CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This CORNDOWN starts an inch big before sandwich problems that get taped, but user engagement is too low to continue operations. Due to the low engagement I get involved with a new AI image board, while buccshot finds an important screw and I find branded batteries, which is a great way to get a reaction. For clicks and views.Things get extra weird after that. Whuppy has a twenty minute call where the woman says nothing but who, what, when, where, why, and sometimes how. Its excessive. Later, in what’s becoming a regular segment, Cloutmaster weighs in on what’s ethical or not. Things start hatching, fingerprints come up, and somewhere in there I’m getting hats compliments, not sure why. K2 starts talking about hugs that might involve a cigarette, and everyone wants in. Snappy bakes and I bring in some suspicious bed noises, Fuzzy reverses the air conditioning, and buccshot closes it out with fingerboard sounds, and the last call. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN keeps circling back to keys, losing them, someone else finding them, cops and even dogs getting involved, and wastedmemory chasing them down in his own ways. The magic rabbit stuff runs right alongside it, with them appearing, disappearing, and even coming out of hats thanks to whuppy. We bounce into odd jobs and hotel problems, from sieves and TV people to being forced to apply for jobs we don’t want, all while wastedmemory endures Mario music in the background. The rest of the crew drops in too: snappy bakes with toilet keys and cardboard food, Lux with Teletubbies, buccshot talking alternate dimensions, Cloutmaster debating ethics, and Hootis helping me track down keys at work. It winds down with me and wastedmemory trying to be professional on the phone but never quite pulling it off. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN kinda sucks. I start off losing my phone, wallet, keys, and even the car. Shopping carts keep getting tangled, sucking in keys, or smashing into things, with wastedmemory stepping in to make it even worse by trying to disengage buggies and change the batteries before they get sucked into my car. Also I am wearing a wire for reasons I can’t discuss, then the food calls start with sneezing on burgers, food that sound like crickets near wooded areas at dusk, plus my chili lid gets stuck. Whuppy shows up with bread that could bend light, while catalyst brings a boneless potato that turns into a prize for me more than once. Snappy bakes gets beef patties in the wrong shape, chili sucks up in my keys, and Tifff drops in with a soda half full of spiders. It all rounds out with wastedmemory mixing spaghetti while buccshot proudly declares he has found chili the best in America. It just sucks. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN kicks off with someone messing around across the street while wastedmemory gets caught up in some kind of strange sensation, and before long we’re both tangled in all kinds of burger problems. From long ones to corrupt fry cooks to a full-on burger school interaction. Things shift when I start pushing buttons about thermostats and age limits and when life begins at fast food spots, with wastedmemory bribing his way through and even bringing towels to keep things going. Of course there’s hotel calls, with me losing track of room numbers, bad access codes, busted air conditioners, and a few garbage setups while whuppy and snappy bakes pile on with their own check-in headaches. Later, cigarettes keep coming up, sometimes just giving them away, sometimes tied up with gambling or worse. Then the grease theme takes over, with wastedmemory, whuppy, and even Tifff all dragging animals, chickens, and bacon oil into the mix before buccshot shuts it down at the end. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

On this CORNDOWN I get started talking about the hassle of maintaining one’s own hotel rooms and how much money it seems to pull right out of my own pocket, with wastedmemory chiming in about his own mix-ups at a couple of different and/or same places. We drift into some strange normal sounding calls, where I keep getting calls from the nineties and he jumps ahead into Y2K and beyond. A lot of the middle turns into an obsession with me trying to figure out who’s wearing a hat, whuppy weighing in with his own Jim Hat checks, and some people flat-out denying hats. From there it spreads out into food problems, like odd burgers, rubberized stuff, and I get pinned down. Toward the end, everyone gets in on it: ButtEye shows up looking for a boyfriend, Matthew4 has tomatoes and lag, snappy bakes and whuppy argue systems and names, and I close out with drive-thru hat checks one last time. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This one is a slow start with failed boat houseguest problems, there’s talk of medical violence, and appreciation comes across in uncomfortable ways. Eventually we get going when food turns up stuffed in shoes, pockets, even wallets. There’s a slight obsession with stoves and bricks cooking eggs. Then Denny’s gets some classic bribes, we run into fake versions of their food, and wasted gets sick from found leftovers. Whuppy gets his first broken leg, we uncover ghostly kitchens, goat salmon, and haunted burritos. It’s good. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

