CORN DOWN Prank Calls
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Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.
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This week is pranksgiving, I dive into a mix of everyday messes and strange moments, starting with the chaos of morning routines, like morning noises and coffee problems. wastedmemory jumps in to help sort out some ongoing issues with getting stuck in places—whether it’s being locked in, locked out, or just plain out of luck. There’s a recurring theme of donuts, both making and eating them, with a few calls about who’s got the best ones and why the cops always seem to be around. It’s all the little frustrations and surprises that make the day just a little weirder.
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp contributions, like the saga of lobby antennas and an unusual take on internet cameras. Together, we navigate everything from propped doors to valid concerns that spiral into unexpected territory. Dwight adds his unique flair with ticklish feet antics, while Lux chimes in for a truly iconic moment. Meanwhile, I keep the chaos grounded, questioning why the hotel even factors into this madness and uncovering some forgotten keys along the way.
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic peak. Hotel life takes center stage with questionable oxygen setups and sanctuary vibes, while snappy bakes checks in during an attempted Moana screening. Dwight contributes with turnt pockets and unexpected pocket finds, and wastedmemory uncovers coffee keys just in time for Thanksgiving drama. A mix of oddities and memorable moments makes this a standout session.
(P.S. sorry for being late! We will now resume regularly scheduled publication.)
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates quickly, alongside some accusatory fingering and Dwight’s room garden situation. Things get even more intense with drinking motor oil, shredding documents, and an unusual pizza style order. Hootis, Mailman, and newcomer Hi jump in on topics from Wendy’s mishaps to odd pubic hairs, with frivolous complaints rounding things off. It’s an unpredictable mix of surreal conversations and out-there scenarios!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange journey with caterpillars and honey bees, with snappy bakes joining the bee segment. SpongeBob makes a surprising exit, and we dive into bizarre situations involving naked guest pictures, privacy tools, and intoxicated moments. A mix of unusual encounters, from butterfly bags to mysterious fry crystals, makes this a uniquely orange-themed episode filled with laughs and surprises!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounter a mix of oddities, from foot surgeries and bogus milk to setting up employee dates. The Surprise Department shows up to add more confusion, and handcuff keys become an unexpected centerpiece, with Snappy Bakes joining in. We also deal with stolen garbage, a swim instructor situation, and even someone eating a building. Moments of parking lot flashing, magician wallet tricks, and a mystery switch make this episode a blend of strange encounters and funny surprises!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasions. Cigarettes, both decaf and functional, make their way into the conversation, along with night mailmen and one-way streets. The saga of the captive caller unfolds in a series of bizarre twists, while we also touch on window tinting, hotel progress, and keeping score. Lux gets involved with an Eric situation and some playdough eating, while Hootis brings up weird feet and evil whispers. There’s also a crying man, ground voices, and, of course, more lost keys. Plenty of strangeness packed into this one!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds humor with making fun and dehydration. Tripping on burgers and Stouffers leads to some unexpected fun, and there’s a series of lost and found keys causing confusion. We also explore irrational fears, invalid entries, and acorns without oaks. Snappy bakes gets involved with identity theft and a trick call, while Dwight joins in with a “big number one” and I try a pee-clogged situation. From rewriting SSDs to Monopoly money, this episode covers plenty of odd ground!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag of bones, while dirt buying and dry pools add to the oddities. Wastedmemory stirs up more chaos with burning clothes and spatula marks. We also deal with fake blood, clean and used needles, and old razor blades making an appearance. To top it off, there’s a hands-free check-in and food throwing session, making this episode a whirlwind of bizarre moments and unexpected twists!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and bikes, from rubbing them to crashing, straight into dumpsters. We explore bizarre moments like drug disposal and a deep dive into a crash investigation at Wendy’s, featuring Jiad. The episode gets even stranger with torso spiders, bridges, and water crossings. There’s also a case of projectile fries courtesy of Dwight, and we close things out with a farewell to dragonmere. Plenty of manipulation and chaos to keep things moving!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a half hour discussion with the whole family. A recurring issue about paying for stuff pops up, with snappy bakes jumping in to contribute. There’s also an ongoing mystery around a green bean that keeps resurfacing, making for some hilarious moments. CrieFaux adds a bag problem, and Lux brings up questions of false idols, while we also wonder why things are closed.
