Cinema Poison

Exploring the worst cinema has to offer. New episodes weekly until we get bored.

UNLOCK THE VAULT June - Real Men (1987)

Get your finger guns ready as we UNLOCK THE VAULT this June with Real Men.

06-13
01:01:57

UNLOCK THE VAULT June - Runaway (1984)

This is an UNLOCK THE VAULT episode. Listen to us talk about the 'templates' in one of our first ever episodes.

06-06
54:45

Surviving The Game (1994)

We recorded this episode over the course of a couple sessions. You may hear us repeat a couple of jokes. Who cares, just listen and enjoy.

05-30
02:17:57

Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) Mini-Sode

Tune in to hear us talk about this exploding penis. Stick around the for 90s grunge talk.

05-23
40:20

Tango and Cash (1989)

Coming from two guys who love 80s and 90s action (in particular Stallone and Russell) for this movie to miss so bad, has got to tell you something. We wanted to love it, but it is generic and full of action tropes and one-liners that don't hit. follow us on Twitter @CinemaPoison contact - cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

05-16
01:53:31

Cape Fear (1991)

We loved this movie. For the first time in a while we didn't go for over 2 hours (work, vacations and all). Enjoy! contact info-cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

05-09
01:48:23

Basic Instinct (1992)

Our version of this film even has Curran calling himself Shooter.

05-02
03:05:02

Unlawful Entry (1992)

Officer Davis shines Michael and Karen while they are fucking like they are a couple of deer.

04-25
02:13:18

Lionheart (1990)

Join us as we forget how to use the letter h again as we discuss Lion eart.

04-18
01:56:49

Chopping Mall (1986)

We had a blast talking about Bud the C.H.U.D. in this episode.

04-11
02:18:55

The Crow (1994)

Skank reminds us of Dirty Steve from YOUNG GUNS. @CinemaPoison (Twitter) cinemapoisonpodcast@gmail.com

04-04
02:19:04

Band of the Hand (1986) Mini-Side

This week we brought in some friends to help us navigate the Miami terrain. Welcome to the show Stef and L from 'A Ghost in the Magazine' podcast.

03-29
30:19

Samurai Cop (1991)

We came for the wig. We stuck around for the bad ADR.

03-22
02:50:31

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

This is an UNLOCK THE VAULT episode. Kristen is doing paper mache using cum as an adhesive.

03-15
01:31:47

The Beastmaster (1982)

Were Dar and Seth going to pass that boy around?

03-08
01:47:42

Night of the Demons (1988)

This is an UNLOCK THE VAULT episode.

03-01
01:20:29

Killer Workout (1987)

We have another bad idea to promo the pod.

02-23
01:39:04

Ninja lll: The Domination (1984)

AUDIO QUALITY ALERT! This is an UNLOCK THE VAULT episode. Listen as our former co-host becomes audibly hammered.

02-16
01:16:59

The Terminator (1984)

Is Arnold actually not a very good terminator?

02-12
02:00:00

The Program (1993)

This movie gets Matt way too hyped.

02-09
02:53:46

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