The first podcast episode is always the best, right? Right? Anyf***, in this episode we manage to end every segment talking about using the bathroom, so fair warning there. Fortunately it turns out karma is real and we end with an authentic, caught-in-the-wild panic attack based on the very same subject. In the meantime, there's a story about a brave iconoclast who dared to walk his leashed cat past a public dog beach.