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a second dose of poison talk. Spoiled milk and sandwiches get their time in the spotlight, with Snappy Bakes adding a creative twist with a meat drawing. There’s Kevin McAllister references and a sandwich upgrade, while BoJack rounds things out with a vegan upgrade. We also deal with lost room keys, melted cheese, and even a butt dial sandwich incident. A mix of quirky problems and amusing solutions!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and even a vegetarian’s variations. Things heat up with a series of chaotic lobby car crashes, and wastedmemory jumps back in with extra cardboard and we deal with a mysterious liquid french cut sandwich. Along the way, we tackle everyday dilemmas like lost safety pins and heating up food. BoJack brings a personal touch with a call about sleeping in the car, rounding out a mix of strange and entertaining moments.
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios about not wanting furniture and the ongoing mystery of the “furniture person.” There’s a fun exchange on comparing hotels and spilling seeds, while wastedmemory also brings up neck sizes and fast runners. Dwight adds some wild energy with psychedelic drinks and cricket time. We also tackle splinter removal, human problems, and even the chaos of exchanging currencies. Buckle up for an entertaining ride through these oddball moments!
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This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores the mysteries of the PB toilet. There’s a focus on food, from tracking food records to ensuring eggs for everyone. We also get into the drone drama, including stolen hats and broken eggs, with contributions from Dog Lettuce and CrieFaux. Join us for these offbeat calls and more!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist with tales of bathroom surveys and navigating the world of locksmiths, while Snappy Bakes covers the unexpected antics of hotel twerking. Meanwhile, BoJack discusses the finer points of smoking fee calculations. Whether it’s tackling the mystery of too many edibles, the concept of dream holes, or the nocturnal habits of night squirrels, this episode is filled with laughter and unexpected insights.
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. Wastedmemory joins in with some fun car stuff and later freshens things up with some toilet water humor. SPLink takes us through a bathroom questionnaire, and I tackle the classic groundskeeper’s shoe dilemma. We also revisit the mystery of found house keys multiple times, with contributions from snappy bakes and myself, adding layers to the puzzle. Join us for these and other amusing moments in this episode!
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual employee rash and delve into the steps taken for a rash blood test. Discussions about force fields and trading rags segue into hotel-related shenanigans, including front desk haircuts and guest swap outs. Lux joins us to talk about defense chains and the bizarre idea of eating a baby through a time portal. Snappy Bakes and CrieFaux contribute with insights on snake defenses, weather, and machetes, adding layers of humor and oddity to our conversation.
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a whirlwind of eccentric topics. We kick off with the intricacies of pump maintenance, discussing the quirks of pump fans and the curious concept of counting and doing half pumps. Conversations with old friends bring a nostalgic touch, while the saga of buying and selling hotdogs to regular folks adds a humorous twist. Bait car antics and advice on not getting arrested keep things lively. We also explore the peculiar world of gas, from mail-order options and high gas tolerance to the dangers of bleach gas top-offs. Dwight and DTB join in with tales of shower waffles and the oddities of gas station life. This episode is packed with offbeat stories and laughs, making it a memorable listen.
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In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle a range of quirky and bizarre topics. We start with the strange occurrences of bear encounters, from dealing with a bear in my sister’s room to finding one in my own. There’s wild tales about woodchippers and the intriguing lives of dentists. We also dive into some unique household hacks like using a urine blocker and setting up a bathroom diffuser. There’s a humorous bit on old phone books and the mystery of a missing finger. Lux discusses the delights of nibbling in a bush and the concept of sweet nectar. From casual harassment of guests to the challenges of setting up security cameras, this episode is packed with odd stories and laughs.
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