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Cinephobe
Author: Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
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Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Hawaii for a wedding, but not before they create the world's greatest Craigslist post looking for nice girls to accompany them and appease their family.
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Who could have predicted before the Encino Man episode that Sean Astin would become ubiquitous in Cinephobe lore? And not for shouting 'My wife is a bingo!' at a Blockbuster.
Zach, Amin and Mayes dig up their most unbelievable moments in Cinephobe history, the elements of the plot that took it too far, shattering any suspended disbelief that might have existed.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes have the power to be supreme, the power to be almighty, the power to use a Cosmic Key and travel across the galaxy in the blink of .34 chromons.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes get uploaded into the serververse to take on Al-G Rhythm and his goon squad as a classic tale is rebooted for the video game generation. Will we be stuck as Warner Brothers properties forever? Will LeBron connect with Bryce about something other than basketball? Do any kids even know who the Looney Tunes are? Do you, as long as doing you means listening to this podcast.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes review the applications and cover letters for the repeat offenders in the Cinephobe Universe who have compiled the most impressive bodies of work.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes can see better than they ever have thanks to this refreshing, delicious, ice cold Pepsi Cola.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are flying deep into the wilderness of the pacific northwest for their favorite annual therapeutic activity: Hunting the Unhoused Gentleman.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes review their favorite baddies, the most diabolical antagonists and evil incarnates, characters who blazed such a trail of destruction their names are burned into our brains for eternity.
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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Ian Karmel refuse to sign a record contract until everyone listens to Ian's new audiobook 'T-Shirt Swim Club'
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Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with Ian Karmel to hold the KPPX Radio station hostage until everyone buys a copy of Ian's new book 'T-Shirt Swim Club'
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Zach, Amin and Mayes dive into the minutia of what makes someone a great sidekick as they explore the friendships and business relationships in Cinephobe history where there was a clear power dynamic and separation between leader and follower.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes and lived to podcast about it.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by a rag tag group of warriors, thieves, wizards and princesses on a quest across the land to retrieve the jeweled horn of the dreaming god Dagoth.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are not gonna cawl de cwopz in this episode inspired by The Wicker Man Rewatchington.
Cinephobe has a rich history of police officers. Main characters, side characters, caricatures, schizos, weirdos and bozos. Not many of them are good at their job, but which ones are exceptionally bad?
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are taking out the trash and saving the environment.
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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Kelley L. Carter can only remember numbers by associating them with chess moves or tickets at Madison Square Garden.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes choose the characters that they would most like to have on an episode as a guest to review a different movie.
What character do you think would fit in with the Cinephobe crew the best?
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruited by the CIA to pose as their twin brother's alias in order to secure a suitcase nuke before it falls into the possession of a multi-national terrorist organization.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the mall as security guards with delusions of grandeur and an obsession with firearms determined to stop a perverted flasher from harassing their patrons, no matter what it takes.
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Zach and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube
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why the fuck isn't the Pod part of Lebatard anymore?
dear lord amin that angry confused voice you do is top 5 most annoying noises of all time.
did you mean 200+ episodes....?
I absolutely died at the sound of Amin looking for his 20 CB bell. Hardest I’ve laughed in a year. Holy crap I’m absolutely dying!
It's Action Jackson not Feelings Jackson.
How often do you guys tape? Make it more often.
the warriors way
Salmon
https://youtu.be/K6j5IuD9n3s for anyone who wants to see the consistency, texture and flavor of this episode
Voodoo is NOT Haitian... Is african, so I guess Jamaicans can practice it.
racist? who of you 4 retards is latino?
#iwasfrozentoday
lost me at the retarded intro...
Roger Maris ?? Amin is such an imbecile
Amin sucks on this episode , WTF my nigga
agreed
Subbed after their take on Twins
We need more comments on here.
IMPORTANT CORRECTION: G-Force is NOT a movie about hamsters in space. It is, however, a movie about guinea pigs in space, hence the G in the title. Thank you for your understanding.