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Carolina & Patrick share a deep love for all things reality TV (especially anything BRAVO related) and now they are moving their rants from their DMs into this public platform, what could go wrong? Join this duo on their weekly rants about all things reality tv and why they can't get enough CRAP TV!

#24 RHOSLC a recap of a brand new franchise.

Carolina & Patrick are back recapping a brand new franchise + all the other things Bravo related.  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv Like to Tweet? Find use there too! at @CrapTvPodcast

11-23
53:43

#23: It's Colombia not Columbia. Patrick Visits The Motherland

Get ready! In Today's episode, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way meets an iconic trip the ladies of #RHONY took to Cartagena, Colombia. Patrick went to Colombia to meet his husband's family and spend some time with them.  In this episode, Patrick shares with us his experience in the country and his excitement for all things Colombian while Carolina reminds us why she's such an unenthusiastic Colombian. The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv Like to Tweet? Find use there too! at @CrapTvPodcast

11-03
01:05:10

#22: Two Weddings & A Fight | RHOP Recap + All things Bravo

Carolina & Patrick are back after a short hiatus and they are discussing the infamous #RHOP fight + all the other things Bravo related like the two weddings that took place on 10.10.20. Patrick also shares with us his latest adventure as a reality start... The tea is hot, come listen!  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv Like to Tweet? Find use there too! at @CrapTvPodcast

10-13
53:00

#21: Reporting The Latest News From The Bravo Universe.

Carolina & Patrick are taking a page from John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" and today they are chatting about what has happened in the last week at Bravo. Is it hot of the press? NO. Is it still entertaining? YES! In this episode, they chat about #RHOP #RHOBH #RHONY and even #RHOA. The tea is hot and it has more than 500 calories in it!  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv Like to Tweet? Find use there too! at @CrapTvPodcast

09-28
44:38

#20: Discussing all things Bravo Bravo F**king Bravo with Real Housewives Institute Founder Brian Moylan

Have you dreamt of having a chat with a Housewife insider? Well, Carolina & Patrick are here to make your dreams (ok, maybe theirs) come true! In this episode, they chat with the always fabulous Brian Moylan about all things Bravo! As a ghostwriter for Erika Jayne's book and with his own column in Vulture about the Housewives, this week Brian served the tea!  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv Like to Tweet? Find use there too! at @CrapTvPodcast

09-14
51:00

#19: Huevos Rancheros With a Side of Passive Aggressive Behavior | RHONY Recap

Bienvenidos a Mexico! Where Huevos rancheros are exotic, ridding a camel is 100% normal (we didn't even know there were camels in Mexico), flirting with Canadians is hot, and apparently pooping your bathroom rope is not only ok but expected. In this episode, Carolina & Patrick discuss the latest holiday trip abroad and all the shenanigans these ladies delivered. The tea is hot and Imodium is also available!  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv Like to Tweet? Find use there too! at @CrapTvPodcast 

08-26
01:10:52

#18: A Roman Holiday | RHOBH Recap

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's... a RUMOR about your friend having an affair with your former castmate! In this episode, Carolina & Patrick go on a rant about the latest holiday trip abroad and the petty and exhausting storyline this season is carrying. Whether you are team Denise F*cking Richards or team Mean Girls you are going to like this episode. The tea is hot and Bucca di Beppo is open for business! The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv

08-20
01:04:15

#17 Welcome To Potomac

Season 5 of Potomac just got released and Carolina & Patrick are breaking down episode one.  Carolina is brand new to this franchise (SHOCK!!!!!) but Patrick is here to guide her and navigate this hot mess! The tea is hot and the cherry blossoms are blooming come join us! The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv

08-11
01:04:08

#16: 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Season 1 Recap (Round Two)

This show is so messy that Carolina & Patrick had to split this season into two separate episodes. In this episode, Carolina & Patrick talk about the remaining 3 couples and the future they see for them... It seems there is a lot of material for Lifetime to make some great movies. The tea is hot, come join us! The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv

07-29
50:54

#15: 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Season 1 Recap (Round One)

Friend, brace yourself for an hour-long of gossip, rants, and shocking internet revelations! In this episode, Carolina & Patrick recap the first season of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way. Since there is so much to talk about, this episode focuses on 3 couples. The tea is hot, come join us!  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv

07-08
56:05

#14 RHOA SEASON 12 Recap

Season 12 of RHOA was exactly what we wanted! Glam, Humor, and DRAMA!!!!!! In this episode, Carolina & Patrick go on a rant about the latest Atlanta season, their favorite moments, the cast members they love most, and the ones they miss!  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv

07-01
01:00:00

#13 Before The 90 Day Recap

Welcome to the 90 Day Fiance World! In this episode, Carolina & Patrick recap the latest season of Before the 90 Day Fiance. They talk about their favorite and least favorite characters and all the shenanigans in between!  The conversation continues on Instagram. Connect with Carolina & Patrick at @C.R.A.P.tv 

06-18
01:15:05

#12: RHOBH Recap | Ragamuffin?!? I'm (BEEEEP) Denise Richard!

What could go wrong at an outdoor pizza party with a diamond Ice sculpture??? If you want petty, Beverly Hills is here to deliver! In this episode, Carolina & Patrick recap the latest RHOBH episode. Everything from fashion, to a DNA collection to "I'm about to freak out" this recap has it all!

05-19
57:22

#11: Hello From the Lower Level! A RHONY Recap

In this episode, Carolina & Patrick recap the lastest ICONIC trip The RHONY ladies took to The Hamptons. From a party without Gin at a mansion to dildos in a chicken dish, this recap has it all! 

05-09
58:14

#10 Too Hot To Handle Recap

In this episode, Carolina & Patrick covered the hot mess that this TV show is! From Naughty Little Possums to someone actually asking for the number to call 911 and everything in between. Carolina even presents her conspiracy theory about the production of this show, while Patrick believes it was all real! 

05-02
01:16:14

#9: Our Favorite Top 5 Housewives Moments: Round One

Carolina & Patrick have been watching the Housewives for a decade, and that means that they have plenty of favorite content to share with all of you! In today's episode, they go back memory lane to chat about some unforgettable scenes from The OC, Dallas, Potamic, Atlanta, NYC, and Beverly Hills!  

04-24
37:59

#8: From Fashion to Reposado: ROHBH Premier Recap

As mention in Project Runway, in fashion one day you're in, the next day you are out... or buying your way into it. In this episode, Carolina & Patrick recap the season premiere of RHOBH and you better be ready because they are triggered!!!! There is not enough amount of Casamigos Reposado that can help them coup with what lies ahead.

04-18
54:22

#7: If Tiger King was a part of the Real Housewives Franchise...

Let's be honest, now you want to know what Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin tag lines would be! In this episode, Patrick and Carolina combine their love for the housewives and gave a spin to Tiger King.  

04-11
40:07

#6: We're Not Cocktail Party Talkers, We're Bad B*tches: RHONY Recap

As our dear Countess Luann would say: "The show must go on!" In this episode, Carolina & Patrick recap the season premiere of RHONY and to their delight the ladies delivered glamour, gangster one-liners and several moments of pure comedy! As always there was plenty of pinot grigio and a new mugshot addition. 

04-03
44:22

#5: Sequins & Neck Braces : RHONJ Recap

What could be more glamorous than sequins, champagne, and an almost dislocated neck? In this episode, Carolina & Patrick discuss season 10 of  RHONJ; the highs and lows of an explosive season, the difference between "at you'' and "towards you" and an infamous fight at a Jersey Boutique! 

04-01
59:22

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