Chelsy And Noelle Go To Hell

<p>An occasionally funny podcast for deviants, nerds, and the occasional conspiracy theorist.</p>

Episode 173: The Dark Side of Reality TV: The Rise of MTV and VH1

In this episode, we trace the gritty, budget-driven rise of reality TV from MTV’s The Real World to VH1’s chaotic “celebreality” era. You’ll hear how networks cut costs by ditching writers, actors, and sets—and how that led to megahits like Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and Megan Wants a Millionaire. But behind the drama was a dangerous lack of oversight. We unpack the shocking true crime that brought VH1’s empire crashing down and forever changed how reality TV is made.

08-08
01:06:36

Episode 172: Faith, Fear, and Fatality: Exposing the Followers of Christ Death Cult

Join us as we expose the deadly truth behind the Followers of Christ—a secretive cult where medical care is forbidden, obedience is demanded, and preventable deaths are buried in plain sight. Survivors speak out, records vanish, and the body count keeps rising.

07-22
01:31:58

Episode 171: Pride Was a Riot: The Radical History They Tried to Erase

On the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting, we reflect on the legacy of queer resistance—from medical torture disguised as treatment to the state-sanctioned violence that sparked the Stonewall Uprising. This episode uncovers the sanitized history of Pride and centers the voices so often erased: trans women of color, sex workers, street kids, and the criminalized. Before Pride was a parade, it was a rebellion led by those with nothing left to lose. Their fight wasn't for acceptance—it was for survival.

06-13
01:13:07

Episode 170: Banana Republics & Bloody Fruit: The Dark Empire

Bananas: cheap, cheerful... and covered in blood. This week, we peel back the sickly sweet skin of the banana industry to uncover CIA coups, corporate death squads, and a century of colonial capitalism. From United Fruit to Chiquita, it’s not just fruit—it’s a crime scene in a peel. Thanks to Tony Guacamole for the tip.

05-25
58:32

Episode 169: The Lavender Scare: How Queerness Became a National Security Threat

Before “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and rainbow capitalism, there was the Lavender Scare—a government-backed witch hunt targeting LGBTQ+ federal employees as threats to national security. In this episode, we uncover how Cold War paranoia collided with homophobia, turning queerness into a crime of patriotism. From surveillance and mass firings to one man’s fight that helped spark a movement, we trace the eerie parallels between 1950s propaganda and today’s anti-trans legislation and drag bans. History doesn’t repeat—it legislates.

05-05
47:31

Episode 168: The Queen of Resistance: William Dorsey Swann

Before Pride, before Stonewall, before RuPaul’s Drag Race—there was William Dorsey Swann. Born into slavery in 1860, Swann became the first self-proclaimed drag queen in American history and led a radical movement of joy, defiance, and survival in the heart of post-Civil War Washington D.C. In this episode, we dive into the miraculous story of America’s first queer freedom fighter—a man who threw drag balls when the world threw chains. Inspired by Bob the Drag Queen’s Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert, this is a powerful exploration of identity, resistance, and the hidden legacies of Black queer liberation.

03-29
55:18

Episode 167: The Yuba County Five: Lost in the Sierra Nevada

On a cold February night in 1978, five men left a basketball game in Chico, California, for what should have been a routine drive home. But instead of heading south, they veered east—deep into the remote and frigid Plumas National Forest—never to be seen alive again. Was it a wrong turn, a sinister encounter, or something far stranger?  This is the haunting mystery of the Yuba County Five.

03-15
41:00

Episode 166: Fred Hampton’s Assassination: The FBI, the Black Panthers, & the Fight for Revolution

Fred Hampton was 21 years old, electrifying, and uniting the people in a way that terrified the U.S. government. So, in the early hours of December 4, 1969, they did what governments do best: they murdered him in his sleep and called it a "shootout." But this isn’t just the story of an assassination—it’s the story of a movement, the truth behind the Black Panther Party, and how the FBI’s COINTELPRO program waged war against those who dared to demand justice. Grab a seat and maybe a stiff drink—this one's going to piss you off.Join the Discord here.

