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An occasionally funny podcast for deviants, nerds, and the occasional conspiracy theorist.
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In this episode, we trace the gritty, budget-driven rise of reality TV from MTV’s The Real World to VH1’s chaotic “celebreality” era. You’ll hear how networks cut costs by ditching writers, actors, and sets—and how that led to megahits like Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and Megan Wants a Millionaire. But behind the drama was a dangerous lack of oversight. We unpack the shocking true crime that brought VH1’s empire crashing down and forever changed how reality TV is made.
Join us as we expose the deadly truth behind the Followers of Christ—a secretive cult where medical care is forbidden, obedience is demanded, and preventable deaths are buried in plain sight. Survivors speak out, records vanish, and the body count keeps rising.
On the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting, we reflect on the legacy of queer resistance—from medical torture disguised as treatment to the state-sanctioned violence that sparked the Stonewall Uprising. This episode uncovers the sanitized history of Pride and centers the voices so often erased: trans women of color, sex workers, street kids, and the criminalized. Before Pride was a parade, it was a rebellion led by those with nothing left to lose. Their fight wasn't for acceptance—it was for survival.
Bananas: cheap, cheerful... and covered in blood. This week, we peel back the sickly sweet skin of the banana industry to uncover CIA coups, corporate death squads, and a century of colonial capitalism. From United Fruit to Chiquita, it’s not just fruit—it’s a crime scene in a peel. Thanks to Tony Guacamole for the tip.
Before “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and rainbow capitalism, there was the Lavender Scare—a government-backed witch hunt targeting LGBTQ+ federal employees as threats to national security. In this episode, we uncover how Cold War paranoia collided with homophobia, turning queerness into a crime of patriotism. From surveillance and mass firings to one man’s fight that helped spark a movement, we trace the eerie parallels between 1950s propaganda and today’s anti-trans legislation and drag bans. History doesn’t repeat—it legislates.
Before Pride, before Stonewall, before RuPaul’s Drag Race—there was William Dorsey Swann. Born into slavery in 1860, Swann became the first self-proclaimed drag queen in American history and led a radical movement of joy, defiance, and survival in the heart of post-Civil War Washington D.C. In this episode, we dive into the miraculous story of America’s first queer freedom fighter—a man who threw drag balls when the world threw chains. Inspired by Bob the Drag Queen’s Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert, this is a powerful exploration of identity, resistance, and the hidden legacies of Black queer liberation.
On a cold February night in 1978, five men left a basketball game in Chico, California, for what should have been a routine drive home. But instead of heading south, they veered east—deep into the remote and frigid Plumas National Forest—never to be seen alive again. Was it a wrong turn, a sinister encounter, or something far stranger? This is the haunting mystery of the Yuba County Five.
Fred Hampton was 21 years old, electrifying, and uniting the people in a way that terrified the U.S. government. So, in the early hours of December 4, 1969, they did what governments do best: they murdered him in his sleep and called it a "shootout." But this isn’t just the story of an assassination—it’s the story of a movement, the truth behind the Black Panther Party, and how the FBI’s COINTELPRO program waged war against those who dared to demand justice. Grab a seat and maybe a stiff drink—this one's going to piss you off.Join the Discord here.
The CIA was officially created to protect American democracy, but its true purpose was shaping global events through covert operations and political manipulation. From overthrowing elected leaders to botched assassinations involving exploding cigars, the agency’s history is filled with deception, brutality, and unchecked power. This episode dives into the CIA’s greatest hits, from Operation Ajax to the blood-soaked horrors of Operation Condor. With a legacy built on coups, cover-ups, and cold-blooded assassinations, the agency has operated as America’s most dangerous weapon since day one.
Step back into 1700s America, where Owen and Ruth Brown’s staunch Calvinist beliefs laid the groundwork for their son, John Brown—a man who would become one of the most polarizing figures in U.S. history. From witnessing the horrors of slavery at a young age to organizing militant resistance, Brown’s mission for liberation fueled the nation’s march toward civil war. In this timely episode, we examine Brown’s transformation from a devout abolitionist to a revolutionary leader, explore his ties with figures like Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman, and uncover the legacy of his infamous raid at Harpers Ferry. What can John Brown teach us about moral conviction in the face of systemic oppression today? Tune in for an unflinching look at a historical figure who refused to let freedom wait.
Discover the fascinating origins of psychological warfare and how it has evolved into the modern era. From the ancient battlefield tricks of Persian kings and Genghis Khan's fear tactics to Alexander the Great's unifying strategies and the propaganda leaflets of WWII, we trace the history of psyops and uncover when it all began. Learn how fear, deception, and cultural manipulation became powerful tools of war, influencing minds long before the digital age. Join us on Discord!
