Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

113 - Back From Tour and Ready For More

We are back from tour and ready to talk all about it! We are so grateful for all of you campers who showed up to the Strip Mall Tease Tour.  STRIP MALL TEASE TOUR TICKETS: https://linktr.ee/zzzachariahWant BONUS CONTENT? Join ou r PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Go to uncommongoods.com/camp and get 15% off!  This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

11-19
01:19:36

I Was Born Without A Sense of Smell - Trail Mix #60

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who wants to breakup with her roommate, a camper who was born without the sense of smell, and a girl who received a chilling LinkedIn DM from her professor.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

11-17
30:35

112 - Camp Meatball (with Snooki and Deena)

It's MEATBALL DAY! In this episode of Camp Counselors, we’re joined by two legends from Jersey Shore, Snooki and Deena! They spill all the tea on the latest Jersey Shore Family Vacation drama, tell us about their unforgettable pizza-making adventures in Italy, and our last messy meatball day together. Be sure to listen to The Meatball Pod wherever you get your podcasts!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Go to MeUndies.com/counselors and use code counselors This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp  Works Cited:➜ Stewart Lewis. “Canadian Military Vet Saved by Bear Who Jumped on His Chest so Hard during Heart Attack That It Left Paw Prints.” National Post, 19 Sept. 2024.➜ Good News Network Staff. “18 Month-Old Bloodhound Wins 2024 Hero Dog Awards for Saving Lives and Solving Crimes.” Good News Network, 9 Nov. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

11-12
01:26:59

You Stuck A Glow Stick WHERE?! - Trail Mix #59

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a truly nasty confession involving a glow stick, a concert ticket that tore a friendship apart, and a camper who lost a fight against an airport escalator.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Go to greenchef.com/camp50 and USE CODE camp50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

11-10
33:53

111 - Don't Lie! You Drank The Juice!

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about food poisoning, the great Orange Juice Debate, Zenon The Girl of the 21st Centruy, and so much more. Batteries not included.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Head to uncommongoods.com/camp to get 15% off your gift! This Episode is Sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp  Works Cited:➜ Rose McQueen. “I’m a Celebrity 2024 Faces Chaos as Camp Is ’invaded by Poisonous Creatures.” InsideNewsHub, 1 Nov. 2024.➜ Charlotte Graham-McLay. “A New Zealand City Waves Goodbye to Its ‘disturbing’ Giant Hand Sculpture That Many Came to Love.” AP News, AP News, 31 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

11-05
01:06:34

My Gym Teacher's Stinky Secret - Trail Mix #58

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about how Apple Airpods broke a camper's heart and then saved her from years of wasting her time, a confession from a high school gym teacher with a stinky secret, and an international trip that caused a contagious commotion.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

11-03
33:15

110 - Fighting For My Life in the Punta Cana Airport

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about Zachariah's time in Punta Cana, Jonathan's wedding trip to Myrtle Beach, Beethoven, another TikTok Shop scam, and so much more!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods. Head to uncommongoods.com/camp to get 15% off your gift! Works Cited:➜ Claire Rush. “It’s Almost Halloween. That Means It’s Time for a Bat Beauty Contest.” AP News, AP News, 26 Oct. 2024.➜ David Chiu. “Man Was Missing for a Month in National Park, but His Mom Never Lost Hope. Then He Was Found Alive (Exclusive).” People Magazine, PEOPLE, 26 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-30
01:05:48

Series of Scandalous Events at the Police Station - Trail Mix #57

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hookup but the family gets involved, a series of scandalous events occurring at the police station, and a tale that is truly vom dot com.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-28
31:43

109 - Gigglemug Ghouls

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this spooktacular Halloween episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the ghoulies who deserve better this spooky season, a gang of raccoons, the Babadook working at Sweetgreen, and so much more!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Works Cited:➜ Kyle Melnick. “Joshua the Goat Escapes, Medals in Canadian Town’s Half Marathon.” The Washington Post, The Washington Post, 30 Sept. 2024.➜ Victor Mather. “Woman Calls 911 When 100 Aggressive Raccoons Show up in Her Yard.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 10 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-23
01:00:36

He Won’t Stop Buying Me FAKE Designer Bags - Trail Mix #56

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a boyfriend who loves to shop on the black market, a nightmare under the golden arches, and a cheeky camper with her dumptruck on display at Walgreens.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-21
31:03

108 - At Home Plastic Surgery (I Bought Mouth Tape)

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about non-negotiables in our dream home, mouth tape, Zachariah's troubling times before a doctor's visit, Maggie Rogers, and so much more.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Go to MeUndies.com/counselors for 20% off, plus free shipping. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp to get 10% off your first month. Works Cited:➜ Jake Zuckerman. “Post Office Returns Letter Stuck behind Drawer 48 Years Later.” BBC News, 6 Oct. 2024.➜ Hank Sanders. “Boot Found at Everest Could Be from Climber Who Vanished 100 Years Ago.” The New York Times, 12 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs:Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media:Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-16
01:12:45

Your Roommate Did WHAT With Your Cat?! - Trail Mix #55

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper's terrible mother-in-law, a tale of a missing cat with a twist you will NOT see coming, and a terribly gassy sleep study.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp SongsSpotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social MediaCamp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-14
34:39