03-01
01:21:32

Episode 165: Coup d'État or Nah? The CIA’s Greatest Hits

The CIA was officially created to protect American democracy, but its true purpose was shaping global events through covert operations and political manipulation. From overthrowing elected leaders to botched assassinations involving exploding cigars, the agency’s history is filled with deception, brutality, and unchecked power. This episode dives into the CIA’s greatest hits, from Operation Ajax to the blood-soaked horrors of Operation Condor. With a legacy built on coups, cover-ups, and cold-blooded assassinations, the agency has operated as America’s most dangerous weapon since day one.

02-19
53:54

Episode 164: John Brown & the Violent Catalyst of American Abolitionism

Step back into 1700s America, where Owen and Ruth Brown’s staunch Calvinist beliefs laid the groundwork for their son, John Brown—a man who would become one of the most polarizing figures in U.S. history. From witnessing the horrors of slavery at a young age to organizing militant resistance, Brown’s mission for liberation fueled the nation’s march toward civil war. In this timely episode, we examine Brown’s transformation from a devout abolitionist to a revolutionary leader, explore his ties with figures like Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman, and uncover the legacy of his infamous raid at Harpers Ferry. What can John Brown teach us about moral conviction in the face of systemic oppression today? Tune in for an unflinching look at a historical figure who refused to let freedom wait.

02-09
01:10:43

Episode 163: The Past, Present, and Future of Psychological Warfare

Discover the fascinating origins of psychological warfare and how it has evolved into the modern era. From the ancient battlefield tricks of Persian kings and Genghis Khan's fear tactics to Alexander the Great's unifying strategies and the propaganda leaflets of WWII, we trace the history of psyops and uncover when it all began. Learn how fear, deception, and cultural manipulation became powerful tools of war, influencing minds long before the digital age. Join us on Discord!

01-25
01:22:12

Episode 162: Stanley Kubrick: Secrets, Scandals, & the Conspiracy Behind Eyes Wide Shut

Stanley Kubrick's genius transformed cinema, but his final film, Eyes Wide Shut, remains shrouded in mystery and controversy. Was Kubrick exposing hidden power structures, secret societies, and elite corruption? Dive into his career, from self-taught photographer to groundbreaking filmmaker, and uncover the theories surrounding studio censorship, missing footage, and his untimely death that some say wasn’t an accident.

01-13
58:49

Episode 161: The CEO, the Scapegoat, and the Cover-Up: Untangling the UnitedHealthcare Murder Mystery

UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson is dead, and the headlines are calling it a terrorist murder plot. But the timing—right after insider trading allegations and a massive data breach—feels too perfect. Enter Luigi Mangione, the supposed assassin, whose arrest raises more questions than answers. Was he set up to distract from deeper corruption? This episode unpacks the murder, the scandals, and the centuries-old tactic of scapegoating, revealing how the powerful protect themselves by blaming the powerless. Get ready to see the story behind the headlines.

12-21
01:09:44

Episode 160: Krampus: From Pagan Spirits to Christmas Chaos

In this episode, we dive into the dark origins of Krampus, tracing his roots back to ancient pagan winter solstice rituals and the Wild Hunt. From fearsome nature spirits to his role as Saint Nicholas' dark counterpart, Krampus embodies the chaotic balance between light and dark, good and evil. We explore how Krampus evolved through Christianization, was suppressed by the Church and Nazis, and is now experiencing a cultural resurgence. Tune in for a journey through folklore, mythology, and the twisted history of this iconic holiday figure.

