Chris vs. The People

This week, Chris hears from a listener whose mysterious uncle lived a double life full of sugar babies and family chaos, another who had the FBI show up at her house at age twelve thanks to a wildly misbehaving Roblox boyfriend, and a final caller who woke up to flashing lights and officers surrounding her home in what felt like a movie scene. Law enforcement, family drama, childhood panic…it’s all here, and Chris is barely holding it together. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods this holiday season, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/144891824?pr=true  BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

For Episode 30, Chris decides to ditch the usual format and crack open the Chris vs. the People phone lines for something he’s always wanted to do: let strangers confess their deepest, juiciest secrets…completely unfiltered. First up, a listener admits she was secretly married AND divorced for over two years, all without her family having a clue. Then a wedding-industry worker reveals her pettiest hidden talent: crop-dusting rude brides and grooms on their big day. Yes. Weaponized wedding-day farts. And just when the chaos seems to peak, a school bus driver calls in mid-route to confess that her best friend has been stuck in a six-year relationship with a man who… isn’t exactly putting in Olympic-level effort in the bedroom. Between the secrets, the life coaching, and the near-fights between bus drivers happening in the background, this is easily one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Take advantage of Soul’s Black Friday-Cyber Monday deal now! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use code KLEMENS for 40% off.  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/144385363 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Fresh off a flight and running on fumes, Chris still refuses to miss a week, and thank god, because this episode is juicier than a fresh BBL. First, a caller takes us to Portugal for what was supposed to be a dreamy couples’ kayaking trip… until €1 shots, a rocky ocean, and a seasick boyfriend turn the excursion into a full-blown puke parade. Then, we head to the Maryland/West Virginia border for a Christmas night that spirals from strip-club friendships to Waffle House chaos, complete with jukebox twerking, past bathroom feuds, and a staff on their absolute last nerve. And just when you think that’s enough chaos for one episode, we end with someone whose life intersected with Mr. Bundy. Yes…Ted Bundy. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, it’s festive…it’s a typical episode of Chris vs. the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-was-involved-143858496 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this chaotic rollercoaster of an episode, Chris dives headfirst into stories that are equal parts horrifying, hilarious, and completely unhinged. We kick things off with a caller whose peeping tom encounter turns into a full-blown true-crime story, complete with cigarette smoke, useless boyfriends, and trauma realizations mid-conversation. Then, things somehow get wilder when another listener reveals how their own mom accidentally roofied them with smuggled painkillers from Mexico (yes, really). From there, the family drama only intensifies when Chris talks to someone whose dad married their mom’s sister… a family feud straight out of a West Virginia soap opera. Between emotional breakdowns, opioid overdoses, and accidental incestuous family trees, Chris somehow keeps it together long enough to laugh through the madness. If you thought last week’s sagas were wild, this one ups the ante with blood, betrayal, and a foursome involving a knife. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-mom-roofied-143355241 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is one for the books. From a first date that went horribly (and hilariously) wrong to a college night that spiraled into pure chaos, this week’s calls are some of the wildest yet. Chris talks to listeners about bad timing, worse decisions, and those moments that start out innocent and end with the phrase “how did we get here?” One caller relives a date that took a very sudden turn in the parking lot. Another opens up about a “harmless” college night that turned into a tangled web of drama. We even hear from someone who may have delivered one of the most savage insults ever said to a parent and a listener who just needs advice on whether a friendship is worth saving. It’s funny, it’s messy, and somehow still heartfelt, the perfect mix of cringe and comfort that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Go to https://buyraycon.com/klemens for 30% off and to see on Raycon audio product site wide! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142832361?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week’s episode is all over the place in the best way. We’ve got secret families, haunted hallways, and enough plot twists to make Maury take notes. A caller’s “family feud” takes a wild turn when two unexpected guests show up at dinner… and turn out to be her uncle’s secret brothers from his dad’s other family in Samoa…where he had nineteen kids and one on the way. Another caller’s aunt moves into a dream home that quickly turns into a horror movie: ghost kids, a tall man in the hallway, and an old lady in the backyard who refuses to leave. One caller finds herself tangled with a guy who defines “mixed signals,” proving that modern dating might actually be scarier than ghosts, and finally, a story so wild it’ll make you question everything you know about car accidents, fake claims, and “it’s not what it looks like” excuses. From secret brothers to possessed uncles, Chris somehow makes sense of the madness (or at least tries to). As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Bring on the good vibes and treat yourself to Soul today! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off your entire order!  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142260632?utm_campaign=postshare_creator  BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

