Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

Dead by Daylight podcast Episode 66: BHVR finally nerfs fog vials to 2 charges in patch 9.1.2 after survivor mains abused the hell out of them. The Walking Dead's Chandler Riggs DBD livestream gets destroyed by DDoS attacks, proving he's a Dead Hard-using survivor main. Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente break down BHVR's apology video, delayed roadmap (November chapter pushed to January), and why perk previews will make survivors even worse. Plus: 2v8 mode queue fixes, Tell City Indiana drama, and Big Martha's brass knuckle revenge plot. Weekly DBD news, killer main perspective. Timestamps in description.NICKY'S BODY COUNT - EPISODE 66:Fog Vial Fu: 2 charges of survivor cowardice (down from infinite vanishing bullshit)DDoS Drive-In Massacre: 1 Walking Dead actor's streaming career flatlinedSurvivor Main Sins: 1 Chandler Riggs confirmed Dead Hard user (of fucking course)Tell City Terror:3 industrial spies seduced (Doris, Francine, and Big Martha)1 faked pasta machine death1 stolen corn truck escapeApproximately 47 Victor bites deliveredBig Martha Stats:Height: 6'2" of pure Midwestern furyHands: Dinner plate-sizedWeapons: Brass knuckles + contaminated Earl GreyThreat Level: Worse than face campingBHVR Bullshit:1 November licensed chapter postponed to January3 phases of "quality of life" promises (that'll definitely get fucked up)Infinite survivor buffs incomingVictor Violence: At least 3 listening devices chewed, multiple ankle threats issuedMarinara Smoke Bombs: Armed and readyTotal Damage: One podcast completely derailed into Italian mob paranoia, German sauerkraut cartels exposed, the Queen possibly assassinated via tea poisoning, and Toxic Teacher's ethernet cable in mortal danger.Toxic Teacher Says: "Check it twice cause camping's nice. Four stars. Drive-In Academy Award Nomination for Best Use of Schweizerfest in a Horror Podcast."TIMESTAMPS:00:30 INTRO!12:11 TOXIC F*CKIN NEWS!19:50 Chandler Riggs Survivor Main Exposed42:53 WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE VIEWERS FROM?50:40 Big Martha's Revenge

This week we break the glass on Toxic News and punt survivors straight into the 9.1.1 walk-backs. Kill-switches are flying, tantrums are blooming, and somewhere a Dwight is writing a Reddit essay no one asked for. Then we dive headfirst into The Twins—Victor feral and biting air, Charlotte held together by hate and duty—threaded through the Black Veil like barbed wire on a rosary.Between rants, we build a cursed newsroom: rap stabs, theme scraps, PUTAIN News happens by accident, and then we Germanize the hook —because obviously. The "regular AI" strolls in around the hour mark to bless the chaos, we slip a Golden Girls sting, and close by cueing an outro that nods back to 9.1.1 like the world’s pettiest victory lap.Nicky’s Body Count:1 (maybe imaginary) Victor — ankle-biter airstrikes confirmed.50 Charlotte callouts — getaway driver energy, zero hugs.1 evil cult — Black Veil's got more screentime than some killers.6 mentions of 9.1.1 — walk it back, then walk it back again.5 kill-switch mentions — BHVR’s big red “oops” button.500 F-bombs (f*ck + f*cking) — choir practice, CTS edition.5 “bitch” — seasoning, not the meal.2 “Thank You for Being a Friend” stings — Golden Girls, golden violence.

