ClemFM

Podcast by Clem Ieaudd

Series 2, Ep. 8: Mon Oncle Manglow

The final episode of ClemFM series 2 is loving tribute to my avuncular mentor and literal man of my dreams/nightmares, Uncle Manglow. Music by Unk M.D. Photograph by Stephanie Hicks

08-01
11:31

Series 2, Ep. 7: Oops, you’re a cannibal or: hoW I got a man to eat another man

If you love pranks, are chill, can take a joke and not flip out, and are a good sport, this week's ClemFM serves you up a veritable feast on which to gorge. Check out my blog if you want the recipe! Disclaimer: No one (that I am personally acquainted with) got hurt during the making of this prank. Music by Unk M.D. Photograph by Stephanie Hicks Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

07-25
09:32

Series 2, Ep. 6: 50 things you don’t want to knOw about Jared Leto

Jared Leto may not be an actor you have any interest in. Well, he doesn't have any interest in you either. 'But why?' you ask. 'I'm intelligent, witty, fun to be around. Why doesn't Jared Leto want to spend time with me and become really close friends?' Any one of the 50 things listed in this episode of ClemFM may give you a clue as to why Jared Leto can't stand being around you, and just might even hate your guts. Trust me, it's not you, it's him. Music by Unk M.D. Photography by Stephanie Hicks

07-18
09:44

Series 2, Ep. 5: I object to the objectification of peopLe being used as human shields

Should we be treating those we might use as human shields to protect ourselves in dangerous situations in a more humane and less shieldy way? Listen to this podcast and it might influence your decision in future to use a person as though they were a slab of organ-filled plexiglass. No promises, though. Music by Unk M.D. Photography by Stephanie Hicks

07-11
10:39

Series 2, Ep. 4: 50 thinGs you definitely didn’t know about Baby John Burgess

Baby John 'Burgo' Burgess is a gameshow god. Here's a random assortment of completely fabricated facts about him. Disclaimer: In no way is this podcast related to or about the real gameshow host John Burgess. This is about an entirely different, made-up guy.

07-04
09:33

Series 2, Ep. 3: If anyoNe around here is the rotten egg, it certainly isn’t me

This week's offering is less than fresh. I am a man wrongfully accused of being the vilest of things: a rotten egg! Will I clear my name and get justice in the form of vengeance through gross negligence? All I can say is, as I type this I am wearing a very, very self-satisfied smirk. Music by Unk M.D. Photography by Stephanie Hicks Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

06-27
10:38

Series 2, Ep. 2: 50 things you mAy not know about Chuck Norris

Not much is known about mythical action hero Chuck Norris. How often does he take a shit? How pungent is his body odour? Listen to this episode and you'll be a scholar and expert on the man who got his arse kicked by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon. Music by Unk M.D. Photograph by Stephanie Hicks

06-20
08:23

Series 2, Ep. 1: Sure, octopuses are sMart, but you know who's smarter? Me, that's who

Welcome to the second series of ClemFM. In this episode, I prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I'm smarter than that cephalopod poser, the octopus. Music by Unk M.D. Photography by Stephanie Hicks

06-20
10:11

Episode 11: Poppin' Pete: The Real Reason Why You Must Always Cover Your Mouth When You Yawn

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
10:01

Episode 10: If We All Worked Together, We Could Really Destroy Our Enemies The Reptiles

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
08:00

Episode 9: The Most Definitive Guide To Dogs (That I know of)

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
07:57

Episode 8: A Father's Guide to Gettin' Busy with a Lady

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
09:08

Episode 7: Teaching My First Class at Caveman High

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
09:49

Episode 6: Make Dinner, Not War: A Husband's Plea

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
08:45

Episode 5: Teaching My Ignorant Dog & Cat About Sex

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
09:25

Episode 4: If I'm Going to Donate My Body, Please Don't Let Anyone Laugh at My Dead Penis

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
08:41

Episode 3: Congratulations! Your Application to Join My Cult Has Been Successful

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
09:02

Episode 2: A Beginner's Guide to Dancing on Your Enemy's Grave

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
08:26

Episode 1: King Kong's Legacy: The Planet of the Apes

ClemFM is a radio segment (not affiliated with any broadcasting station) that consists of essays, letters and radio plays, written by a man lacking in those all-important ingredients that help us connect with the world: self-awareness, intelligence and pathos. Outro song 'Ghost Simple' by Lehmann B. Smith, used with permission by the creator. All Intro music by Unk M.D. All photographs by Stephanie Hicks Sound effects used within obtained from www.zapsplat.com

05-21
09:00

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