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Comedians Abbas Wahab and Jordan Policicchio chronicle their rise in the stand-up and acting worlds while taking unfounded shots at pop culture and current events.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into the classic movie "Twister," discuss the South Sudan vs. USA basketball match, and reminisce about back-to-school shopping. Jordan shares his recent trip to Ottawa, and they chat about the benefits of waking up early and working out. Plus, Abbas reveals his new YouTube strategy.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into what it's like when your girl gets you new things to wear, the art of selling comedy.Drake vs Kendrick Lamar aftermath wanting to drive a Porche 996, why July and August are dead months for stand-up.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle everything from getting heckled in Winnipeg, skyrocketing prices at Roots, why Greeks and Italians are info junkies, compare police officer work to teacher salaries, the phone ban in Ontario schools, the world becoming nerfed, mastering your craft, and deciding whether to get out of the way or stay the course, the advantages of obscurity, and dive deep into Casey Rocket and the Kill Tony universe. To top it off, they break down the latest Gladiator 2 and F1 Trailers.
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In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan dive into Nate Jackson’s “Crowd Work Joint” and share insights on creating crowd work material, championship sports, performing comedy in the States, selling merch, the pros and cons of Chinese knock-offs, banging with eyes closed , and how TikTok has changed the game for everyone.
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In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan tackle a fascinating mix of topics. They kick off with a humorous debate on the concept of an "iDick", popping pimples, historical perspectives on being gay, the minds of serial killers. Mad Max Furiosa's financial struggles, finding faith at your lowest, and Abbas's lessons on punctuality, Trump's travel ban, tax loopholes in property, the engineering marvels of cars, pregnancy insights, and the intricacies of shopping for American condos.
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In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan cover a wide range of topics. They starting with the challenges of purchasing property and doing lawn work, the implications of a cashless society. Jordan shares insights from his intermediate acting class and the short film they're working on. They also discuss shoe and fashion trends, Abbas's upcoming trip to America, the recent news about Trump found guilty on 34 felony charges, why all products suck, and the results of Islam Makhachev Vs Dustin Poirier at UFC 302.
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In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan talk about Jordan's wedding and the booming wedding business, Tyson vs. Paul, Shane Gillis' new show Tires, Abbas's latest direct content endeavors, Steph Tolev's appearance on Maron and meet the new commercial guy that takes away all you commercial bookings.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle the chaos of driving in Toronto, the curious fashion Balenciaga, skullet dreadlocks, and the mouthwatering allure of Badiali Pizza. They discuss the ending of the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar Beef and dis-tracks, explore the intersection of music and stand-up comedy, and Bad Bunny's lyrics in English,and the end of the Fast and Furious saga.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the surprising revelation that reading improves acting skills, as Earl (Jordan's new acting coach) insists, deep contemplations about the afterlife, stage names, Shaq's beef with Shannon Sharpe, Netflix's Roast of Tom Brady, and Boeing whistleblowers not making it to the stand.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a debate over Drake versus Kendrick Lamar Dis-tracks, Abbas shares his exciting news of receiving approval to work in America, sparking a discussion on the process and challenges of opening a bank account abroad, the comedy scene in New York, sharing tips and tricks for aspiring comedians and reflecting on their own experiences.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan review of "Godzilla X King Kong", Jordan shares his unapologetic enjoyment of a good old-fashioned bathroom break and his newfound obsession with AG1, Abbas prepares for a comedy adventure in NYC and savors the delights of Badiali pizza, Jordan's latest purchase of a bidet, Abbas shares his experience with a city hall wedding, and the controversial topic of phone bans in schools.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off by exploring the world of acting classes and techniques, shedding light on the craft of performance, UFC 300, Abbas Saw Katt Williams in Nashville, DOWN WITH TECH a Nathan Macintosh comedy special, Jordan shares his insights after watching "Suits," Civil War and A24 films.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the YouTube algorithms and the impact of shorts on content visibility, AI scams and their potential pitfalls, Netflix's "Unlocked: A Jail Experiment", comedy backdrops like The Cellar, Keith Lee being in Toronto, Italian cuisine, and the future of the Just For Laughs Festival.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discus Joseph Gordon-Levitt, delving into his versatile career and memorable performances, time-travel movies, review the new movie Godzilla X Kong The New Empire, the Toy Story universe, Nike's influence, and their favourite Jordans, reflect on the end of a tour, and Jordan rounds off the episode with his thoughts on the ever-evolving field of artificial intelligence.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into the fascinating evolution of dogs to whales, Yolanda Hadid's timeless beauty cautionary tale about falling for a modeling agency scam, wealthy families and corporate monopolies, the paradoxes of technology, pondering its potential and pitfalls in today's world.
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences doing a show in Harriston, offering insights into the unique dynamics of small-town audiences, the psychology of the audience, discussing how different factors influence reactions and engagement during performances, ponder the age-old question: Who's the best actor, DiCaprio or Brad Pitt? They also delve into the intriguing persona of Toby "Bully" Maguire and reminisce about iconic moments from Jerry Seinfeld, Dragon Ball theme park, and speculate on what they would say if they ran into a famous person in an elevator.
TOUR DATES🚀
Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Abbas's exciting new audition, sharing insights into the unpredictable world of showbiz, discuss the thrill of betting on eBay and share amusing anecdotes about their experiences with online auctions, Gary Vee's intriguing take on garage sales, exploring the intersection of entrepreneurship and thrift shopping. Jordan bring up the documentary "Quite on set ". Jordan's exploration of The Shade Room sparks a lively discussion about pop culture and social media trends. Jordan's battle with illness and share reflections on the significance of Ramadan and other religious observances.
TOUR DATES🚀
Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
Harriston, ON - Mar 23
Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the demise of JFL for a brief but pivotal 30 minutes, Terry Crews' intriguing interview on "Club Shay Shay," and the highly anticipated sequel, "Dune 2,"
TOUR DATES🚀
Halifax, NS - Mar 9
Sydney, NS - Mar 10
Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16
Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
Harriston, ON - Mar 23
Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their MW2 Prestige days and the thrill of leveling up. The hosts share amusing anecdotes about hustle and determination as Abbas' buddy reminds him of the chicken grind at a show. sharing their favorite spots and culinary preferences. Shane Gillis' return to SNL, and LGBTQ Bears, offering humorous observations and reflections.
TOUR DATES🚀
Moncton, NB - Mar 7
Halifax, NS - Mar 9
Sydney, NS - Mar 10
Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16
Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
Harriston, ON - Mar 23
Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a candid discussion on politics, offering their unique perspectives on current events and political dynamics, the intriguing world of presidential merchandise, wealthy Saudis, who the strongest comedian might be, and compare Canadian real estate to literal castles, offering humorous and insightful commentary on the housing market.
TOUR DATES🚀
Collingwood, ON - Feb 24
Moncton, NB - Mar 7
Halifax, NS - Mar 9
Sydney, NS - Mar 10
Sault Ste. Marie, ON - Mar 16
Hamilton, ON - Mar 22
Harriston, ON - Mar 23
Ottawa, ON - Mar 27,28
Montreal, QC - Mar 30
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