12-08
57:51

Episode 159: Caligula - The Rise, Reign, and Ruin of Rome's Most Notorious Emperor

Dive into the dramatic saga of Caligula, one of Rome's most controversial emperors, in our latest podcast episode. From his noble birth in 12 CE into the powerful Julio-Claudian dynasty to his alarming descent into tyranny, this episode explores Caligula's complex reign and the extreme behaviors that marked his rule. Join us as we unravel the intricate events that led from his promising start as the beloved son of a popular general to his ultimate ruin and the enduring legacy of his notorious rule.

11-23
53:28

Episode 158: Unboxing Evil: The Haunted Tale of the Dybbuk Box

Dive into the chilling story of the infamous Dybbuk Box, a small wooden cabinet said to imprison a restless spirit from Jewish folklore. From its mysterious origins tied to a Holocaust survivor to its journey through a series of tragic owners, we unravel the mix of ancient mysticism, urban legend, and modern-day paranormal intrigue. Explore how this eerie artifact became a cultural phenomenon, haunting believers and skeptics alike. Are the horrors real, or is belief in the box’s curse what gives it power? Listen, if you dare, and decide for yourself.

11-16
01:14:48

Episode 157: The Great Saltair: Utah’s Haunted Oasis and the Curse of the Great Salt Lake

Journey back to 1893, when the Saltair resort opened as Utah's answer to Coney Island, blending Moorish architecture with grand dance halls, scenic railways, and the allure of the Great Salt Lake’s shores. This episode uncovers Saltair’s fascinating rise and disastrous falls, from fires, flooding, and infamous rumors of haunting by Saltair Sally. We dive into the eerie legends of the Great Salt Lake, the Water Babies, and how Saltair’s past holds a mirror to Utah's unique cultural crossroads. Join us as we explore what remains of Saltair's once-glittering, now ghostly, legacy.

10-28
01:07:01

Episode 156: The Mountain Meadows Massacre and Early Mormonism

Step into the shadowy past of the early Mormon Church in a chilling exploration of the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Discover how Joseph Smith's controversial founding of a new faith ignited fierce opposition and spiraled into a devastating conflict. This episode navigates the tumultuous interplay of religious fervor and frontier strife, uncovering the grim consequences that shadowed the American West. Join us on a journey through a tale of faith, fear, and violence.

10-12
01:37:03

Episode 155: Terror on the Airwaves: The Golden Age of Horror Radio and TV Hosts

Explore the spine-chilling world of horror radio and TV hosts from the Golden Age of Radio to modern-day icons like Elvira. Discover how shows like Lights Out and Suspense captivated listeners with terrifying tales, and how TV brought us unforgettable horror hosts like Vampira, Zacherley, and more. We’ll delve into how these figures became cult icons and shaped horror fandom for generations. Whether you’re a fan of B-movie thrills or retro radio scares, this episode will take you on a journey through horror’s evolution on the airwaves.

10-04
59:33

Episode 154: Edward Bernays: The Father of Modern Propaganda

Explore the legacy of Edward Bernays, the mastermind behind modern marketing and propaganda. In this episode, we delve into how Bernays revolutionized the way products, ideas, and even political agendas are sold to the public. From shaping consumer culture to influencing public opinion during wartime, Bernays' techniques have left a lasting impact on advertising and media. Join us as we uncover the methods and motivations of this controversial figure and discuss how his work continues to shape our world today.

09-15
01:01:12

monnie🤬

How stupid.

07-04 Reply

Anthony Rivera

lol my god, I've been watching shayne on dry bar for a min, and just found out about the pod, when they started talking about gamers it hurt lmao because when they talked about gamers waiting in line at 2 am I was the fucker working at gamestop volunteering for that shift 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

12-24 Reply

Africa Davis

THIS EPISODE IS SO IMPORTANT i will listen to this once a week because you two are brilliant

11-07 Reply

Tara Rose

love your marvel discussion, and your couple banter is hilarious 😂

08-11 Reply

Carl Broome

Shayne how dare you make logical statements and back it up with facts, and piss IS stored in the balls

05-04 Reply

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