It’s almost Halloween, and somehow every caller this week decided to bring a different kind of horror story. First, a listener accidentally manifests her coworker into a car crash (Florida never disappoints). Then another caller reveals her aunt is her own stepmom, in a family drama so twisted it makes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like a documentary. But it doesn’t stop there. We also hear from a caller whose high-school date took her to Olive Garden, stiffed the waitress, and got ghosted so hard she had to learn taekwondo to deal with it. From spooky manifestations to incestuous entanglements to violent red-flags over unlimited breadsticks, this episode really has it all. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/141726763?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris may or may not have come straight from happy hour…and it shows. Things start with a caller whose post-hookup pillow talk turned into a full Taylor Swift history lecture before taking a shocking, very NSFW twist. From there, we meet someone whose mom completely ruined Disney World in a pair of white jeans (and a Buzz Lightyear ride), another caller who’s spiraling over whether they’re the reason their best friendship ended, and finally, someone who casually admits to catfishing an entire group of kids for reasons that somehow get worse the more they explain. Between the oversharing, confusion, and Chris barely holding it together, this might be one of the most chaotic and hilarious episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/141203682?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this week’s episode of Chris vs. the People, we’re swinging between heartfelt and hilarious. Chris kicks things off talking about how everyone’s gotten worse at driving and why the Amish would absolutely lose their minds over a Cybertruck. Then, a caller opens up about the sting of being called fat by a friend, and Chris dives into an honest, funny, and validating conversation about body image, friendship, and learning when (and how) to confront someone who hurts you. Just when things get deep, chaos returns in the form of a date that accidentally fires a gun in someone’s house (yes, really). Then we hear from someone torn about cutting a friend out of their friend group, leading to an unexpectedly thoughtful talk about confrontation, empathy, and knowing when to walk away. And finally, just when things start to feel almost normal, we wrap up with the chaos of a monkey attack at a zoo. Because obviously. It’s sincere, stupid, and everything in between…the perfect Chris vs. the People cocktail. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/140666768?pr=true LEAVE A REVIEW: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into stories that prove reality is stranger than fiction. First, a caller shares how her husband’s “we’re just friends” excuse unraveled into cheating, puzzles, and one of the messiest divorces you’ll ever hear. Then, another caller reveals the wild twist of discovering that her once-homophobic ex is now a gay p0rn star…and yes, the irony is delicious. From chicken-killing confessions at Christian college to someone faking a dead Japanese brother, this episode is packed with chaos, comedy, and the kind of audacity you can’t make up. Stick around for the aftershow on Patreon, where Chris spills religious tea and chats with a caller questioning whether their dad is actually straight on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/140096917?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

On this episode of Chris vs. the People, the chaos comes in waves. First, we hear from someone who accidentally became a getaway driver for a breaking and entering. Then, a caller shares how a long-time friendship fell apart over a bathroom dispute. Next up is an Am I the Asshole? scenario after a boyfriend discovers things in his partner’s notes app. And finally, one caller swears their friend is literally back from the dead. And on the Patreon aftershow, we have a wild story about getting pulled over on LSD with seven friends crammed into a Kia Soul. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/139523546?utm_campaign=postshare_creator BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This episode of Chris vs. the People is pure chaos from start to finish. First, a caller suspects her dad might be cheating on her stepdad after catching him liking some eyebrow-raising Instagram reels. Then, we hear the unhinged saga of someone who dated a self-proclaimed Mormon priest who could code (and somehow got weirder from there). Next, a jaw-dropping scheme where someone impersonates their partner’s ex just to see if they’d cheat. And finally, the episode closes with a friendship implosion…a best friend of five years who betrayed them in the messiest way possible. From family drama to religious cringe to loyalty tests gone wrong, this one has it all. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon aftershow for even more wild stories. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/138516066?pr=true&cr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, chaos and comedy collide. First up, a caller takes us inside the disaster of a Facebook Dating match that spiraled into a front yard standoff, a drunk mom, and seven state trooper cars. Then, we hear from a sibling fed up with their brother’s freeloading girlfriend, sparking an “am I the asshole?” debate. Next, we learn why two Florida teenagers ended up being “held hostage” at a park job gone sideways, and spoiler: some white powder may have been involved. We also hear from one caller who goes the distance, literally…sharing what it took to cross the world for a taste of South African love. Finally, a love story with a twist: a 13-year age gap, a Reddit romance, and the kind of family drama only religion can stir up. In between, Chris reflects on stoner pre-show rituals, the healing magic of a Lady Gaga concert, and the wild gift that is this community. Buckle in because this episode is equal parts messy, heartfelt, and unforgettable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon aftershow for even more wild stories. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137953567?pr=true&cr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week on Chris vs. the People, things spiral from messy to downright unhinged. We start with a caller whose dad casually asked her to sell her car. Naturally, we rope in her sister for the big reveal as to why, and chaos ensues. From there, we lighten up with a hilariously cringe kindergarten story about mistaking a new classmate’s name for her favorite snack. Things spiral further when a group of bakery coworkers seek revenge on a cheating fiancé in a way that’s both disgusting and iconic. From there, a vacation hookup goes wildly wrong when a caller accidentally injures a man in Ireland. And finally, we close with a jaw-dropping revelation about a restaurant owner who secretly wore something crazy during work hours. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137403128?pr=true&cr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is packed with stories you won’t believe actually happened. First, we hear from a caller who had to resuscitate their ex’s best friend not once, but twice…only to later discover something disturbing about their ex. Then, someone reveals what happened when an eight-month fling with their best friend’s mom spiraled into chaos involving their own brother. And finally, a chilling story about a family friend who stayed the night… before committing a double murder the very next day. In the aftershow, things don’t get any tamer. A listener recalls coming home from a date to find a dead body being carried out of their neighbor’s house. It’s messy, shocking, and unforgettable….exactly the kind of chaos you come for. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. SEE ME LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/136845953?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Hot bosses, hidden secrets, and...chlamydia-induced paralysis? Buckle up. Chris hears from four callers with stories that get messier by the minute. A young woman confesses she’s in love with her older, married boss (who also happens to be her ex-wedding-party drinking buddy). Another caller finds out she was being cheated on while in the ER—because she couldn’t move half her body…from an untreated STD. Then, a woman discovers her boyfriend’s secret porn empire and takes sweet, sweet revenge. And finally, a listener spills on not one, not two, but THREE high school teacher affairs that had their whole town talking. This episode? Absolutely nuts in the best way. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/135786002?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