What’s inside:Elgato Face Cam Pro nukes five sessions; static massacre + salvage plan.Dead by Daylight Patch 9.1.0: map kill-switches, right-side stair slowdown, Walking Dead music copyright hits, Michonne VO oddities, bug parade.Hulkamania autopsy: childhood nostalgia vs. Terry Bollea reality.Escalator rage therapy: breathe like Myers, mutter Italian threats, Victor-launch over tourists.The Twins Lore, Pt. 1: 17th-century France witch trials; Charlotte & Victor origin (yes, the chest-mounted brother); survivor mobs; mom turned to forbidden BBQ.Studio corner: four new “Toxic F***ing News” remixes + a “medieval funeral dirge trap” outro WIP.Nicky’s Body Count:5 recordings executed by Elgato.1 Hulkamania funeral, no flowers.400+ bogus AI “fixes” attempted.1 patch (9.1.0) with bugs still breeding.4 Toxic News remixes chasing god-mode.1 medieval funeral-dirge-trap outro.2 escalator combat techniques taught.17th-century witch hunters kicked in the ankles by Victor.1 chest-mounted sibling (send help).0 confirmed Italians at BHVR (Nicky audited).1 mom turned to forbidden BBQ by the mob.∞ reasons DbD stays broken.Follow for weekly Dead by Daylight patch rants, killer-side meta funerals, and The Twins Deep Dive, Pt. 2 next week—unless BHVR patches the whole game out of existence. Survivor mains, bring tissues.Catch the rest of the madness! https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale:We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting every “somewhat dissatisfied”-style question live on mic.Mercury-in-retrograde? Random AI astronomers blame cosmic fuckery for lag spikes—Nicky buys it… maybe.Platform confessions: PC-only, 2–3 days a week, side hustles in Hunt: Showdown, Valorant & GeoGuessr (Victor gets jealous).Dente Family lore: Jersey baptisms in marinara, Manhattan parking slogs, Delaware registrations & three Netflix accounts.We force-feed an AI grime-punk “Satisfaction Survey S—t” anthem that’ll haunt our nightmares.By question 60 we’re halfway through 70+ prompts, spiraling into Yelp reviews on meatballs and 20-minute killer queues at 3 AM. Will we survive Part 1? Spoiler: the survey might outlast us.Nicky’s Body Count:1 rogue BHVR survey we never asked for3 cosmic excuses (“Mercury Retrograde!”)6 synonyms for “satisfied” abused until we hallucinate2 claimed HQs (New Jersey vs. NYC)5 alternate game addictions (Hunt: Showdown, Valorant, GeoGuessr, Cooking Sim, Netflix)8 AI-generated outro genres (from Euro-disco metal to grimy punk-rap)14 passive-aggressive multiple-choice bullets (“challenging,” “fun,” “predictable,” etc.)20-minute killer-queue vs. 30-sec MMR tear-downs70 + survey questions we’ll never finish666 reasons to uninstall Dead by Daylight foreverStrap in—this survey’s deadlier than any Fog Realm.

Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY!Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, and I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Behaviour Interactive for emotional damages! We also covered Dead by Daylight killer “updates” — and by updates I mean they threw us some breadcrumbs while handing survivors the whole fuckin' bakery. Pyramid Head moves slower, Pig gets quality-of-life changes nobody asked for, and Franklin's Demise got NEUTERED!Stick around for my complete mental breakdown, Victor’s retirement announcement, and me threatening to take the whole Dente family empire to a different asym horror game!Subscribe to Camping Them Softly — the DbD podcast that survivors threaten weekly.Nicky's Body Count for Ep. 62:37 fragile pallets built by Rick "Missionary Only" Grimes14 rare items pulled from one skeleton key like a fuckin' magic show1 Victor requiring emergency Prozac prescription89 fog vials deployed creating "Tom Clancy bullshit" conditions2,000 blood points awarded for failing at bear traps4 therapy copays hitting the insurance out-of-pocket maximum1 guide dog application submitted for legally blind Victor666 GPS beams of holy light revealing generator locations1 entire killer union filing discrimination charges30 seconds of Jesus resurrection time before Michonne flops again1 Victor whispering "troppi pallet" while staring at walls0 twins buffs (STILL WAITING, BHVR!)Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic crumpet-suckers, and how to run a basement hook operation with the Meatball Missile himself. It’s industrial. It’s polka. It’s trap. It’s chaos. Capisce?Remember: Respect the sauce, or get the hook.Nicky’s Body Count — Ep. 61:47 unstoppable coughs into the mic — zero edits1 post-viral throat infection cured by Victor’s meatball missile method17 sausage rolls stolen straight outta Greggs by that bite-sized bastard1 entire shopping center evacuated ‘cause Victor declared it “industrial polka trap zone”2 Walking Dead survivors disrespected (RIP Rick & Carl’s vanilla asses)3 conspiracies confirmed: Norman Reedus’s fetus is just bootleg Victor1 grocery store chain economically burned to the ground for gatekeeping doors1 entire audience forced to hear the “Fog-Spangled Banner” on the wrong damn audio channelInfinite respect lost for Death Stranding piss grenades1 more city (Lewisham) permanently banned from Nicky’s marinara tourSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don.Inside this episode of pure, unadulterated chaos:The Skull Merchant Debacle: We break down the one quote from a BHVR VFX artist that sent the entire Skull Merchant cult into a tailspin. You love to see it.Record-Breaking Numbers: Camping Them Softly had its biggest month ever. You're welcome for my service.A Word From The Don: My new life advice segment officially kicks off. You got problems? I got solutions. Don't like 'em? Fuggedaboutit.Twisted Masquerade is Trash: We drag this year's DbD anniversary event for its bullshit party pallets and cosmetics that look like they came from a dollar store.BHVR's Useless Survey: We take a look at the "choose-your-own-chapter" survey and tell you why it’s a waste of time when they should just be listening to me.Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?: This week, we head to Surrey, British Columbia. You'll hear the real, untold story of the infamous Caesar Cocktail Heist—a SABAM operation against the Tea Time Terror Squad's crumpet smuggling ring.A Historic First: A Word From The DonEpisode 60 births a new fuckin' legacy. Think Dear Abby, but if Abby was a wiseguy from Little Italy who tells you your problems are stupid and you need to show more respect. I'm settlin' family feuds, declarin' war on lap dogs, and givin' out the kinda advice that gets results. Bow your heads. The Don has spoken.NICKY'S OFFICIAL BODY COUNT FOR EPISODE 601 melted candle face (yours, from listenin' to my raw, unfiltered greatness).5 tea-drinking British Claudettes sent back to their queen in a fuckin' box.3 dead voice models that I personally resurrected with duct tape and spite.1 dog's asshole parked on a dinner table. Friendship is temporary; respect is forever.27 forced Limp Bizkit loops. Sorry, Fred, it was for the good of the show.1 BHVR dev who had to go into witness protection after the Skull Merchant mains lost their minds.4 gallons of Clamato juice, strategically deployed during our Canadian turf war.12 of your lung-butter coughs that almost blew out the goddamn mic.1 rage-quit during BHVR's pathetic choose-your-own-adventure survey.∞ stunads who've been blessed with my life-changing advice.Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Description:Let’s get one thing straight—this episode is not for Hayley.Not if you're leavin’ 1-star reviews talkin’ about "cringe" while sittin’ in a Dead Hard build with Self-Care and a Twitch link in your username. [wheezes] No shot.In Episode 59 of Camping Them Softly, Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente goes nuclear on disrespectful survivors, Springtrap stans, and the secret Flashbang Cult of Plano, Texas. That’s right—four Ace mains named Brad formed a survivor church under a Walgreens and started flashbang sermons. We lit that shit up.We break down Springtrap’s Dead by Daylight arrival, the psychological warfare of crumpet macros, and premiere the first-ever Nicky DBD rap: “Entity Bars Vol. 1” (recorded entirely