The end is near — Cane is officially on Taylor Swift's side. We never thought we’d live to see it.Then we debut our brand-new game: “Does This Turn Jai On?” (Spoiler: the answer is probably yes, because he’s a menace.)Plus, the glorious return of “Wrong Answers Only”, and way too much laughter for one episode.Buckle up. It’s chaos time.
We took a dementia test—spoiler alert: the results were terrifying (and also explain a lot). Then, we explore the most lucrative careers for people who peaked in kindergarten. Plus, the return of “Fake News or Florida”—because let’s be honest, Florida is basically Area 51 with better beaches. AND that’s not even the weirdest part of this episode.
Cane had himself a spy-thriller morning—getting tailed before sunrise and breaking into his own apartment Mission Impossible-style via the fire escape. Meanwhile, you can now officially check if the feds are watching you… though honestly, do you really want to know?And poor Corey? Let’s just say the TSA knows his crotch on a first-name basis—they give him a gentle “how ya doin’?” tap every single trip. All this, and way more chaos, coming your way!
We tried sitting without manspreading… turns out our hips are not built for that. Please, stop dialing 911—we’re fine, just in pain.Also, when it comes to accents you can trust, let’s just say New York and New Jersey are not making the cut. (If they’re on the list, it’s probably the “Do Not Call” list.)And yes, a listener “D-Bag” Cane can relate to.PLUS… so much more chaos you didn’t ask for!
We’ve smuggled in Brit Nick from across the pond—because if we don’t save England, who will? Our listeners are "jacked" beyond reason, and the proof is in this week’s mafia member. Freedom of speech? Sure. Keeping your job after using it? That’s on you, mate. PLUS—way too much more, but you’re already hooked, so just roll with it!
Ladies, PSA: next time you get a package, double-check—could be Coochie Juice, not Amazon Prime. Also, who’s out here pulling up to Popeyes asking for a Baconator? Wrong drive-thru, genius—that’s Wendy’s, not a flavor upgrade! And tell me why Corey’s agent sent him straight to the Hood—did he fire them, or did the hood fire him? Oh, and that’s just the warm-up—plenty more chaos where that came from!
Most guys never figure it out, but today we finally learn what kind of men we really are—spoiler: it’s not flattering. You know the world’s upside down when Andy Cohen manages to troll Howard Stern’s listeners. And the one comedian Corey hates PLUS way more chaos!
Who needs Liam Neeson when you’ve got Corey B—who won’t just risk his life for you…he’ll risk his WiFi connection too.Meanwhile, Cane has entered a brand-new era of manhood: The Ear Hair Stage. (May his barber have mercy.)And Jai? After years of crushing defeats, he finally wins a game! …Unfortunately, the game was BUTT HURT.All this and more chaos, drama, and questionable life choices await!
Guys like Jai don’t just make us sick… they make WebMD crash from the traffic. Just hear his stories and you’ll need a prescription. We’re also rolling out the brand new “Jacket Report” — because apparently showing your hands is the new background check. And Cane? He just went from Mellencamping to monkey-barring like it’s a midlife recess. Proof that it’s never too late to learn something ridiculous. Plus, a whole lot more chaos where that came from!
Cane’s old partner in crime, Altar Boy, makes his grand comeback—and he’s spilling all the dirt from the glory days (back when flip phones were still a thing). Cane bravely steps into the spotlight to reveal he’s graysexual… but let’s be honest, we all had “graysexual” on our Cane Bingo card years ago. Meanwhile, baseball—America’s favorite nap aid—decides it wants to shuffle the deck with a realignment literally nobody asked for. Oh, and that’s just the warm-up. PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE CHAOS!
Just when you thought you’d seen everything, the Philadelphia Eagles go and hire new cheerleaders that are practically a gift-wrapped roast for Giants fans. Meanwhile, Cardi B’s catching heat for fat-shaming one of her own fans—because apparently Grammy wins don’t come with a PR manual. Plus, we tackle the phrases that even full-grown adults still can’t pronounce without sweating… and so much more chaos where that came from!
We need to end tattletale culture, and Cane got got yet again by more internet fakery PLUS much more!
Once upon a time, things like random fingers poking your spine or unsolicited ‘camera roll surprises’ weren’t exactly everyday stuff. Fast forward to now — it’s Tuesday, you’re getting a back prod and a front-row d pic before your coffee’s done brewing. AND THAT’S JUST THE BEGINNING! PLUS MUCH MORE
Today’s show just got a whole lot easier on the eyes — and twice as likely to throw a drink in yours. Apparently, a long weekend is all it takes to transform perfectly normal people into Grade-A d-bags. Yes, even Cane and Corey have joined the club. Oh, and speaking of questionable decisions: just wait until you hear how that thing ended up inside him. PLUS MUCH MORE!
A poop knife and a pile of sponges on the back of the toilet? Yeah, that porcelain throne is officially off-limits for the rest of us — well, except maybe Jai. He seems suspiciously okay with these sketchy bathroom vibes.After a highly scientific group discussion (about 14 seconds long), we’ve agreed on two things:1️⃣ Jai should never be allowed to speak again.2️⃣ Shockingly, the more you drink, the smarter you get — so cheers to all the genius drunks.And that’s just the tip of the toilet tank — there’s plenty more nonsense where that came from!
From Music to movies, we don't even know what's real anymore because AI is taking over. Meanwhile, Little Miss Bronze Goddess is getting a spray tan before she loses her baby teeth. Is her mom a hero for nurturing a future pageant queen — or should Child Protective Services pack their bags? Honestly, the Academy and the county jail are both on standby.We’re also back with your problematic fave: Is It Racist? If you have to Google it, yeah, probably. But we’ll still argue about it for 20 minutes because who doesn’t love a little light racial tension with their morning coffee?
BREAKING: Cane takes the bait again—duped by another social media troll. Someone get this man a helmet and a fact-checker.Meanwhile, in industries ranked by overall chaos and irrelevance, radio just claimed the crown. Congrats, radio—you're officially the Florida Man of media.And guess who's back? Kevan Kenney returns for another heated round of “Talk Sh*t to Jai”—because why have a healthy debate when you can just roast your friends?All this and plenty more nonsense you didn’t ask for but won’t want to miss.
Today we discovered who's the filthiest of us all—and let's just say the results were...horrifying. Corey's our here causing marital riff and Cane realized you can get more than just divine inspiration on his prayer app, and that’s just the beginning. It’s chaotic, it’s messy, it’s hilarious—and yes, it’s probably NSFW. You’ve been warned.
Cane decided to slap some Velcro on a busted seat instead of buying a new one. Genius-level innovation or straight-up ghetto DIY? Jury’s out.Meanwhile, we're all collectively gasping over which country actually invented stuff we use every day (spoiler: it’s never who you think). And as for her? Oh, she definitely lost her mind — but like, of course she did. She’s got that unfiltered chaos energy of a full-blooded Jersey girl.All that, plus even more eyebrow-raising madness you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up.
Jai’s back with fresh tales from the clink—because nothing says “growth” like prison yard enlightenment. Yes, he literally took “The Truth shall set you free” for a test drive.Meanwhile, Gen Z thinks they invented workplace hookups. Cute. Y’all are just remixing scandals your grandparents perfected—back when HR stood for “Hardly Responsible.”And what’s on tap for our conspiracy buffet this week? Everything from Starbucks mind control to Area 51’s Airbnb potential. So grab your tinfoil hat and your iced macchiato, it’s gonna be a wild ride.PLUS, MUCH MORE!!