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Parenting is hard, but it's even harder when you feel alone and have only the sounds of Cocomelon to keep you company. Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. As parents to three kids each, co-hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom have been there. They know that sometimes our kids are the ones on the verge of a tantrum, and that sometimes it’s us. Childproof attempts to figure out the dos, don’ts, and f*ck its of modern parenthood. From yelling at your kids (we’ve all done it) to finding a sleep schedule that doesn’t ruin your life, Gwenna and Tori share the challenges they’ve faced and the lessons they’ve learned, and are eager to share their experiences through a mix of one-on-one conversations, guest appearances, and input from listeners revealing their own parenting secrets. Clearly, we could use some help from everyone and their mother.

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The simple solution is… you should listen to this episode. This week, Tori and Gwenna discuss the challenges of parenting and finding those simple solutions. They introduce us to the lesson of Occam’s razor, which states that the simplest answer is often the best solution. Drawing from personal experiences, they share their own stories from navigating online information overload, teaching children the art of drinking from a glass, and managing one’s emotions. With each story, they hammer home how the best results always came from the simplest solutions. To close out, Gwenna challenges Tori to a game of Dry Side or Wet Side, brought to you by Splash Refresher. Do you look at the dry side, or wet side of a problem? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We Look With Our Eyes

We Look With Our Eyes

2024-04-1747:18

Sharing is caring... well, sometimes. This week, Tori returns, and the dynamic duo dives into the topic of sharing. They explore the nuances of sharing, whether it's about food, toys, or even navigating the grocery store aisles. With tips, tricks, and sayings, they reflect on their experiences in guiding their children through interactions with others. As they say, "We look with our eyes, not with our hands," imparting a valuable lesson on the importance of respecting boundaries and fostering cooperation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, Gwenna is joined by Dr. Sujay Kansagra, pediatric neurologist and director of the pediatric neurology sleep medicine program at Duke Health. The duo dives into the intricacies of sleep training, discovering its true meaning, and its unique application within each family dynamic. They also explore the complexities of sleep cycles, circadian rhythms, and the surprising impact a mere 5-minute nap can have. Wrapping up, they offer insights into effectively communicating with your pediatrician when your child is experiencing sleep difficulties. Get Dr. Kansagra's Book: https://shorturl.at/crJP8 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lower Your Expectations

Lower Your Expectations

2024-04-0348:531

Let's let go, together. This week, Gwenna and Tori dive into the art of lowering expectations, both for themselves and their children. They kick off their discussion with school, acknowledging the struggle surrounding grades as a significant aspect of expectations. While recognizing that grades aren't the sole measure of a child's worth, they can give parents a peek into a kids holistic wellbeing. Transitioning into extracurricular activities, they share their experiences of striving to provide their children with diverse opportunities while also learning the importance of establishing healthy boundaries. Amidst the whirlwind of daily life, they discovered the necessity of showing themselves grace, particularly during meal times, recognizing that ensuring their children are nourished and content is what's important. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, Gwenna and Tori find themselves halfway through spring break and already found themselves in the pit of the avocado (IYKYK). They share stories about supporting their children in preparing for emergencies, fostering their interests, and handling anger. This episode is just as jam-packed as your "week off," so be sure to tune in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kid Spaces And Stuff

Kid Spaces And Stuff

2024-03-2046:39

Okay, I'm going to need some space. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori delve into the topic of spaces within their homes. From shared living areas to designated play zones, the duo discusses the dynamics of family spaces. They explore the intricacies chore systems with their children, highlighting tips and tricks of finding organizational methods that suit each child's temperament. Wrapping up, they reflect on the importance of aesthetics in their homes, sharing insights into the specific aesthetic styles they resonate with and how they manage to maintain them as well as their kids's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Today, Gwenna and Tori are thrilled to welcome Megan McNamee, one of the minds behind the Instagram account @feedinglittles. Recognizing the profound impact that Megan's platform has had on their own approaches to navigating the realm of food with their children, they eagerly invite her to delve deeper into the topic. The discussion starts with the myth surrounding "picky eaters" and the importance of respecting children's individual preferences. From there, the trio delves into practical strategies and tools aimed at enriching children's dining experiences, while also addressing the perennial question of when to introduce dessert into the equation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week's episode is a special dedication to our very own TikTok sensation, Gwenna. Her recently released book, "Momma Cusses: A Field Guide to Responsive Parenting & Trying Not to Be the Reason Your Kid Needs Therapy," is now available, and we're thrilled to get a glimpse behind the curtain. Tori asks Gwenna to delve into her journey, starting from the moment she realized her passion for writing, to her audience, and the significant role her family played in the writing process. Order Gwenna's Book: https://static.macmillan.com/static/smp/momma-cusses/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Congratulations, you've reached your podcast listening milestone. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori dive into the long list of developmental milestones that your kids are expected to meet. They offer reassurance to listeners, acknowledging the immense pressure felt by parents and emphasizing that you don't need to feel guilty if your children deviate from the list. However, they recount their own encounters with detecting early signs of developmental delays, shedding light on potential implications. CDC’s Developmental Milestones: https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/actearly/milestones/index.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Pop-Tart Funeral

Pop-Tart Funeral

2024-02-2147:58

Don't cry, we're back with another episode! This week, Gwenna and Tori chat a little more about how to help your kids, help you, help them identify their emotions. They start off detailing the unique paths they take to get to the same result, avoiding a meltdown. They share how they introduce their kids to disappointment, stop a tantrums once they start, and how to avoid them in the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Happy Valentine's Day! On this episode, Gwenna and Tori air out their grievances about celebrating the day of love. They share what their favorite Valentine's gifts are and which ones get shuffled around the house for a couples days (or months). Then, they introduce a new segment highlighting a listener email who asks how to handle a pre-teen who "doesn't know". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Grab your favorite coffee, tea, or Four Loko and get ready to find yourself again. This week, Gwenna and Tori found inspiration from a fellow mom friend who has reached that stage in parenthood where she can carve out time for herself. They reflect on their own journeys, discussing the challenges of losing one's identity after having a baby and the newfound self-discoveries that have emerged in the process. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Story Time!

Story Time!

2024-01-3143:35

Gather 'round, children (and parents), it's story time! In this week's episode, Gwenna and Tori share their favorite parenting stories. From sleeve beans, tree floofs, and giant Elsa's they reflect on the lessons learned by both themselves and their kids. We want to hear from you! Head to Childproof@betches.com to share stories of your own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Back for seconds already? Don’t worry, Gwenna and Tori have plenty of leftovers from last week. They dive into their perspectives on addressing the topic of body image with their children (as well as with themselves) and explore its connection to diet. Then, they offer valuable tips, tricks, and resources that you can employ to guide your children in navigating a world centered around body awareness. Referenced Accounts: @feedinglittles @andydoeshealthy @kids.nutritionist @kids.eat.in.color Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, Gwenna and Tori have their plates full with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. In this episode, the duo chats all about their kids' preferred palate. From tacos de lengua to strictly dino nuggets, they share how they’ve adjusted to their kids' ever-evolving tastes and how they encourage them to try new foods. The short answer is bribery. Yes you may be excused, but make sure to come back next week for the second course of this conversation. Preorder Momma Cusses : https://static.macmillan.com/static/smp/momma-cusses/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Unslam The Door

Unslam The Door

2024-01-1046:55

Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gwenna and Tori ready to kick off the New Year. In this episode, they delve into the topic of children’s privacy. Is it a right or a privilege? They cover when introduce the concept of privacy to their kids, how they maintain it, and how if differs from kid to kid. Preorder Momma Cusses : https://static.macmillan.com/static/smp/momma-cusses/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Snowmageddon

Snowmageddon

2024-01-0348:02

No matter the weather, we’re in it together. This week, Gwenna and Tori are preparing their children (and themselves) for inclement weather conditions. They share stories and offer valuable tips and tricks to guide you in navigating through a snowy day or a potential power outage with your kids. Emergency Radio: https://amzn.to/3uZIUKY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
New Year, Same Me

New Year, Same Me

2023-12-2743:381

What is your New Year's resolution? Ours is to not make resolutions. In the final episode of 2023, Gwenna and Tori chat about their post-Christmas relaxation and New Year celebrations. Then, they delve into a reflection on the goals they set for 2023 and explore the intricacies of crafting new aspirations for the upcoming year, 2024. 2024 Vision Board - https://www.mommacusses.com/services-1  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The Gift Of No Timer

The Gift Of No Timer

2023-12-2001:00:19

Your wish is our command! In this week, Gwenna and Tori present you with an early Christmas gift—an episode without the timer. They kick off the conversation by delving into their sources of inspiration and passions, recounting the moments of discovery and their gradual evolutions. Then, they open up about the exciting journey of witnessing their own children uncover and explore their individual sparks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2

Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2

2023-12-1354:37

Caution: Christmas spoilers ahead—proceed with care! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori chat about the magic of Christmas, from Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen, to the iconic red man himself. This leads them to the one question that occupies the minds of parents during the holiday season: Is Santa Claus a lie we tell our kids? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Beka Schaub

4 yo sleep sack would be a sleeping bag. lol

Apr 24th
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Makayla Moccabee

I agree with this. I use totes. we have 6 kids & 2 adults in a tiny home. dressers are not a thing. Laundry is hard enough & someone one time said hey I use a tote system & I've never looked back each person has a tote for their clothes & a laundry basket above the washer and dryer for their clean clothes. I fill them up all week and on Sundays I hand them to the kids and they dump them back in the tote & give them back. it's amazing.

Jun 22nd
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Samantha Crawford

I love Monopoly!!! I can play all day me and Abby would get along 😆

May 17th
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Rachel Cole

Sooo thankful this is on Castbox! I can't wait to listen.

May 4th
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Megan Rausch

I love you two!! Thank you for all the responsive-parenting advice, cannot wait for all these episodes!

May 3rd
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Sabrina Boswell

I LOVE THEIR YOUTUBE VIDEOS. Watch some. I dare y'all.

May 1st
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Oscar Wilson

so excited for this!!!

Apr 26th
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