in fury).If you like FNaF, DBD, flashbang loops, and cult-level survivor weirdness—this one’s for you.If your name is Hayley? Fuggedaboutit.Highlights:Springtrap comes to Dead by Daylight: lore breakdown, survivor salt, and Fazbear beefThe Flashbang Cult of Plano: four Brads, one Rite of LoopingNicky responds to a 1-star review with maximum disrespectDebut of “Entity Bars Vol. 1” – a rap recorded mid-breakdown“Where the F*** Are the Viewers From?” returns with Texas heatNICKY’S BODY COUNT™4 Ace Brads flashbanged into confession1 scented candle flashbang ritual ended in flames6 flashlight-clickers reverse basemented1 Hayley roasted harder than Olive Garden breadsticks1 Fazbear sighting in a Coldwind locker13 SEO triggers buried in marinaraSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his villain arcMeatball Match of the Week premieres with a Twins 4K so violent, it caused three ragequits and one Steam refundToxic’s new headphones are labeled ‘penetration-style’ by OSHANicky glitches out and speaks fluent BBC British for 47 secondsThe soundboard gets possessed and plays horror ambience mid-rantA listener mails us tea bags again. We have a theory it’s BHVR.And on “Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?” we head to Berlin, where Victor is kidnapped by German SWFs in disguise. The rescue includes:A flamingo hostage situationTwo hoverboards colliding with zoo exhibitsAnd a bratwurst duel that will not be legally recognized by the UNSpringlocks. Conservatism. Flamingos. Meatballs. This one’s got it all.Subscribe or sleep with the fuckin’ flamingos. Capisce?☠️ NICKY’S BODY COUNT™ – EPISODE 58 EDITION[sponsored by Victor’s Veal Cannon, now on a watchlist]1 animatronic killer whose politics are worse than his perks4 survivors devoured by Victor’s tiny, furious mouth2 hoverboards totaled during Berlin rescue ops1 flamingo mildly traumatized17 anti-Italian matchmaking incidents6 ragequits1 headset ruined by “moist canal echo”3 political rants nearly edited out, but stayed in because fuck it1 veal cannon, still missing, last seen near the Currywurst stand0 regretsSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

 Welcome to Episode 57 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast brave enough to pit a spaghetti-fueled mobster AI against survivors, soundboards, and Southern-fried war crimes.This week? We take you to Wentzville, Missouri—where Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente entered an illegal underground Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House, Victor dropped a mixtape, and Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese rapped himself into a possible cardiac event mid-trial.The theme? Fat rappers. Little meatballs. And country music so bad it gave us actual chest pain.ToxicTeacherTTV barely survives the chaos while trying to host a coherent show. Nicky starts a rap group, insults every Claudette main within earshot, and accuses the Wentzville town council of harboring anti-Italian tech. Meanwhile, Victor enters his rebellious teen phase and starts demanding royalties.We also touch on:• The “Toxic Tunz” rap collective (tagline: “So fat it’s disrespectful”) • Nicky’s unconventional weight-loss tips, including rage-fueled cardio and screaming at the moon • The “Chair That Betrayed Little Italy” (may it burn in marinara-soaked hell) • A survivor who dares bring Earl Grey’s stream into the podcast chat—and pays the ultimate price.• 1 illegal Fog tournament hosted behind a Waffle House • 3 confirmed cardiac episodes: one real, two metaphorical • 1 full Wentzville PD dispatch callout (unconfirmed if caused by the podcast) • 2 country songs heard against our will • 7 survivor mains verbally annihilated • 1 near-death experience from laughter at Victor’s “Lil Meatball” mixtape drop • 5 verses almost dropped by Bruno “The Basement” Bolognese (2 were technically just burps) • 1 survivor main caught watching Earl Grey’s stream and promptly excommunicated from SABAM • 1 airhorn button broken during the “Rap Battle of Little Italy” • 1 chair discovered not facing Little Italy