CORN DOWN Prank Calls

On this CORNDOWN, I start with worrying my dog is going to choke, starting with a small curly, with wastedmemory piling on and making the situation sticky. That leads into a stretch about sandwiches and how they’re made, tracked, questioned, handed off, and sometimes hollow. All the while wastedmemory keeps raising new issues that don’t seem to help. I deal with a strange website dog that keeps reappearing, with whuppy and wasted chiming in on that too. In between, I get stuck on Double Jeopardy with Ashley Judd and Tommy Lee Jones, applying the same kind of reasoning to hotels and dollar stores, just like a big toe that won’t quit. By the end, things blow up into bigger buggs and bigger worries, with Luxapol and whuppy pushing things until it feels just slightly not normal. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this CORNDOWN we start with a stretch about flagpoles that spirals into access issues once wastedmemory jumps in. From there we move into phone use, online photos including people, and a long microwave stint that somehow turns into a serious issue with violent foil and pants. Wastedmemory discovers how hard turning fifteen thousand dollars is, and whuppy turns in the whole room. By the end, we’re all just a little more confused than before. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this CORNDOWN, I start with a run of calls where I try to get people to guess my weight, while whuppy jumps in with his own twist on the “same pants” problem that plagues hotels. That pushes me to snap and leads to all kinds of smoking-the-hotel trouble and a short streak of pirate-themed nonsense before we drift into a long stretch about pillows. Taking pillows, pillow punishment, taking other peoples pillows as punishment, etc. somehow making each version more normal than the last. From there, things shift into people forgetting food, paying things forward and takin things back again, snapping stuff, talking crazy, and wondering where the fry guy went. By the end, it’s bathroom disasters, strange menu punishments, and getting hit with sticks for reasons, which is also normal. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I explore the idea of doing things in threes and spend some time trying to protect products, with whuppy and buccshot adding their own takes. We spend a lot of time estimating and assessing, which very naturally leads into things like potato hands and hotel transcripts. Totally normal, I promise. Towards the end, I do some Beyoncés, Tiff extracts crititical corporate espionage information, and we recieve concerning mysterious emails, which possibly should not be believed. Jame closes it out with a looping situation that feels like we’ve been down this path before. But it’s NORMAL. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This episode runs on the same kind of chaotic mall-parking-lot energy as the others. There’s a cat hanging around outside, dad’s trying to go viral, and opting to believe bushes may be persons. There are private-investigator vibes, weird mouth problems, floating-in-water food, and a lot of DIYing that feels like someone is making up rules as they go. Teeth keep disappearing, multiplying, or getting counted, and the Fry Guy hasn’t been heard from in a while. Overall, it’s people trying to manage totally normal situations while slipping into strange little confirmed governmental conspiracies. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this CORNDOWN we start with arguing about whether we need emergency blankets or if regular ones work. I try to shave a few seconds off before we get weird with first aid kits, and whuppy gets in trouble for taking too long. A raccoon in a bag shows up, things get spooky and creepy, and I keep getting messed with on the phone even though I’m dry heaving. I aso get police statements for no real reason, catalyst and I try to get our ears fixed, and buccshot keeps circling back to peanuts. By the end I’m stuck to my own clothes, guys are opening doors wrong, and a couple of us try to shave… or at least learn how! This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this CORNDOWN I run into disabled cars over and over, each one worse than the last, while whuppy tries to impose speed limits and ends up talking about Halloween bones. The whole thing drifts into being treated like vampires, spiders, goblins, etc. before we get stuck counting really high room numbers. Somewhere in there, arms get broken and my finger got ripped off at the drive-thru. wastedmemory brings chili into it, of course, and Tifff and fuzzy make things worse with spider eggs and potatoes. It closes out with some typical ghosts in the chili, a pepperoni mistake and I just try to get parked without causing more trouble. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN starts with me trying to report some accomplices to unwilling management, and whuppy uncovers a brown leather jacket man incident. Next I take a data dump or two and things get weird fast with loose files, Walmart bags, and papers being served back and forth like it’s a courtroom. There’s far too much milk, and far too few crackheads, with buccshot puffing away in the 420 zone while I look for a way out (so I can find a way back in). Catalyst shows up with freezer food and bedbug problems, whuppy gets a drive-thru dog involved, and it all ends with mysterious pictures and one last messy data dump that doesn’t make anything better. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN starts with people trying to smoke in my glasses. Whuppy brings soup issues into the mix, such as who’s eating it, who’s spilling it, and which employees are making a mess of my glasses with it. Everything gets foggy, soup related and otherwise, and before long we’re talking about early refills, and prescriptions onions. wastedmemory and I get wrapped up in more prescription issues and debating if Wendy’s should make you a little sick, while Tifff experiments with recreational potatoes. By the end, shirts get stained by pants, food gets found, we get sick again, and everyone learns an important lesson about soup. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this CORNDOWN I keep getting stuck at a Wendy’s with no drive-thru and trying to prove I’m certified for something while also deleting my Facebook over and over because people keep saying they saw someone who looks just like me. Paper becomes an issue as I try to use it as plates, then wastedmemory shows up and we get into receipts and documents to get a sandwich across state lines or avoid a taser. Whuppy runs into random guys and Buckshot deals with a rude delivery driver.Then I learn how to flush in the hotel, it’s as easy as a snake. Then, with Fuzzy’s help, I also learn to turn on the TV. To close it out Buckshot rides fingerboards in the lobby, and Tifff composts who-knows-what in her hotel room. Overall it’s rated Normal/10. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN starts with me questioning the flavor of a bag while whuppy keeps being normal in every way he can think of. Things get sexual with sour cream on my pants, and slide quickly into soaked chicken, plumbers in the bathroom, and a lot of broken or confused sandwiches trying to figure out what they actually want. There’s a whole back and forth about fries being the same as sandwiches, extra versus more, and even hotdog buns getting dragged into it. Later, I’m accusing people of working at Walmart, I get some help carrying a chair, and Bucc gets in trouble for dipping in chili while whuppy gets a prescriptions for potatoes. It all ends with all kinds of stuff stuck in bags, great guys getting muted, and buccshot finding tiny skateboards while I swear I saw a raccoon. I love you. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN starts an inch big before sandwich problems that get taped, but user engagement is too low to continue operations. Due to the low engagement I get involved with a new AI image board, while buccshot finds an important screw and I find branded batteries, which is a great way to get a reaction. For clicks and views.Things get extra weird after that. Whuppy has a twenty minute call where the woman says nothing but who, what, when, where, why, and sometimes how. Its excessive. Later, in what’s becoming a regular segment, Cloutmaster weighs in on what’s ethical or not. Things start hatching, fingerprints come up, and somewhere in there I’m getting hats compliments, not sure why. K2 starts talking about hugs that might involve a cigarette, and everyone wants in. Snappy bakes and I bring in some suspicious bed noises, Fuzzy reverses the air conditioning, and buccshot closes it out with fingerboard sounds, and the last call. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN keeps circling back to keys, losing them, someone else finding them, cops and even dogs getting involved, and wastedmemory chasing them down in his own ways. The magic rabbit stuff runs right alongside it, with them appearing, disappearing, and even coming out of hats thanks to whuppy. We bounce into odd jobs and hotel problems, from sieves and TV people to being forced to apply for jobs we don’t want, all while wastedmemory endures Mario music in the background. The rest of the crew drops in too: snappy bakes with toilet keys and cardboard food, Lux with Teletubbies, buccshot talking alternate dimensions, Cloutmaster debating ethics, and Hootis helping me track down keys at work. It winds down with me and wastedmemory trying to be professional on the phone but never quite pulling it off. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN kinda sucks. I start off losing my phone, wallet, keys, and even the car. Shopping carts keep getting tangled, sucking in keys, or smashing into things, with wastedmemory stepping in to make it even worse by trying to disengage buggies and change the batteries before they get sucked into my car. Also I am wearing a wire for reasons I can’t discuss, then the food calls start with sneezing on burgers, food that sound like crickets near wooded areas at dusk, plus my chili lid gets stuck. Whuppy shows up with bread that could bend light, while catalyst brings a boneless potato that turns into a prize for me more than once. Snappy bakes gets beef patties in the wrong shape, chili sucks up in my keys, and Tifff drops in with a soda half full of spiders. It all rounds out with wastedmemory mixing spaghetti while buccshot proudly declares he has found chili the best in America. It just sucks. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN kicks off with someone messing around across the street while wastedmemory gets caught up in some kind of strange sensation, and before long we’re both tangled in all kinds of burger problems. From long ones to corrupt fry cooks to a full-on burger school interaction. Things shift when I start pushing buttons about thermostats and age limits and when life begins at fast food spots, with wastedmemory bribing his way through and even bringing towels to keep things going. Of course there’s hotel calls, with me losing track of room numbers, bad access codes, busted air conditioners, and a few garbage setups while whuppy and snappy bakes pile on with their own check-in headaches. Later, cigarettes keep coming up, sometimes just giving them away, sometimes tied up with gambling or worse. Then the grease theme takes over, with wastedmemory, whuppy, and even Tifff all dragging animals, chickens, and bacon oil into the mix before buccshot shuts it down at the end. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this CORNDOWN I get started talking about the hassle of maintaining one’s own hotel rooms and how much money it seems to pull right out of my own pocket, with wastedmemory chiming in about his own mix-ups at a couple of different and/or same places. We drift into some strange normal sounding calls, where I keep getting calls from the nineties and he jumps ahead into Y2K and beyond. A lot of the middle turns into an obsession with me trying to figure out who’s wearing a hat, whuppy weighing in with his own Jim Hat checks, and some people flat-out denying hats. From there it spreads out into food problems, like odd burgers, rubberized stuff, and I get pinned down. Toward the end, everyone gets in on it: ButtEye shows up looking for a boyfriend, Matthew4 has tomatoes and lag, snappy bakes and whuppy argue systems and names, and I close out with drive-thru hat checks one last time. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This one is a slow start with failed boat houseguest problems, there’s talk of medical violence, and appreciation comes across in uncomfortable ways. Eventually we get going when food turns up stuffed in shoes, pockets, even wallets. There’s a slight obsession with stoves and bricks cooking eggs. Then Denny’s gets some classic bribes, we run into fake versions of their food, and wasted gets sick from found leftovers. Whuppy gets his first broken leg, we uncover ghostly kitchens, goat salmon, and haunted burritos. It’s good. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode luggage bags get grabbed, cars seized, hotel rooms snatched up, even food is being treated like it doesn’t belong to you. There are calls about future reservations, with people talking, conversating, chatting and confusing the front desk. Insurance rates get bumped, a smoke alarm goes off, and someone promises me this idea of guaranteed internet fame. Other normal things like cat ointment, copper wire, and carbon-fiber food get discussed normally. Burgers get tossed and refunded, because you have to, and I end up “married” by mistake. Of course, even the government shows up to claim a room. It’s all about losing control of your own stuff in funny original normal good ways. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This episode has food mistakes like fingernails ripped out, hair eaten, roofing nails swallowed, even takeout containers consumed. Broken tools and food that won’t heat or get wet bleed into static bananas and political Tesla disputes. A couple floors get stepped on. Identity theft spreads through hotels and mirrors, while accounts close, tests fail, and glass exits cut things short. Pit Pigs (regular and electric) get brought with us, giving the show an extended end. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN kicks off with basic skills missing. I can’t read, wasted can’t ride a bike, and it spirals into family silence and awkward callback requests. People lurk by windows, sometimes sipping coffee, sometimes plotting, while magnetic food keeps reappearing. There’s car insurance drama at a Denny’s, elevator bites, and windows breaking in normal revenge circumstances. Dumpster hiding gives way to surreal toilet power, more aggressive elevators, and a deep unease about Jeeps, complete with broken protocols and scary sightings. Corporate policies clash with human quirks, sons are identified (or not), hair gets pulled, and someone always seems to be taking a rip off something. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com