This week, chaos calls in. First up, a weed farm worker spills everything about a creepy coworker, a judgmental vegan, and literally going into labor on the job. Then, Chris plays therapist for a listener who's objected to not one, but TWO engagements in a single month, including her own little brother's. We also help a bride decide whether to invite her villain-level sister-in-law to the wedding or stage a highly organized takedown. And finally, a listener recounts the time a married Netflix “celebrity” crashed their Vegas dinner, blacked out, then accused them of theft. Spoiler: the read of a lifetime is involved. You’ll laugh, you’ll judge, and you might just Venmo yourself $200.  WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/135227081?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

Chris is couch-bound with a freshly wrapped ankle, a glass of wine, and a lineup of absolute madness. First up, Anastasia finds out she’s not invited to her childhood friend’s wedding after 15+ years of friendship—and it only gets messier from there. Then, Kayla calls in with a Florida vacation tale involving laxatives, IBS, and an unfortunate ocean incident… right next to a family scattering their loved one’s ashes. It’s exactly as horrifying as it sounds. Abby’s next, navigating roommate drama, financial stress, and a boyfriend who tells her to move back in with her toxic parents instead of sticking by her. And finally, Tina spills all about going to Mormon college and how that somehow led to having multiple sugar daddies… including one who worked at BYU. It’s an episode full of betrayal, bowel movements, and BYU sugar babies. Watch the video version on http://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople and catch the aftershow on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens, where Anastasia dishes on wild workplace drama and Tina gives us even more Mormon mess. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/134703481?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this episode of Chris vs. the People, Chris recounts the DIY disaster that left him with a third-degree burn and a newfound fear of boiling water. Then, buckle up as the calls roll in with stories that are as chaotic as they are jaw-dropping: a 19-year-old flies to meet a 40-year-old Twitter scammer faking cancer, a daughter uncovers her dad’s 14-year affair with her mom’s former friend (yes, the one who showed up drunk to a funeral), a toxic friend group cancels someone over cardboard boxes, and a stepmom spins a scandalous lie to cover up her affair-turned-marriage. Lastly, we hear from a caller whose ex boyfriend scammed her and her family out of thousands of dollars. It’s trauma bonding with a side of comedy, and trust when we say…you’re going to want to hear every messy detail. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/134188194?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

In this grab-bag of chaos, Chris kicks things off with a caller who got a table shoved into her crotch over Alfredo sauce. Then, a woman finds out her dead dog was never cremated — surprise! They’ve been cuddling a box of mystery ashes. Up next: a spa employee who had a customer die mid-bubble bath, and yes, she had to clean up everything that came out. And finally, we meet a nanny being terrorized by a four-year-old who threatened to…well, you can listen to find out. No notes, just trauma. It's death, dairy, deception, and daycare — and somehow it's still hilarious. Catch the aftershow on Patreon where things only get worse. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/133666275?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens  FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY:  • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)