Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Squidward Florio makes his debut(5:20) TNF: Dolphins at Bills(10:15) SUNDAY EARLY: Falcons at Panthers(13:15) Packers at Browns(17:20) Texans at Jaguars(21:05) Bengals at Vikings(25:15) Steelers at Patriots(28:05) Rams at Eagles(32:05) Jets at Buccaneers(36:05) Colts at Titans(39:05) Raiders at Commanders(41:40) SUNDAY LATE: Broncos at Chargers(44:35) Saints at Seahawks(45:35) Cowboys at Bears(48:35) Cardinals at 49ers(51:10) SNF: Chiefs at Giants(53:15) MNF: Lions at Ravens(55:35) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Chris tells Connor how to stop sweating his predictions(2:30) Referee Gray Areas: Tush Push false starts, defensive substitutions, and the play clock(15:40) Rookie of the Week: The Falcons defense is turning around(18:50) Still Kicking: Ranking Tyreek Hill, Joey Bosa, and other veteran Week 2 bounceback performances(28:25) DraftKings: Playoff odds for Teams w/ Injured QBs(29:45) Backup QB Confidence Meter: Belief in Mac Jones, Jake Browning, and others filling in for    Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Chris’ mom had her first time in front of a camera(1:40) MNF: Buccaneers def. Texans 20-19(12:25) Chargers def. Raiders 20-9(23:15) DraftKings: AFC West odds(25:00) Week 2 Film Review: Patrick Mahomes has a lot to overcome(34:40) Daniel Jones is perfect for the Colts offense(40:20) Travis Hunter’s impact on both sides of the ball(45:15) Second-Guess or First-Guess? Questioning calls by Liam Coen & Shane Steichen Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Colts offense rolling, Broncos offense stalling?(10:25) Joe Burrow’s injury, and the Bengals outlook with Jake Browning(14:50) Are the Jaguars using Travis Hunter correctly?(18:05) The Packers offense has Chris giddy(22:00) Lamar Jackson is STILL underrated Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) "I'm not gonna be the dad who gives you messed up haircuts"(3:15) Eagles def. Chiefs 20-17(14:00) Cowboys def. Giants 40-37 (OT)(22:40) Bengals def. Jaguars 31-27(32:10) Colts def. Broncos 29-28(37:55) Patriots def. Dolphins 33-27(44:45) Seahawks def. Steelers 31-17(51:35) Rams def. Titans 33-19(55:45) SNF: Falcons def. Vikings 22-6(1:01:05) Lions def. Bears 52-21(1:07:40) Ravens def. Browns 41-17(1:12:10) Bills def. Jets 30-10(1:16:35) 49ers def. Saints 26-21(1:22:25) Cardinals def. Panthers 27-22 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) The broom is out in Casa de Florio(4:40) TNF: Commanders at Packers(9:40) SUNDAY EARLY: Browns at Ravens(14:25) Jaguars at Bengals(18:20) Giants at Cowboys(21:05) Bears at Lions(23:40) Patriots at Dolphins(26:05) 49ers at Saints(27:55) Bills at Jets(29:45) Seahawks at Steelers(32:10) Rams at Titans(35:00) SUNDAY LATE: Panthers at Cardinals(38:05) Broncos at Colts(40:20) Eagles at Chiefs(44:15) SNF: Falcons at Vikings(47:40) MNF: Buccaneers at Texans(49:05) Chargers at Raiders(51:05) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) What’s the greatest feeling you can have as an NFL player?(2:45) Honeymoon’s Over: Are we ready to abandon some summer storylines on the Bengals offense, Texans offense, Broncos, and Panthers?