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A full ounce of shameless honesty. A half ounce of well intentioned advice, mixed with a splash of ADHD and our best attempts at comedy. Dimas James & Hare McDonald can't wait to share a drink with you. This is for the community. This is for all of us. Follow us on Twitter @CommAlcohol Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.com
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DOWN W/ THE BURGEES: Dave Chapelle goes full ass-hole. Dimas and Hare give Flat Earthers a chance. Hare argues that Dinosaurs died for our mobility. Dimas asks why we don't lay eggs like other animals. Hare thinks people who thank God for their success are just gate keeping their secrets to success.Follow Us on TwitterEmail us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.comNEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY
JERRY STILLER SHIV'S: Ted Cruz's family is starting to show signs of trauma caused by his political career. Hare and Dimas discuss the Britney Griner trade. Dimas wants to bring back super start prisoners like Al Capone. Hare has another run-in with the neighborhood children. Dimas thinks being nice to dogs is equivalent to grooming. Hare complains that other animals don't have to worry about QANON and Far Right Extremism. Karen and Larry are the Boomer Couple Archetype and Hare shares what i...
DARK TANK: Hare explains why today's politics have the same appeal as wrestling, so more people should check it out. Dimas talks about dealing with the reality of death in a combat zone and Hare realizes he doesn't know what he would do with his last day on earth. If you had to choose your own death, what would you choose? Dimas and Hare argue about what would be the faster death. A volcano or being smothered by a large butted person. What are your petty red flags in dating? Dimas can't handl...
FUNNEL CAKE: Dimas cooked his first Thanksgiving Dinner ever with survival potatoes. Hare finds a video of Dimas singing "Purple Rain" on the internet and falls in love. Dimas calls out Hare for being a Polite Man. Dimas & Hare brain storm a service that helps people with squiggle legs regain their mobility. Are you Trans phobic if you wouldn't date a Trans Man or Woman? Hare shares a very specific fetish he just learned about. Terminal Velocity is born.WHITE CHAOS ELEMENT: Hare introduce...
GIRLS LIKE HORSES: Elon Musk is the smartest man. Hare gets into another neighborhood battle with the local whites. Kari Lake loses the AZ governors race and Hare's Dad is ready to go to war. If you think politics are boring, get a TikTok account. Dimas explains how to create a haunted bridge. Is laziness a myth? Fans of Korean Pop bands have Pedophile Energy. Dimas thinks TikTok is creating an entire generation of lonely people. Hare thinks there are too many half-baked people out there look...
FAGANELLO HUGHES: Dimas calls Hare out for dressing like an NPC. Dimas has a run-in with a republican candidate on election day. Hare & Dimas explore the science behind Wrap-Around Sunglasses. Dimas cosplays as Cat Hitler. Hare calls Dimas out on refusing to practice Spanish with him. Ted Cruz catches a beer can to the face. Roto-Rooter has the worst ad department. The Incel Community is rapidly expanding and Hare worries about how that is going to impact the Grindr communityFollow Us on ...
HOW COULD HARE FORGET: Hare makes a huge mess of his early voting experience and has his house vandalized by the local republican children. Hare proposes Pro-Wrestling personas for politicians to drum up public interest. Dimas invents the Election Olympics to spice up politics and get more people involved. Joe Biden boxes a kangaroo. Donald Trump in a 100 meter dash. Listening to Herschel Walker spend 30 mins reading the instructions for Sodoku. It would be non-stop action. The San Antonio Sp...
Don't forget to vote Nov 8th!QUEER TWO-PIECE: Paul Pelosi vs. QAnon Hammer Hippie. Hare wonders why 3 piece suits are the uniforms of every boss ever and why aren't pants and a t-shirt called a two-piece? How did people sleep before beds? Dimas introduces a new segment called "That's about white." detailing the top headlines around the country involving God's Children. Hare explains how having an uncle who spent his entire life cosplaying as a black guy introduced him to diversity.Don't forge...
Sorry for the late upload! We had to do this one via ZOOM due to Dimas' busy schedule as a micro-wrestling promoter.MIDDLE OF THE BUS KID: Hare speculates about why amateur ghost hunters exist and Dimas explores the idea of what being a ghost would be like. Hare explains why he wasn't allowed to Trick or Treat as a kid. Dimas isn't afraid of ghosts and Hare tries to understand why he is lying to a friend. What is your favorite part of Halloween? Dimas loves Charlie Brown and Hare loves other ...
***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn ******8:30 pm - 12:30 am******Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn***Buy your tickets online!Every Friday and Saturday in October.PANTRY OF TOLERANCE: Dimas asks Hare if white people have special food saved for their ethnic friends. Hare shares his battle w/ crippling anxiety surrounding a semen sample requested by his doctor. Republican Congressional Candidate J.R. Majewski falls from grace which prompts an investigation into what type of people supported him...