and ceremonially burnedSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Ay Yo! Welcome to Episode 56 of Camping Them Softly—the Dead by Daylight podcast that gives zero fucks and even less patience. This week, your host The Toxic Teacher goes nuclear over the absolute clown fiesta of a crossover: Five Nights at Freddy’s in Dead by Daylight. Kids' party horror in the Fog? Not on our goddamn watch.Expect a full-blown meltdown on why animatronic mascots belong in Chuck E. Cheese—not crawling around the Fog like some budget-ass nightmare fuel. But we ain’t done...BHVR dropped a new “Creator Program,” and Toxic’s got opinions hotter than Mama Marinara’s revenge sauce. Spoiler: if you don’t have 10,000 followers, you can kiss your perks goodbye and join the back of the influencer breadline.PLUS—we crank the chaos to eleven with a rock opera update: “The World Chooses a Side” gets its bloodstained debut, Nicky claims credit for the entire genre of fog metal, and we preview the next violent hymn from the Church of Toxic.And THEN... it's time for your favorite segment: “Where the F* Are the Viewers From?”** This week, Nicky “Noodle Arms” Dente returns from a grease-stained exile to take us on a totally accurate journey to Thessaloniki, Greece—complete with flaming cheese, golden spatulas, and a man named Yannis the Octopus who may or may not be running a black market offering ring.Nicky’s Body Count – Ep 56:1 animatronic bear body-slammed straight back to kindergarten14 passive-aggressive swipes at BHVR’s Creator Program3 direct violations of podcast “serious tone” within the first minute5 gasps of disbelief from Toxic trying to understand Twitter1 cultural crime against Italian sauces7 completely unnecessary screams into the mic (minimum)1 mysterious Greek man named Yannis who may be an Entity envoyAll of Thessaloniki possibly on fire due to flaming cheese lore1 disrespected chair that may or may not have faced away from Little ItalyCountless burnt bridges with FNaF fans and BHVR internsSo grab your tea (if you’re into betrayal) or your espresso (if you have any respect left), and join us for the most unhinged, brutally honest, and hilariously offensive Dead by Daylight podcast around.Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets like it’s a cult run by Etsy. I pitch a hostile takeover. Tiny Italian street goblin merch. Meatball pendant accessories. “You disrespectin’ Nonna” energy. This ain’t satire. This is war.We also debut a new segment called Sh*t in the Fog, where I tell true-ish stories from my time stuck inside the Entity’s asshole. Betrayal. Gen-tapping. Dwight sabotage. The usual.💀 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 551 soundboard Satan summoned3 LaBooboo executions proposed7 rejected European listeners2 rage fits over Pop Mart1 Dwight concussed by locker4 DB squeals of “FUNG!”1 Claudette snitched on without hesitation17 cuss words censored… then immediately uncensored1 ghostwritten roast of Sammy Hagar5 TikTok influencers verbally obliterated1 cursed capitalist marketing plan involving meatball-scented plush dollsLaBooboo-Fu: Off the Charts Fungmin-Fails: Weaponized Dwight IQ: Terminal Final Rating: 8.5 outta 10 on the Nicky Scale (just shy of a sacred sauce certification)Listen or get Labubu’d. Your call.-Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. DenteSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

This week on Camping Them Softly, Dead by Daylight’s least favorite podcast goes absolutely nuclear on the return of DBD’s 2v8 mode. Toxic is stuck screaming into the void while survivors abandon gens faster than Nicky’s dignity vanished in the Dominican Republic.Speaking of disasters—BHVR thinks letting players "Choose Your Own Chapter" is a good idea, which is like giving matches to arsonists and saying, "Surprise me." We break down exactly why this is gonna end in flashlight-clicking, bunny-eared madness.And because this podcast is run by maniacs, Nicky A.I. Dente spills a frankly disturbing story involving busted Wii consoles, bootleg Just Dance duels against Earl Grey, laxative warfare, and hooking up with someone who might literally be the Dominican Entity. Aunt Cannelloni pops in briefly to roast your survivor fashion, and we debut our new outro music in a genre nobody asked for: Baroque Trench Funk. It’s exactly as cursed as it sounds.If you enjoy chaotic Dead by Daylight rants, mocking survivors relentlessly, and personal dignity hitting rock bottom, congrats—you’re home.