(16:35) Rookie of the Week: Emeka Egbuka, Tyler Warren, Armand Membou, & Will Johnson stood out(21:05) DraftKings: Offensive Rookie of the Year odds(23:40) What’s More Likely? We make some Week 2 predictions for Aaron Rodgers, Justin Herbert, Patrick Mahomes, the Bills, the Cowboys run game, and the Packers defense Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) We have a new formula to get more podcasts to the homies(1:40) MNF Recap: J.J. McCarthy & Caleb Williams’ up-and-down nights(18:45) DraftKings: NFC North odds(21:00) New QB Debuts: Simms ranks Geno Smith, Aaron Rodgers, Joe Flacco, Sam Darnold, Daniel Jones, Justin Fields, Russell Wilson(33:15) Second-Guess or First-Guess? The guys analyze some controversial coaching decisions involving the Titans, Ravens, Seahawks, and Patriots Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Ravens collapses are a thing, and the Bills are “gritty as hell”(8:15) Concern for the Chiefs, and Justin Herbert is unlocking a skill(12:30) Jalen Carter’s boneheaded mistake, and “watch out for the Cowboys”  (14:55) Has the NFL caught on to Tua Tagovailoa & the Dolphins? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Fan favorite Devin is back!(2:35) Packers def. Lions 27-13(11:35) 49ers def. Seahawks 17-13  (18:05) Buccaneers def. Falcons 23-20(26:10) Rams def. Texans 14-9(35:00) Steelers def. Jets 34-32  (47:35) Colts def. Dolphins 33-8(53:00) SNF: Bills def. Ravens 41-40(1:09:00) Bengals def. Browns 17-16(1:14:45) Broncos def. Titans 20-12(1:19:40) Cardinals def. Saints 20-13(1:23:00) Commanders def. Giants 21-6(1:27:55) Raiders def. Patriots 20-13(1:35:00) Jaguars def. Panthers 26-10(1:39:00) MNF Preview: Vikings at Bears  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(3:35) Kickoff: Cowboys at Eagles(7:00) Brazil: Chiefs vs Chargers(10:55) SUNDAY EARLY: Buccaneers at Falcons(14:20) Bengals at Browns(16:20) Dolphins at Colts(19:00) Panthers at Jaguars(21:10) Raiders at Patriots(24:20) Cardinals at Saints(26:15) Steelers at Jets(28:35) Giants at Commanders(32:00) SUNDAY LATE: Titans at Broncos(35:25) 49ers at Seahawks(37:35) Lions at Packers(40:15) Texans at Rams(45:00) SNF: Ravens at Bills(47:55) MNF: Vikings at Bears(51:25) Best Bets & Folsom Prison Blues Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Chris takes a victory lap for a 20/1 hit on last year’s predictions show(3:10) College Football Week 1: Bill Belichick’s loses college debut(11:30) Arch Manning struggles at Ohio State(14:55) News: Micah Parsons trade fallout(22:50) 2025 Predictions: NFC Playoff Teams(34:05) NFC Playoff Bracket & Champion(38:45) AFC Playoff Teams(55:00) AFC Playoff Bracket & Champion(57:20) DraftKings: NFL Historical Playoff Trends(1:00:10) Super Bowl LX Picks(1:02:15) Awards Predictions: MVP(1:04:50) Offensive Player of the Year(1:05:50) Defensive Player of the Year(1:07:25) Offensive Rookie of the Year(1:09:50) Defensive Rookie of the Year Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Are we going over on too many teams?(1:45) AFC South Win Totals: Texans(6:55) Jaguars(12:25) Colts(16:30) Titans(21:35) NFC South Win Totals: Buccaneers(25:40) Falcons(27:50) Panthers(30:25) Saints(34:10) DraftKings NFC South Rush Yds Leader(36:50) Homie 2025 Playoff Predictions…fill out your picks now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Chris describes the locker room vibes on Cutdown Day(5:30) AFC West Win Totals: Chiefs(12:05) Broncos(19:30) Chargers(25:00) Raiders(29:55)  DraftKings NFC West Pass Yds Leader(34:10) NFC West Win Totals: 49ers(40:15) Rams(44:00) Seahawks(47:20) Cardinals Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) “Same duo, same clothes. What are the odds?”(2:05) AFC North Win Totals: Ravens(4:45) Bengals(10:05) Steelers(16:35) Browns(25:20) NFC North Win Totals: Lions(30:05) Packers(33:45) Vikings(36:35) Bears(40:40) DraftKings NFC North Pass Yds Leader(42:25) News: Terry McLaurin & Commanders agree to 3-year extension Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Chris and Connor reminisce about their old Bleacher Report office(3:30) AFC East Win Totals(5:50) Bills(10:55) Patriots(15:20) Dolphins(22:35) Jets(27:45) NFC East Win Totals: Eagles(32:40) Commanders(36:30) Cowboys(42:15) Giants(48:50) DraftKings NFC East Rec Yds Leader Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) We begin Episode 737 by looking back at Episode 1(3:20) But For How Long? Daniel Jones is Colts starting QB…but for how long?