107 - We Drove 217 Miles To See The Script And The PEZ Factory

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about visiting the Pez factory, Calvin Klein's ex boyfriend, moth balls, Avril Lavigne being a rock chick, and so much more.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to BetterHelp.com/camp to get 10% off your first month. Works Cited:➜ Steve Hartman. “Man Thought about Scaling Back Halloween Display until It Became a Surprising Source of Joy to a Cancer Patient.” CBS News, CBS Interactive, 27 Sept. 2024.➜ Noyes, Dan. “Calvin Klein’s Ex Became a Nightmare Tenant, Santa Rosa Couple Says.” ABC7 San Francisco, 2 Oct. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! - Camp Songs -Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape - Social Media -Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-09
01:20:26

Barred Out at Forever 21 - Trail Mix #54

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper who led a fantastical life of smoke and mirrors online, a camper caught in a poultry predicament, an absurd story of a camper taking a pill at a mall, and a college student who found themselves in a root beer ruckus.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode is sponsored by Factor. Go to FactorMeals.com/camp50 and use code camp50 t o get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box.  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp SongsSpotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape Social MediaCamp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-07
34:31

106 - A Pernicious Night Without Taylor Swift

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the FX premiere with Mama Kelce, a gassy Nobel prize winner, an Airbnb that requires you to work while you stay, the art of tamborine, and so much more.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Works Cited:➜ Issy Ronald. “Scientists Who Discovered Mammals Can Breathe through Their Anuses Receive Ig Nobel Prize.” CNN Science, Cable News Network, 13 Sept. 2024.➜ Lauren Beavis. “Pretty Airbnb Has Two Year Waiting List despite Guests Being Put to Work.” The Mirror UK, 18 Sept. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! - Camp Songs -Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape - Social Media -Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

10-02
01:10:04

Pantsless with A Broken Ankle In The Bounce House - Trail Mix #53

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper dealing with a screamer, a date with a major celebrity's son, a videographer at a funeral, and a bounce house story that will have you wanting to bounce off the face of the Earth.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! - Camp Songs -Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape - Social Media -Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

09-30
36:22

105 - I'm Visibly Upset But I'm Pushing Through

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about our time meeting the Golden Bachelorette Joan Vassos, embarrassing themselves at high tea, sticky toffee pudding, and so much more!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Works Cited:➜ Yvonne Juris. “Lego Stuck in Arizona Resident’s Nose for 26 Years Finally Dislodged: ‘I Can Smell Colors Now.’” New York Post, 19 Sept. 2024.➜ Molly Magennis. “Sydney Homeowner’s Ingenious Solution to People Peeing in His Driveway.” 7NEWS, 18 Sept. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! - Camp Songs -Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape - Social Media -Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

09-25
01:10:44

Tuna In Every Crevice of my Body - Trail Mix #52

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a hot bride who was vindicated at her own wedding, a sticky situation with a wax lady, a surprise Tuna Reviewna that went terribly wrong, and a Nerfgun that caused $200,000 in damages and a lifetime supply of trauma for one camper.Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! - Camp Songs -Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape - Social Media -Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter 

09-23
34:24

104 - The Wig Heist at Disney On Ice

In this episode of Camp Counselors, we are talking about the stolen wigs from Disney on Ice, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Ruffles chips, and so much more!Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON!  This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by TaskRabbit. To get 15% off your first task, go to TaskRabbit.com and use promo code camp Works Cited:➜ John Hayes. “‘I Didn’t Know’: OKC Woman Ends up with Stolen Wigs from Disney on Ice Performers.” NewsNation, KFOR NewsNation, 13 Sept. 2024.➜ The Canadian Press. “Woman Facing Assault with a Weapon Charge Says She Was Having a Water Gun Fight with a Child | CBC News.” CBCnews, CBC/Radio Canada, 13 Sept. 2024. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! - Camp Songs -Spotify PlaylistYouTube PlaylistSammich's Secret Mixtape - Social Media -Camp Counselors TikTokCamp Counselors InstagramCamp Counselors FacebookCamp Counselors Twitter  

09-18
01:12:55

I Called 911 After Taking A Laxative - Trail Mix #51

In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read submitted stories about a camper egging her boss's house, a summer camp revenge story, a laxative that caused quite the commotion, and a truly scary story that ends with one person in jail and another six feet under. This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by MeUndies. Visit https://MeUndies.com/counselors to get 20% off your first purchase! This episode of Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month! Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselorsSubmit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories at campcounselorspodcast.com Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0riCamp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2oYDvLR8zGn8t8rS0q_umm8JCamp Counselors TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@campcounselorspodCamp Counselors Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/campcounselorspod/Camp Counselors Twitter: https://twitter.com/_campcounselors  

09-16
38:39

Justina Pfister

I did giggle, lol

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Jennifer Xara

I'm crying laughing about vegetable oil. thank you for making my day great

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Jalain Tomes

Just listened to this Podcast. My friend turned me on to you guys. I'm so glad you two love Cincinnati. I live in Fairfield a few miles away from "The Jungle". That's what locals call it. It's like an adult field trip...lol. Hope you get back soon 😍

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