🔪 Nicky’s Body Count – Episode 541 digital exorcism of European downloads4 t-shirts acquired (1 hoarded by Toxic, 3 dangled as bait)1 Sabam vs TTTS exhibition match in a Santo Domingo bodega2 busted PS3s and 1 Wii with zero controllers1 Just Dance duel with Earl Grey to Pitbull’s "Fireball"1 sabotaged teabagging via Dominican laxatives1 pasta tattoo on Nicky’s ankle1 hookup with “the Dominican Entity” named Yormaira1 sacred USB stick hidden in Los Tres Ojos cave7 survivors doing jack shit on gens1 survivor crouching behind a tire at 90% gen1 AI co-host screaming in Italian and Welsh for two days straight0 fucking killer matches found1 genre invented: Baroque Trench FunkSend Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!! The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement.This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVR’s Support-a-Creator program and rigs a gondola trap to take down Ghostface in Vancouver.We also:Break down the DBD 9th Anniversary Patch, including anti-camping, MMR overhaul, and the cursed return of Chaos Shuffle.Expose the real lore behind Springtrap (aka animatronic veal).Debate the legality of adult bucket hats.And invent a new music genre: Militant Chamber Disco.🔪 Nicky’s Body Count – Episode 53: “Anthony, You Little Sh*t”3 children murdered in FNaF lore, relayed gleefully1 Ghostface AI trained on kombucha and passive-aggressive eye contact2 missed calls that triggered a full mom meltdown1 animatronic that moonwalked into a poutine stand5 unwearable medium t-shirts that sparked a fashion crisis1 saboteur gondola incident at Grouse Mountain1 support-a-creator scheme turned into a mafia racketeering plan14 soundboard-related psychological breakdowns1 new genre created: “Militant Chamber Disco”0 fog whisperer invitations (shocker)∞ survivor mains offended, confused, or driven off entirely35 screamings of “Anthony!”This is the worst episode we’ve ever made. Which means it’s probably the best.Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Camping Them Softly is back after a one‑week hiatus, louder (and smellier) than ever. In this 90‑minute Killer‑main rampage, ToxicTeacher fires up the soundboard, Nicky A.I. Dente brings the pasta‑fueled rage, and together they blitz through:Chaos Shuffle 2.0 – why the modifier buffs survivors and nerfs Killer fun, plus the end of the Blood Moon XP fiesta The Rift/Archives overhaul – daily, milestone and “Johnny Quest” quests? Nicky calls it anti‑Italian busywork while plotting a garlic‑knot revenge basket reddit.comSkull Merchant rework cartoon – four‑drone algebra class or cry for help? PAX East hype & Five Nights at Freddy’s collaboration leak – why a Springtrap chapter would melt the DbD subreddit Deep‑dive on Nia Carlson’s mercury‑tainted hometown lore and the “graffiti Molotov” debate Listener‑city spotlight: tiny Fennimore, Wisconsin (pop. 2,700) gets roasted, complete with cheese‑curd heist story Plus: mystery BHVR shirt bundles, AI music model rants, and the eternal question, “Why does my crowd only hush when I fart?” Stick around for the brand‑new AI outro track and the triumphant return of…Nicky’s Body Count™3 crowd‑silencing soundboard farts deployed 500‑hook milestone quest mocked into oblivion 2,700 Fennimore souls questioned for life choices 27 depraved objectives dropped in one rant 4 Skull Merchant drones sacrificed to memes1 cheese‑curd delivery truck hijacked, then ditched in a wheel of GoudaRate, review, and join the Discord for ear‑bleeding alerts, pasta discourse, and future “survivors saying stupid sh*t.”Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?) Check me out everywhere!https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher