COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS

Ché Mario pulled up to the purple couch declaring HE has the song of the summer — bold claim, and we made him defend it 💜 The North West London artist, model and stylist gets into his introduction to music, his upbringing, the fashion world (including the REAL talk on fake designer), being the cameo everyone spots in music videos, and of course — carnival. Does the claim hold up? You lot decide. It gets REAL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Africa's biggest streamer just pulled up to the purple couch 💜 Carter Efe joins Madame Joyce for the full gist — his streaming journey to becoming Africa's most-followed name on Twitch, the friendships with Davido and Kai Cenat that are genuinely real, and yes, THAT cheating story (while he was bringing her food, no less 😭). We're also getting into his secret talents, what he loves and doesn't about Nigeria, his plans to become a UK citizen, and a proper lesson in London classiness. It gets REAL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get Your Purple Couch Tickets : www.madamejoyce.com💜New producer, new era 💜 Say hi to Makayla, she's officially part of the C&T family, and she jumped straight onto the couch with Madame Joyce and Lateef for the gist of the week. We're getting into being starstruck (yes, Drake and Rihanna came up), Makayla's love affair with London, the Pop The Balloon effect on modern dating, shooting your shot with a little liquid courage, and why guys playing the "taking long to reply" game needs to stop.Joyce is also opening up about her single era, Nakupenda versus Money Constant, and whether romance is actually deador if we killed it ourselves. It gets REAL.mm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The BHIM President has landed on the purple couch 💜 Days before he makes history as the first Ghanaian artist to headline OVO Arena Wembley, Stonebwoy joins Madame Joyce for the gist — his friendship with Rick Ross, where things REALLY stand with Shatta Wale, why the internet says Ghanaian men are stingy (he had words), Ghana's love affair with eggs, self-funding BHIM Fest London, and the Black Stars World Cup stress that nearly finished him. It gets REAL — and yes, we tested that masters degree in Are You Smart? 😭 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Uncle Eli pulled up to the purple couch and said what he said 😭💜 The TikTok creator and self-declared king of enjoyment is telling you lot why UK clubbing has gotten boring, why pre-drinks is the real party, and why situationships are a commitment problem dressed up as an option. Madame Joyce and Eli also get into dating as a content creator, Black women's confidence, who really sacrifices more in relationships, vulnerability, the fantasies nobody admits to, and the state of customer service in the UK. It gets REAL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.