Stanley Kubrick's genius transformed cinema, but his final film, Eyes Wide Shut, remains shrouded in mystery and controversy. Was Kubrick exposing hidden power structures, secret societies, and elite corruption? Dive into his career, from self-taught photographer to groundbreaking filmmaker, and uncover the theories surrounding studio censorship, missing footage, and his untimely death that some say wasn’t an accident.
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson is dead, and the headlines are calling it a terrorist murder plot. But the timing—right after insider trading allegations and a massive data breach—feels too perfect. Enter Luigi Mangione, the supposed assassin, whose arrest raises more questions than answers. Was he set up to distract from deeper corruption? This episode unpacks the murder, the scandals, and the centuries-old tactic of scapegoating, revealing how the powerful protect themselves by blaming the powerless. Get ready to see the story behind the headlines.
In this episode, we dive into the dark origins of Krampus, tracing his roots back to ancient pagan winter solstice rituals and the Wild Hunt. From fearsome nature spirits to his role as Saint Nicholas' dark counterpart, Krampus embodies the chaotic balance between light and dark, good and evil. We explore how Krampus evolved through Christianization, was suppressed by the Church and Nazis, and is now experiencing a cultural resurgence. Tune in for a journey through folklore, mythology, and the twisted history of this iconic holiday figure.
Dive into the dramatic saga of Caligula, one of Rome's most controversial emperors, in our latest podcast episode. From his noble birth in 12 CE into the powerful Julio-Claudian dynasty to his alarming descent into tyranny, this episode explores Caligula's complex reign and the extreme behaviors that marked his rule. Join us as we unravel the intricate events that led from his promising start as the beloved son of a popular general to his ultimate ruin and the enduring legacy of his notorious rule.
Dive into the chilling story of the infamous Dybbuk Box, a small wooden cabinet said to imprison a restless spirit from Jewish folklore. From its mysterious origins tied to a Holocaust survivor to its journey through a series of tragic owners, we unravel the mix of ancient mysticism, urban legend, and modern-day paranormal intrigue. Explore how this eerie artifact became a cultural phenomenon, haunting believers and skeptics alike. Are the horrors real, or is belief in the box’s curse what gives it power? Listen, if you dare, and decide for yourself.
Journey back to 1893, when the Saltair resort opened as Utah's answer to Coney Island, blending Moorish architecture with grand dance halls, scenic railways, and the allure of the Great Salt Lake’s shores. This episode uncovers Saltair’s fascinating rise and disastrous falls, from fires, flooding, and infamous rumors of haunting by Saltair Sally. We dive into the eerie legends of the Great Salt Lake, the Water Babies, and how Saltair’s past holds a mirror to Utah's unique cultural crossroads. Join us as we explore what remains of Saltair's once-glittering, now ghostly, legacy.
Step into the shadowy past of the early Mormon Church in a chilling exploration of the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Discover how Joseph Smith's controversial founding of a new faith ignited fierce opposition and spiraled into a devastating conflict. This episode navigates the tumultuous interplay of religious fervor and frontier strife, uncovering the grim consequences that shadowed the American West. Join us on a journey through a tale of faith, fear, and violence.
Explore the spine-chilling world of horror radio and TV hosts from the Golden Age of Radio to modern-day icons like Elvira. Discover how shows like Lights Out and Suspense captivated listeners with terrifying tales, and how TV brought us unforgettable horror hosts like Vampira, Zacherley, and more. We’ll delve into how these figures became cult icons and shaped horror fandom for generations. Whether you’re a fan of B-movie thrills or retro radio scares, this episode will take you on a journey through horror’s evolution on the airwaves.
Explore the legacy of Edward Bernays, the mastermind behind modern marketing and propaganda. In this episode, we delve into how Bernays revolutionized the way products, ideas, and even political agendas are sold to the public. From shaping consumer culture to influencing public opinion during wartime, Bernays' techniques have left a lasting impact on advertising and media. Join us as we uncover the methods and motivations of this controversial figure and discuss how his work continues to shape our world today.
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How stupid.
lol my god, I've been watching shayne on dry bar for a min, and just found out about the pod, when they started talking about gamers it hurt lmao because when they talked about gamers waiting in line at 2 am I was the fucker working at gamestop volunteering for that shift 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
THIS EPISODE IS SO IMPORTANT i will listen to this once a week because you two are brilliant
love your marvel discussion, and your couple banter is hilarious 😂
Shayne how dare you make logical statements and back it up with facts, and piss IS stored in the balls