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Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.  Today we unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of culturally appropriation.   And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process.  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!You can share your lazy gewl story here. END BITS: USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:Pete "Slippery Slope" Evans (Part 1)Pete "Activated" Evans (Part 2)Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" BloomJustin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" BieberSelena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

USE CODE: LAZY20 FOR $20 OFF A MAMAMIA SUBSCRIPTION Joe Jonas is a man of many talents, singing, complimenting dogs and finding a way to blame women for his problems (allegedly).  Today we unpack the life and crimes of the second most famous Jonas Brother and star of not just Camp Rock but Camp Rock 2.  From the purity ring drama, to his divorce to Sophie Turner we assign charges and sentences... but will Joe have his cake (by the ocean) and eat it to.  LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” HeavenTaylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)Demi “Always Be Fighting” LovatoSelena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” GomezMiley "That Open Letter" Cyrus WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Beckinsale is a world famous actress, who has overcome so much, including her huge IQ.  From staring in questionable art like the movie Click to dating 'friend' of the Cancelled Courtroom, Matt Rife (yuck!), we unpack the life and crimes of the smarty pants that is Kate Beckinsale.  So is being a genius a crime or a point of diversity? And why hasn't Howard Stern visited the Cancelled courtroom yet? (Great questions).  Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED: Matt "Thinks He's Too Good Looking" RifeBen "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" AffleckDakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dakota Johnson star of the new Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom.  From lying in interviews, to sleeping for far too long, to dissing the cinematic masterpiece that is Fifty Shades Of Grey, we unpack the crimes of The Puss In Boots' step-daughter. But are the sentences too harsh? Or should we "leave her alone, she's asleep"? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories! WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS: Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" GreyBradley "You've Never Even Met Him" CooperRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fact: A Star Is Born slaps. Also a fact: Bradley Cooper made that movie his entire personality, and now he's doing it again with Maestro.  Today we welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the one man in the room who ‘discovered’ Lady Gaga.  From crying over someone he's never met, to hating chairs and being a bad kisser (allegedly) we unpack the life and crimes of a man who still lives with his mother (fact).  And ask the question: is there such thing as being too earnest? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LOVED THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" StoneSex And The “Carrie Is A Terrible Friend” CityJim "You Never Go Full Method" CarreyLeonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprioAnne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” HathawayJennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” LawrenceDid Bradley Cooper Really Just Destroy His Oscar Chances? WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades?  From lying about her name, to having too many best friends and not hustling enough for her success we unpack the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Plus, the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha. And, more of your lazy gewl stories! LIKE THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO: The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” NotebookJennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” LawrenceTaylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:  Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off her first Grammy win, it's time for Miley Cyrus to face the Cancelled courtroom. The Flowers singer has grown up right in front of our eyes, and while she has had the best of both worlds - Miley has certainly faced her fair share of controversy.  From that weird tongue thing to taking a wrecking ball to her pledge for a sober life, the star certainly can't be tamed.  But, can she stop? Or will she just party in the USA? (We may have over done it with that one)  LOOKING FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO LISTEN TO: The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Told After Her Grammys WinWANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob Elordi is everywhere at the moment, he's a certified Aussie heart-throb, a talented actor and defendant in our Cancelled courtroom. That's right, we are taking the Saltburn star to court over crimes including starring in a trashy movie x 3, dissing said trilogy, his interesting dating history and an alleged incident at a Sydney pub. (allegedly) Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories and a chance to win with our lazy gewl giveaways! WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Kourtney "Doesn't Work As Hard As Her Sisters" KardashianTwilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" SagaRobert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” PattinsonKristen "Not Very Good At Affairs" StewartLara "Where The Bloody Hell Are You” Bingle (Worthington)Michael "One Night In Noosa" Clarke SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today in the Cancelled courtroom we are doing things a little differently... again. And instead of celebrity crimes, we are cancelling the way in which most of us came to this earth... BIRTH. From the 'wet mess' to the smells and the pain we deep dive into all the reasons birth needs a logistical rethink. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. PSA: if you are about to give birth or are a bit squeamish might want to give this one a miss.  WANT TO WIN A LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAY? CLICK HERE LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS: Pregnancy: “Can We Talk About The Yuck?" SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom the husband of Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. This episode we dive into his life and crimes which include being a bit meh, bad acting and a fake feud which is very annoying. So what is Deadpool? And should Mr Reynolds consider one less business venture? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.  LOVED THIS EPISODE? LISTEN TO THIS:Blake "Is Tall" Lively SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:  Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom? For Lara Bingle it was licking a battery for a radio stunt when she was meant to be in court for an alleged driving offence.  Lara Worthington is a glamorous business woman and mother, but Lara Bingle was a lazy gewl with a passion for meat pies and one of the greatest reality shows known to man. This episode we unpack the life and crimes of the 'where the bloody hell are you' woman, and decide if a car can be blamed for dangerous driving.  Plus more of your lazy gewl stories! Loved this episode? Listen to these: Michael "One Night In Noosa" ClarkeKarl "Secrets Over Speakerphone" StefanovicKyle "Mate You Can’t…Say That" Sandilands THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 90’s Hugh Grant was the rom-com king but not all was as it seemed… It turns out the British actor wasn’t the bumbling yet adorable love interest we would see on scene, in fact he himself admits most of his costars despised him.  This episode we ask the question, who really is Hugh Grant? We learn how a terrible movie lead to a string of bad decisions which saw him in ‘real court’. And why he has more in common with King (Prince) Charles than he realises! Do you think the sentences fit the (alleged) crimes, and when will you see the evidence? This episode first went live in December 2022. Loved this episode listen to these:  Bridget "WTF Is This" Jones's DiaryLove “You Don’t Even Speak The Same Language” Actually THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kendall Jenner is in the Cancelled courtroom again, so we can take another look at her life and crimes. From controversial partnerships with Pepsi and Fyre Festival to denying she's a nepo baby, we look at all her weird decisions and assign charges and sentences. This episode was first published in February 2022 (no, the cucumber cutting incident hadn't happened yet).  THE END BITS Want to try our new exercise app? Click here to start a seven day free trial of MOVE by Mamamia. GET IN TOUCH:Got a great Lazy Gewl story? Or some feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens This episode was produced by Rose Kerr, with audio editing by Rhiannon Mooney. The Executive Producer of Cancelled is Talissa Bazaz. CONTACT US Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386 Via our email at podcast@mamamia.com.au  Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back to the Cancelled courtroom, Kate Middleton (yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care).  From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed.  But do the sentences fit the crimes?  Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories.  This episode was first published in May 2023.  THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Men are officially back in court! History has mainly been told from the perspective of men, so we think it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy is on trial. So... Are men cancelled?? This episode was first published in March 2022.  THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en  The producer of this episode: Rose Kerr Cancelled's Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Production by Leah Porges The remix you heard in the intro is from a TikTok by Abbey Hansen AKA @minorfauna  You can find out more about Cancelled on Mamamia.com.au CONTACT US Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386 Via our email at podcast@mamamia.com.au  Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.