***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn ******8:30 pm - 12:30 am******Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn***Buy your tickets online!Every Friday and Saturday in October.ITALIAN CIRCLES: Hare pitches a theory about why we don't have human beings with super powers and then defends his right to identify as disabled. Former NAACP Chapter President Rachel Dolezal starts an Only Fans. Hare introduces some new commandments to the list and Dimas explains why corn dogs are a relationship red flag. Dimas tea...
IF YOU'RE IN SAN ANTONIO YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn ******8:30 pm - 12:30 am******Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn***Buy your tickets online!Every Friday and Saturday in October.SMALL DICK TAX: Marjorie Taylor Greene cheats on her husband with a guy who looks like Zangief from Street Fighter. Hare checks out The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn and loses a girlfriend in the process. Elon Musk is creating a robot butler and Hare just wants to know when you can date it...
IF YOU LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO!!***A Nightmare at Black Swan Inn ***An Outdoor Haunted Trail that ends in a Laser Tag Boss Battle***Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn***Every Friday and Saturday in October.THUNDERHEAD ENTERTAINMENT: Dimas is starting a comprehensive entertainment organization that will host wrestling, laser tag and retro conventions. Hare gets a little too excited about the possibility of sitting in a DeLorean. Dimas gets Hare to talk about his time spent with alone with German m...
LIBERAL SEX DAD: Dimas teaches Hare how to find his true voice and wonders if sex shops sell anything that tastes earthy. Hare wonders how the Jewish community gets so much hate. Dimas and Hare explore the possibilities of parents sending their sons to sex training. Fears of this creating a Grandma Kink Epidemic arise and Hare's distain for the elderly comes out once again.FUCK PAMELA C.HENDERSON: Dimas and Hare discuss creating an OnlyFans and Dimas thinks he can corner the wholesome dad cor...
GIRAFFE SLUT: Are there whores in the animal kingdom? Hare comes out as sexually conservative, even when he hooks up with lesbians. We find out what a "Penis Bully" is and Dimas tries to understand why Hare is the Neapolitan Ice Cream of Intercourse. Its alarming how many Homophobes are G*y. Follow Us on TwitterEmail us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.comNEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAYFollow Us on TwitterEmail us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.comNEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY
Dimas is opening a survival-horror themed Laser Tag event called The Nightmare at Black Swan in San Antonio. Victoria's Black Swan Inn starting 1 OctoberHare calls out Dimas for being LGBTQIA+ pretender. Hare and Dimas analyze the possible outcomes of Hare starting an ONLYFANS for men. Everyone's butthole has a price, how much does Steven Segal's cost? UFOs have been renamed to UAPs. Dimas shares the Calvine UAP photo taken by 2 hikers in Scotland in the 90s.Dimas and Hare go to battle over V...
HOW TO REFUSE A BIBLE: Dimas shares his experience with Old People. Hare comes out as Ageist. RIP Anne Heche. If we are picking ugliest creatures, its not Llamas. Someone keeps sending Hare GQ magazine. Dimas gives out subscriptions as gifts. What could this mean? Hare and Dimas share their first porno mag experience. Hare wasn't aware people knew how to draw "sex". Hare asks if there were conservative cavemen.DIMAS GETS INCESTED: Its great story. Hare runs away from Dimas' mushroom advances ...
PERRY SOUPBALLS: Dimas and Hare discuss the importance of purchasing bean and cheese burritos. Hare shares his favorites tweets since Trump got raided by the FBI. Anne Heche's new movie is super dark. Hare shares his experience with tarot card readings and white people stone magic.Follow Us on TwitterEmail us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.comNEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAYFollow Us on TwitterEmail us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.comNEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY
THE TIMBER OF YOUR VOICE: The pledge of allegiance is weird AF. Quiet Quitting has always been around but the younger generations seem to be less afraid of admitting it. Dimas continues his quest to convince Hare that LSD isn't going to kill him if he tries it outside of Switzerland.DON'T STEAL FROM YOUR BANK: CPAC 2022 in Dallas was WEIRD AF! Hare challenges Dimas to spend the day as a white person. Dimas shares an idea for a great side hustle. Hare thinks it sounds like a great ...
WOMEN DON'T HAVE DICKS, THEY HAVE PENISES: Dimas wants more Hispanic Land Owners. Hare suggests that "White Trash" is a practice slur. Dimas calls Hare out on his fears of LSD. Britney Griner gets 9 years for weed. Dimas wants more female leaders. Hare wants more female wieners. Dimas and Hare express confusion about the rise of Alpha Male Social Media Influencers. Dimas has Hare give some advice in rhyme format.SAND FOR BRAINS: Alex Jones is taking the biggest public L in his civil suit. Har...
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