In this episode luggage bags get grabbed, cars seized, hotel rooms snatched up, even food is being treated like it doesn’t belong to you. There are calls about future reservations, with people talking, conversating, chatting and confusing the front desk. Insurance rates get bumped, a smoke alarm goes off, and someone promises me this idea of guaranteed internet fame. Other normal things like cat ointment, copper wire, and carbon-fiber food get discussed normally. Burgers get tossed and refunded, because you have to, and I end up “married” by mistake. Of course, even the government shows up to claim a room. It’s all about losing control of your own stuff in funny original normal good ways. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This episode has food mistakes like fingernails ripped out, hair eaten, roofing nails swallowed, even takeout containers consumed. Broken tools and food that won’t heat or get wet bleed into static bananas and political Tesla disputes. A couple floors get stepped on. Identity theft spreads through hotels and mirrors, while accounts close, tests fail, and glass exits cut things short. Pit Pigs (regular and electric) get brought with us, giving the show an extended end. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN kicks off with basic skills missing. I can’t read, wasted can’t ride a bike, and it spirals into family silence and awkward callback requests. People lurk by windows, sometimes sipping coffee, sometimes plotting, while magnetic food keeps reappearing. There’s car insurance drama at a Denny’s, elevator bites, and windows breaking in normal revenge circumstances. Dumpster hiding gives way to surreal toilet power, more aggressive elevators, and a deep unease about Jeeps, complete with broken protocols and scary sightings. Corporate policies clash with human quirks, sons are identified (or not), hair gets pulled, and someone always seems to be taking a rip off something. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This one feels like a crime scene slowly unraveling in a Denny’s. It starts with evidence bags piling up, with Fabian schemes in the background, and suspicious amounts of high numbers of teeth-related reports coming in. All I know is, Denny’s is at the heart of it all. Soups and slams getting mixed or unmixed, even zodiac signs somehow coming into play. Police trespass becomes a recurring issue, hinting at either botched investigations or an ongoing standoff between the police and Denny’s patrons. Plates and glasses break (doesn’t matter who’s fault), foreign objects turn up, and meals get swapped out in strange trades. There’s a sense of strategy with more Fabian-style delays mixed with sudden panic button presses. By the end, between tip scams, Wendy’s juiciness, and more evidence than anyone can reasonably store, it’s hard to tell if this was ever about solving a mystery or just creating a new one. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This set starts with sandwiches getting painted yellow. It moves into conflict inside the CD players, which probably shouldn’t cause that much tension unless the employee is flirting. Then sandwiches take over. There’s a lot of confusion: who’s touching them, whose sandwich it even is, whether they’re being shared, stolen, burned, or just sat on. Fries and soda catch fire too. The vibe is paranoia and possibly arson. Squirrels show up with violent intent, with unexpected closures, premonitions, and maybe even a murder tally. Naked smoking, strange room guests, and fake relationships round things out in a way that feels a little too normal. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN spins out of control fast, starting with employees being used,possibly emotionally or logistically. That spirals into apple smoking, which feels both literal and like a stand-in for some deeper, metaphorical meaning. But it’s just an apple. There’s tension with police, as usual, something about raspberries being missing, and a whole subplot around someone named Jessica and her Arby’s. Chairs are being moved like they’re forbidden. As things crack further, you get dogs with rabies, chain-based boiler punishments, electrical tape fixes, and meat that might not be okay to eat. Someone’s offering help, but nobody’s actually there. It’s lonely, chaotic, and weird. Just like me. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This CORNDOWN follows a steady escalation of penny-based activity. Tossing, spreading, dropping them in lobbies, even turning them into some kind of mortar or protest or something. There’s also a lot of poor employee driving, repeated and increasingly dramatic, including crashes or wild maneuvering. Meanwhile, there’s gum in my son’s fries, sketchy food combos, and someone handing out slips of paper like they’re evidence. Then ButtEye tries for a fake romantic setup, and there’s a few unusual attempts at entry through windows. By the end, it all folds into pet adoption talk, vape complaints, elevator confusion, and we all get grounded. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

A strangely intimate look at breakfast and violence—sometimes at the same time. We start with a couple rounds of Ice Cream b/w Violence, bounce through some hotel knob evaluations and best room competitions, and land in a series of escalating calls for just breakfast that spiral into close-quarters smoking and theoretical violence. Blankets and towels get mixed up with paper-based aggression, and wuppy demands breakfast with increasing urgency. Repeated shocks—from outlets and ice cream alike—lead into the mysterious saga of hickeys which somehow gets several calls. Things wrap up with hotel canaries, emotional manipulation, and the always-dangerous offering of the benefit of the doubt. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

This one drifts from smoky basements to crumbling online identities. We kick things off with turkey bacon, home smokers, and a lot of weird cigarette gas complaints—some of which seem to involve store employees just absolutely refusing to acknowledge reality. wastedmemory digs into forgotten MySpace alternatives while snappy bakes insists on the existence of “vanilla mothballs.” We spiral into mothball hell before resurfacing for stories about white circles, questionable plumbing, and whatever ends up being the reason for us being there. ButtEye shows up with some bathroom thoughts, wuppy runs into dirty dish problems, and there’s a brief flirtation with jail time, probably over party pricing. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com