches, he knows his sh*t. We talk about the basics of buying a "nice watch," the appeal of owning and collecting fine watches, the different kinds of movements, and ultimately, what you should look for when you're shopping for a fine quality watch.   Key Takeaways:  Buying a watch is often about more than just telling time; it can be a form of self-expression and a way to communicate personal style. There are different types of watch movements, including mechanical (self-winding) and quartz (battery-powered), each with its own advantages and characteristics. Determining the quality of a watch can be subjective, but factors such as price, reputation, and craftsmanship can be indicators of a well-made timepiece. The watch industry has a wide range of brands and styles to suit different tastes and budgets, from classic and traditional designs to avant-garde and modern aesthetics. Marketing and brand reputation play a significant role in the perception and value of watches, with certain brands commanding higher prices due to their heritage and reputation for quality. If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy," (and of course you can be a woman) that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

In this episode my guest, Leland Conway, provides valuable insights on buying a handgun for the uninitiated. He emphasizes the importance of not relying solely on friends' recommendations or the advice of gun store employees, as the choice of a handgun is a personal and individual decision.  (There are exceptions, and he'll cover that as well.) Leland recommends taking a basic firearms class to learn about gun safety, recoil, and different types of handguns. He also suggests going to a gun range and renting different guns to find one that feels comfortable and fits well in the hand. Leland also highlights the importance of responsible gun ownership and the need for proper training and knowledge. Click here to learn more and follow Leland Conway: https://khow.iheart.com/featured/leland-conway/ My Takeaways: Don't rely on friends' recommendations or gun store employees when buying a handgun; it's a personal choice. Take a basic firearms class first to learn about gun safety, recoil, and different types of handguns. Go to a gun range and rent different guns to find one that feels comfortable and fits well in your hand. Responsible gun ownership requires proper training and knowledge. If you need expert advice about something you don't know much about, and need a little guidance, send me an email at andy@buylikeaguy.com and I'll do my best to cover it in an upcoming show.  If you're "that guy," (and of course you can be a woman) that people should hear from because you know your sh*t about a certain subject, please reach out to me, and let's talk about how we can work together. Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987

In this episode, Pat Finn and I continue our off-the-cuff exploration of the significance of fine jewelry, including a pretty sweet story about Pat's late friend, the legendary Chris Farley, and his love of gift-giving. We get a little sentimental, but it's cool, because that's one of the unexpected powers of jewelry:  it can connect us to our past and the people we love the most.  Jewelry is more than just shiny trinkets, and we talk about how fine jewelry becomes physical representations of unforgettable moments and intense emotions.   Okay, yeah...it's a bit deep, but you won't need a tissue.  No tears were shed in the recording of this episode.  This isn't about sad stories.  It's a more of a quick reality check about why jewelry is, in fact, a necessity in our lives.   Grab a drink, sit back, and decide if you agree with us. Here is Pat's IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0278156/ His company is Improv+Ability: https://www.improv-ability.com/ Reach out to him via email if you have questions: pat@improv-ability.com If you want to talk with me personally you can email me at andy@buylikeaguy.com. I'm happy to personally help you find the right jewelry for your special occasion, or put you in touch with a jewelry pro that's closer to home. Or, you can shop online at my jewelry store right here: https://www.koehnjewelry.com/ Music credits: Preacher Man by Miles Neilson and The Rusted Hearts, used with permission. A killer band with original songs that get stuck in your head.  They're awesome. Listen To Preacher Man on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ImcaJKIk0ZVtPzuUVV4vc?si=80581c74a9be4987  This episode was originally published in May, 2023