Centrist Madness

The official podcast of the alt-center https://twitter.com/centristmadness

Ep. 102: Maine Man

We're connecting to ordinary Americans with conversations about kitchen appliances and drag queen drone operators.

11-16
52:43

Ep. 100: Panda Pissing Contest

Trump shits on America. Hassan Piker dog incident. The surprising manner in which Pandas settle disputes.

11-03
54:03

Ep. 98: Wacko Tobacco

Cinema, NASCAR, Epstein

08-03
01:04:11

Ep. 96: Trump Epstein

Better sit down for this one folks

07-28
50:43

Ep. 93: Steven Spielberg's Submarine Themed Restaurant

- Discussion about Steven Spielberg and his movie making, particularly his Submarine themed restaurant - Analysis of the Trump government and its various policies - Discussion about chiseling and finding flat rocks - Viking culture, personal hygiene, and bathing practices - Origins and the concept of soap - Function of soap against oil, bacteria, and viruses - Differences between hard and soft water, effects of hard water on soap & conditioner - Humorous banter involving a fictional character named 'Soapy Briquette'

04-29
56:47

Ep. 91: Jeb Bush of Arabia

Signalgate, Neoconservatism, and the mind of the modern 3-digit IQ Republican.

04-01
50:41

Ep. 90: Big Rocks

Anthony Hopkins' ONE WEIRD TRICK for staying in shape, no matter where he travels. PLUS strongman gyms, smelling salts and other bro-vote catnip that will put you on a intellectual trajectory which culminates in the repudiation of National Socialism.

03-26
53:51

Ep. 89: MAGA Manners Lesson

Did you even thank us for producing this podcast? Did you even say thank you one time? Did you? Huh?

03-03
42:33

Ep 87: Hawk Tuah the Moon

The Telepathy Tapes. Hawk Tuah Coin. Drones.

01-08
51:40

Ep 86: Wokeness and Its Discontents

Post election musings. The rise and fall of woke and what it means for politics past and future. Fidel Castro's weird dairy obsession.

12-27
47:19

Ep 84: Resist Lib Stalingrad

Rallying the troops for the final battle between good and evil. Plus toothpaste flavor pairing.

11-03
50:35

Ep 82: VEEPSTAKES and Rambo

Rambo: First Blood deconstructed in context of the Reagan revolution and its pernicious effects on popular culture.

08-06
01:04:53

Ep. 81: JOE OUT

Don't cry cause it's Joever, smile cause it Joeappened.

07-22
51:40

Ep. 78: Evolution DEBUNKED

In the rain forests of Indonesia, there grows a plant shaped like a miniature toilet which provides such an ideal pooping place for the tiny tree shrew that it is almost as if it were hand-crafted by a wise and benevolent creator. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2zxOlbh-RF/?igsh=ZTFnM3dna3h2cGU3

03-30
57:31

Ep. 77: Rocky 4

Rocky 4. Matt addresses the lactating Al Gore incident.

02-27
49:52

Ep. 76: Rocky 2/3

Trump trial updates. Graduate seminar-level semiotic analysis of Rocky 2/3

02-20
55:08

Ep 75: Rocky I

This is the rocky that started them all, the rocky upon which all subsequent rockys would build.

02-08
59:21

Ep. 73: Not the Worst Podcast

Critics say we're the worst podcast ever made. We're keeping em honest. PLUS the Republican debate, vampires, volcanos and Microsoft.

08-28
01:05:05

Ep. 72: Tubs of Lard

Home Depot, Republican debate predictions, annexing Canada

08-21
01:20:33

Ep. 71: Ain't dead, ain't gonna die

Returning after extended hiatus

08-15
54:09

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