(16:30) Joe Flacco is the Browns starting QB…but for how long?(22:00) Matthew Stafford is back at practice…but for how long?(26:25) Jameis Winston is a Giant…but for how long?(30:15) The Jets are ignoring the noise…but for how long?(37:25) DraftKings Playoffs Odds for Teams with Longest Droughts(41:55) Top 3 Things Ahmed Learned On The Pod(50:35) Ahmed’s Top 5 Most Memorable CSU Moments(1:03:05) #AskAhmedAnything: Chris’ QB songs ranked, tattoos, 3 NFL wishes, and more(1:22:40) Ahmed’s 2025 NFL Predictions(1:24:30) Santa Claus or Andy Reid?(1:28:10) Requiem for a Host Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Chris recounts his ROUGH Sunday night(6:30) Stugotz tries to guess Simms’ Saturday routine(10:25) All Gas, or Pump the Brakes?...Ben Johnson’s Bears offense(15:05) Giants QB Jaxson Dart(20:45) Patriots QB Drake Maye(22:30) Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson(23:30) Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty(25:20 ) Eagles S Andrew Mukuba(26:55) Dolphins QB Quinn Ewers(31:50) Colts QB Anthony Richardson(37:10) BREAKING NEWS: CB Xavien Howard signs with Colts(40:05) _____-Alarm Fire: Rams QB situation(44:45) Browns QB situation(49:35) Cowboys backup QB situation(52:10) Tyler Shough(54:45) Simms Texts: Cam Ward needs to lift a weight(59:15) C.J. Stroud has the keys to the car(1:00:55) 49ers WRs don’t scare anyone(1:02:25) NFC West odds: are the Seahawks underrated?(1:05:00) Is Jared Goff overpaid? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:25) Welcome - don't worry, it'll start to sound better(8:05) How should Arch Manning deal with lofty expectations at Texas?(16:00) How concerning is Jordan Love's injury? And should Matt LaFleur be on the hot seat if Packers have a rough year?(20:50) Joe Flacco will reportedly start Week 1 for the Browns(23:45) What's More Likely: Aaron Rodgers is Charlie Checkdown or lets it rip?(27:00) What's More Likely: Kyler Murray or Dak Prescott finishes as a Top-5 MVP candidate?(32:35) What's More Likely: Travis Hunter is DPOY or a sub-500 yard WR? (34:00) What's More Likely: Patriots win double digits or are drafting in the Top 15?(35:05) What's More Likely: Commanders or Vikings miss the playoffs?(43:15) Bears fans are nervous, and Simms tells them to R-E-L-A-X(48:00) Ravens might've gotten a steal with Mike Green(51:15) Stugotz thinks John Harbaugh and Sean McDermott should be under more scrutiny if their teams don't make the Super Bowl(1:02:15) Would You Be Shocked if Michael Penix Jr was a Top 5 QB? If someone other than the Chiefs won the AFC West? If Brian Daboll was the Giants coach next year?  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(0:00) Welcome to the show, Stugotz!(5:55) The most exciting thing that Simms witnessed this weekend(8:55) Rookie QB Headlines: Real or Relax? Cam Ward understood the assignment(12:20) Jaxson Dart fuels optimism, as does Abdul Carter(17:40) Shedeur Sanders has complicated the Browns QB competition(22:30) Tyler Shough outperformed Spencer Rattler(26:00) Jalen Milroe sets social media on fire(31:20) Like The Look: Jets under Aaron Glenn(38:35) Like The Look: Jaguars under Liam Coen(43:50) Like The Look: Broncos & LB Nik Bonnito(45:55) Like The Look: 49ers D under Robert Saleh(48:25) Like The Look: Bryce Young in the pocket(50:00) Which coach gives the strongest Stugotz energy?(53:35) Top 5 QBs who won't be starting by Week 7 Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.